pokemon owns

I honestly love how, no matter who you ask, everyone has a favorite pokemon. And they all have their own reasons, like

Onix is your favorite because it was the first Pokemon card you ever owned?

Of course

Mudkip is your favorite because it’s the first starter you ever chose?

Obviously

Venipede is your favorite because you love bug types?

Heck yeah

Rockruff is your favorite because it’s just so freakin’ cute?

AWESOME

Reblog and put in the tags what your favorite Pokemon is and why!

Favorite things that canonically happened in the Pokemon games:

-Rival Green/Blue takes a picture with your HGSS character because he thinks you’re cool

-he’s also feeling pretty peachy

-Erika talks crud

-someone was like making out or something in Bill’s yard in GSC 

-Giovanni literally ditches his son because he’s upset about a 10 year old beating his butt

-Silver tears a layer of your clothes off

-Children hate Steven Stone because his obsession with rocks is weird

-Prof. Birch runs away from his wife because he thinks she’s a pokemon

-There’s a tv show in Hoenn called the “Hoenn Rangers”

-There’s a magazine about exposed champions

-Characters who act attracted to you usually act the same no matter what gender you are

-Rival Barry gets distracted by a crogunk cutout when the world is ending

-Team plasma + stuff bad for team plasma= plasbad

-N knows the lyrics burn baby burn somehow

-N shouts “that’s an ugly formula!”

- Prof. Birch runs away from his wife because he thinks she’s a pokemon

(add your own bc this is just getting good)

pokemon fandom events of the past

- pokegts.us
- nintendo wifi termination on may 20th 2014, sealing all pre-3ds pokemon games that used wfc to their lonely doom
- lumiose city save glitch
- obscene nicknames on the gts usually with jirachis
- “WANTED: Reshiram — Lv. 9 and under”
- ferriswheelshipping
- mega mewtwo y’s debut and everybody jumping to MEWTHREE
- dont fucking make another fire/fighting starter you bastards
- no es fake, es hada
- flying vs fairy type sylveon discourse
- the entire fucking sun/moon games leaked a week early and the banwave that ensued
- HOENN CONFIRMED
- pokemon mystery dungeon in 3d: Put It Back
- “is this digimon now” @ mega evolution reveal
- ranking generations
- those three mythical pokemon that everybody knows about because theyre in the games files but dont get officially released until a year or two later
- rip wondertomb/wondereye
- darkrai nerfed as dark void accuracy went from 80% to 50%
- the ghost girl in x and y
- the split opinions on pokemon black and white 2
- friend safari
- charmanders scream in pokemon origins
- danny devito as detective pikachu meme
- dennis/ghetsis
- smugleaf & wotter & pignite
- 7.8/10 too much water

feel free to add your own

that “theres a difference between straight people and Straight People” post is the dumbest thing ive ever seen, all of you ugly straights try to seperate yourselves from your own pokemon type so bad, and theres lgbt people who agree with you which makes it even more sad. bitch if youre straight youre straight, not ‘Straight’, not 'STRAIGHT™’ youre just straight sorry