pokemon ride

anyway please imagine red and blue trying to get the hand of riding ‘ride pokemon” because they can’t use their own pokemon in alola and

- red and blue are both masters on charizard and race constantly
- blue tries to ride musdale but falls off almost immediately due to poor form
- red is pretty much a pro at all of them except machamp…he looks so awkward being carried like that
- blue loves riding on lapras the most tbh
- red hates riding gear and almost never uses it, despite Alola’s laws (it’s too heavy for him to handle, apparently)
- blue never rides stoutland but will call it anyway just to pet it because large doggo
- in turn, stoutland always brings blue back little gifts in thanks
- once stoutland brought blue back a big pearl and blue teased red saying stoutland was more romantic than him
- red ends up using his own stoutland to get blue something better because like hell he’s gonna let a dog outdo him
- blue ends up with half of Alola’s precious treasures by the end of their vacation lmao

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nine in the afternoon // panic! at the disco

Welcome to the Valkyries

people asked me to fuck up Welcome to the Black Parade and I figured, hell, I’ll fuse it with some other song, because at this point I’m basically just a mad audio scientist playing God with song DNA

so I went into my iTunes library and

what could I do? it was destiny

so I created the terrible child of these two songs and

holy shit

it’s a Pokémon battle

I’m sorry

I think I made a mistake 😆

aaaAAA ITS YA BOOOOIII

NO THIS I S LIKE A VERY GOOD THING

THE TWO BEST THINGS FROM SUN AND MOON

BLESS U FOR MAKING THIS, goOD CONtent 11/10

@sameno4

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