pokemon poems

Monday 8:27am
I woke up with you on my mind.
You called me babe last night —
my heart is still pounding.

Tuesday 10:53pm
Today I realized we won’t work.
What we are is hurting her.
And I think she matters more to me than you do.

Wednesday 11:52pm
I broke things off with you today.
She barely said a word.
I’ve never regretted anything more than this.

Thursday 4:03pm
I shouldn’t have sent that message.
You shouldn’t have been so okay with receiving it.

Friday 9:57pm
I almost messaged you today.
I didn’t.

Saturday 8:49pm
I’m walking around town in search of alcohol.
They say that liquor numbs the pain of having a broken heart.
I want to put that to the test.

Sunday 2:32am
I heard you texted a girl you’ve never spoken to before.
I wonder if it’s because you’re trying to replace me.
I can’t help but wish you weren’t.
I thought I was irreplaceable.

—  a week with you on my mind, c.j.n.
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From the bottom of his heart.

Voiced by Me

Move on, leave, run away, escape this place… but don’t forget about me, about us, about this town. Always remember where you come from so you can appreciate how far you’ve come.
—  c.j.n.
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“A Letter to Master Pokémon Trainer Ash Ketchum” by Nikki Burian

79+ Roses are Red Variants

Roses are red, violets are blue. I’ve got WiFi, so who needs you. (Variant: so screw you!)

Roses are red, violets are blue. If the ceiling came crashing, I wouldn’t save you.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This poem is stupid. So are you.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I kinda hate this poem and I really hate you.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I really hate this poem but I really like you.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Pikachu is awesome, unlike you.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You are dead, you.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d rather play Minecraft then write this for you.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You suck so screw you!

Roses are red, violets are blue. You’re really stupid, so you *flips off person*

Roses are red, violets are blue. Faces like yours belong in a zoo.

Roses are red, violets are blue. When life gives you lemons…

Roses are red, violets are blue. Hope you have a bad valentine’s day, cuz no one cares about you.

Roses are red, violets are blue. What time is it? Ten after two.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Can we stop singing? Thank you, phew!

Roses are red, violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, and so are glistering melons.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I am Greek and Dorian too!

Roses are red, violets are blue. What does the fox say? I say that too.

Roses are red, violets are blue. April fools, no one cares about you!

Roses are red, violets are blue. Why aren’t violets violet, like you

Roses are red, violets are blue. Why can’t you just zip it? I hate you!

Roses are red, violets are blue. When there’s you, rhyme and meter don’t matter at all!

Roses are red, violets are blue. The as;dflkajsd;lktl;japosdjfpaosdfpoasdfasdgooo

Roses are red, violets are blue. SURPRISE ENDING; Roses are red, and violets are blue!

Roses are red, violets are blue. When life gives you lemons, hope the lemons don’t sue.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Something Something Something-oo.

Your eyes are green, food is are blue.- Wait you’re not Percy Jackson DIE YOU!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue. Plot twist: Butter is green.

Roses are black, violets are black. Everything is black. I am blind.

Blood is red, you’ll be dead.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, bushes are red, I set your garden on fire.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Cows are great, and Rupert says MOOOOOOOO!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are stupid, like an insulting haiku.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You were expecting more, me too!

Roses are red, violets are blue.  Let’s fill the rest of this doc with spam so we get 100

Roses are red, violets are blue. You were expecting a rhyme? Me too.

Roses are red, violets are blue. But roses can be pink, and violets are violet.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Sugar is sweet and so are you… But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead. The sugar bowl is empty and so is your head.

Roses are red, that much is true. But violets are purple, not flippin blue.

Roses are red, violets are blue. What I thought was vaseline, turned out to be glue.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought voldemort was ugly, but then came you

Roses are red, violets are blue. 115 is 1 mod 2.

Roses are red, Rose, Rose Tyler I-

Roses are red, violets are blue.  What is pi congruent to?

T-Shirts are orange, food is blue. It’s called Heroes of olympus, not Percy Jackson 2

Roses are red, violets are blue. In soviet russia, bad poem write you.

Roses are red, violets are blue. In soviet russia, bad joke tell you.

Roses are red, violets are blue. *Insert insulting Haiku*

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, some don’t

Roses are red, violets are blue. Love me today, or I kill you

Roses are red, violets are blue. Poems are hard. Bacon

Roses are red, violets are blue. I hate Rhyming; vaccum, noodles, hobo

Roses are red, violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, but you can’t have it because you have type two diabetes

Roses are red, violets are blue. If you use this stupid poem, I will flippin murder you

Roses are red, my name is dave, this makes no sense. microwave,

Roses are red, violets are blue.  You lost the game.

