pokemon stds

Arizona “comedian” wants you to pay for her to go to San Francisco to audition for a reality TV show. The 45 second snippet of her act has Michael J. Fox Parkinson’s jokes, abortion jokes, “is Pokemon a STD” jokes and a “joke” that’s literally “I want to adopt a Native American child and name him Redbox.”

Childhood Dreams

Seventh grade
  • Dude: *wonders what else he can make fun of me for*
  • Dude: hey Anna do you like pokémon
  • Me: uh sure I-
  • Dude: WELL I CAUGHT ALL THE POKÉMON IN EXISTENCE EVEN RARE ONES
  • Ne: oh really have you caught chlamydia
  • Dude: *smug look* YEP
  • Me: dude- *coughs* that's an STD