//ok so my theory is that palkia’s dismissive attitude is the key to every quirk in the lore

//so hear me out. here comes Arceus, who is newly hatched and ready to make the world

so Arceus makes a couple Pokemon for differing tasks

Xerneas to create life

Yveltal to end it

the original dragon who was all truths and ideals 

Dialga who made and maintained time

and  Palkia who was in charge of matter and the physical world

(Also Giratina was a byproduct of Palkia as Giratina represents antimatter which can only exist with matter to balance)

now each of these legendaries makes their own legendaries to assist them

Xerneas makes Mew to be the forefather of all life

Yveltal makes the forces of nature to aid in the necessary destruction of all things

the original dragon makes the sprites and spirits like Mesprit, Victini, Meloetta, Jirachi, all to represent qualities of its truths and ideals (emotion, victory, music, wishes)

Dialga makes Celebi to guide life through time (maybe the eon guardians ‘dunno)

what does Palkia make?

‘what does Palkia make’ isn’t the question

it’s what doesn’t Palkia make

Sea? boom! giant whale to do the sea. Land? boom! lobster with anger issues. Sky? boom! dragon who eats meteorites and shits megastones. you need thunder, fire, ice, water and EVEN MORE seas guardians? Palkia made a fresh batch of those, moon sun stars all taken care of

so with all these gods to take over different parts of reality what does Palkia have to do?

nothing! it’s no longer his problem, he’s already made someone else to do it for him

now THIS is the attitude that causes trouble

“oh look, Arceus is banishing my closest brother to his own twisted world? not my problem”

“oh, my land and water guardians are wreaking havoc? not my problem I made a sky guardian to take care of that”

“shrine burnt down?  not my problem, Ho-oh this is your chance to make your own workers, trust me it’s great”

“giant titan who I made to move continents is on a killing rampage?  not my problem, humans will sort that out”

basically, 60% of all conflict is based on Palkia going:

Move on, leave, run away, escape this place… but don’t forget about me, about us, about this town. Always remember where you come from so you can appreciate how far you’ve come.
—  c.j.n.


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You claim to love her, inside and out, but the only time you call her beautiful is when it’s 3 in the morning and I’ve already turned you down.
—  girls tell each other everything, c.j.n.

Monday 8:27am
I woke up with you on my mind.
You called me babe last night —
my heart is still pounding.

Tuesday 10:53pm
Today I realized we won’t work.
What we are is hurting her.
And I think she matters more to me than you do.

Wednesday 11:52pm
I broke things off with you today.
She barely said a word.
I’ve never regretted anything more than this.

Thursday 4:03pm
I shouldn’t have sent that message.
You shouldn’t have been so okay with receiving it.

Friday 9:57pm
I almost messaged you today.
I didn’t.

Saturday 8:49pm
I’m walking around town in search of alcohol.
They say that liquor numbs the pain of having a broken heart.
I want to put that to the test.

Sunday 2:32am
I heard you texted a girl you’ve never spoken to before.
I wonder if it’s because you’re trying to replace me.
I can’t help but wish you weren’t.
I thought I was irreplaceable.

—  a week with you on my mind, c.j.n.