Roses are red, violets are blue.  Why can’t I just Ad-block you?

Roses are red, violets are blue.  Carnations are pink, not unlike you.

Roses are red, violets are blue.  um um um um um um you.

Roses are red, violets are blue.  Stop reading my poem.  Shoo!

Roses are red, violets are blue.  Troll face is going to eat you.

Roses are red, violets are blue.  I’m going to put fried you on the menu.

Roses are red, violets are blue.  I’m going for a swim in glue.

Roses are red, violets are blue.  Stop with all this hullabaloo!

Roses are red, violets are blue.  I think I’m the capital of Peru?

Roses are red, violets are blue.  Introspection is fun.

Roses are red, violets are blue, from Reykjavik to Kalamazoo.

Roses are red, violets are blue.  For some reason right now I really want to eat veal cordon bleu.

Roses are red, violets are blue.  Violent death is good for you!

Roses are red, violets are blue.  I’m going to poison you with shampoo.

Roses are red, violets are blue.  Do you know how to pas de deux? (thought so)

Roses are red, violets are blue.  Death is inevitable.

Roses are red, violets are blue.  Rah rah celery!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I put hair dye in your shampoo

Roses are red, violets are JOHN CENA

Roses are red, violets are blue, its gonna be legen- wait for it

DAIRY

Roses are red, violets are blue, my middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, *Smosh voice* SHUT UP

You claim to love her, inside and out, but the only time you call her beautiful is when it’s 3 in the morning and I’ve already turned you down.
—  girls tell each other everything, c.j.n.
Looking back, I can’t remember the truth. I blew everything out of proportion so I could feel the hurt and betrayal and write about it in vivid detail. It was my own method of torture. My own undoing; and I enjoyed every second of it.
—  c.j.n.

i’m in my prime,
not withering and old.
but i refuse to play
your wicked games any longer.

i know this tether is unbreakable,
but you make me feel like i’m interchangeable.
you drew a target on my heart,
when did this become fatal attraction?

i don’t have the strength,
the energy,
nor the patience
to be held hostage by your love.

so baby please don’t despair
when i say that
i’ve found the courage to
let you go.

you were never meant to be tied down in the first place.

—  believing i could love you was my mistake, c.j.n.
Letters To My Father

by Ash Ketchum

Dear Dad,
I left home today to become the very best.
Is that why you’re still out there?

Dear Dad,
I watched my Metapod evolve today.
He started off as a tiny thing and today,
today he sprouted rainbows from his back
and protected me from danger.
One day I’ll show you how strong I’ve gotten.

Dear Dad,
Mom doesn’t tell me much about you,
but I think it’s because if I knew about
all of your great accomplishments,
I’d feel left out or even scared of you.
Still, it’d be nice if she didn’t hide
your photos.

Dear Dad,
I haven’t been home in months
and I’m starting to miss it.
How do you stay away for so long?

Dear Dad,
I just left Lavender Town.
Everything was soaked in death
and ghosts and purple.
Was that your favorite color?
Because, I think I saw you.

Dear Dad,
There’s this girl I like.
But I’m not sure if I like-like her.
How did you know you liked Mom?

Dear Dad,
I lost to someone so strong but
I came back today and overcame!
I didn’t think I could do it, but I did.
I didn’t run away. So, why did you?

Dear Dad,
Mom called me today and asked
when I’m coming home. I told her
that I didn’t know.

Dear Dad,
I think I want to keep traveling.
I’ve already beaten the best trainers
here, so I should move on, right?
I feel like staying in one place is losing.

I knew you would understand.

Dear Dad,
My friends said that I cry in my sleep
which is ridiculous. I don’t have sad dreams.
I usually dream about mom and me and you.

Dear Dad,
We were playing a game where we tried
to match moves to our personalities.
Misty is surf because she can take us
places that no one else could.
Brock is strength because he never
lets an obstacle stand in our way.
They said I was Flash because
I’m always the light at the end of the tunnel.
What would you be?

Probably Fly.
Or Cut.

Dear Dad,
I came home today and remembered
exactly why I wanted to leave.

Dear Dad,
I came home today and never wanted to leave.

Dear Dad,
I don’t care if you’re not the very best.
You should come home.

Dear Dad,
Every day I try harder and harder and harder.
I know you can too.
I love you.