pokemon juice

Pokemon Frozen Cocktails

Eevee: Cake vodka, Kahlua, Bailey’s, Chocolate eclair ice cream bar, chocolate syrup

Vaporeon: Rum, Malibu, Blue curacao, pineapple juice, Sprite

Jolteon: Tequila, Red bull, Margarita mix, Lemon juice, Sprite, Salt rim

Flareon: Fireball whiskey, Peach schnapps, Iced tea, Lemonade, Dash of strawberry syrup (for colour)

Espeon: Strawberry vodka, Hpnotiq Harmonie, Chambord, Cranberry juice, Sprite

Umbreon: Bourbon, Coke, Lemon juice, Orange juice

Glaceon: Rum, Blue curacao, peppermint schnapps, Lemonade, Soda water, Sugar rim

Leafeon: Tequila, Peach schnapps, Lime juice, Ginger ale, Mint, Honey, Drop of chocolate syrup

Sylveon: Cake vodka, Strawberry vodka, Bailey’s, Strawberry shortcake ice cream bar, Cream, Strawberry syrup

markhyuck!parent au

requested!! the other nct dream parent au’s should be out at some point im not keeping track of anything lmfao


-AHHHH CUTEST PARENTS EVER 

-they’re kinda bad bUT THEYRE LEARNING 

-they adopt twins (boy and a girl) 

-they just wanted one kid but didn’t have the heart to split them up 

-so they ended up getting two kids!! 

-they’re 5 year olds and registering them for kindergarten was a MESS 

-hyuck asked mark to and being the good husband he is he obliged!!1!1!1!1!1 

-bad choice 

-he doesn’t know how to fill out forms for his life T_T

-hyuck ends up doing all the paperwork while mark takes the kids out for ice cream 

-i feel like mark is the stay at home mom while hyuck works yA FEEL 

-they probably live in a cute lil apartment 

-when the kids won’t stop crying, mark starts crying too and then hyuck has to calm all of them down bYE 

-they have a swear jar im calling it rn 

-hyuck swears too much and mark accidentally blasts songs with swear words in them 

-“daddy what does fuck mean?" 

-"omg where did you hear that maRK LEE LEE MINHYUNG ISTG" 

-"hyuck the kids need to learn who their true leader is" 

-"AND YOU THINK THAT’S KANYE?? BOI IM ABOUT TO WHOOP YOUR ASS" 

-they use the swear jar money to let the kids buy stuff when they take them to convenience stores after school 

-mark’s the dad that sucks at being strict 

-he hates seeing the kids sad so he has hyuck to be strict for him 

-hyuck probably gets jealous about who the kids like better smh 

-they have the CUTEST dressed kids oh my gosh 

-they’re so chill about whatever the kids wanna wear 

-they just take them to the clothing store and let them pick out what they like 

-it’s sososososo cute fml 

-they raise their kids to be really nice and respectful but they also teach them how to roast a bitch lmfaO 

-by the time they’re like 12, they’re like mini sass masters 

-THE DREAM TEAM ARE THEIR UNCLES BYE 

-one of the twins had a crush on one of the dream team omG 

-smh i’ll call the girl eunha and the boy baekhyun but like feel free to name em whatever 

-eunha walked up to mark one day and tugged on his sleeve and was like "dad i have a secret" 

-and mark leANED DOWN SO SHE COULD WHISPER IT INTO HIS EAR AHHHH 

-"i think i love uncle jaeminnie" 

-mark is ready to wHOOP JAEMINS ASS 

-"oh.. haha… that’s so cute awh…" 

-he texts jaemin and it’s just like "YOU BITCH YOU MADE MY DAUGHTER FALL IN LOVE WITH HER NOW YOU GOTTA FAKE MARRY HER" 

-"lol ok omw" 

-"wait no omg i didn’t mean literallY JAEMIN" 

-hyuck lowkey judges eunha’s taste but w/e it’s lowlowlowlowkey cute 

-so now markhyuck’s daughter is not-so-married to jaemin lmAO 

-BAEKHYUN GETS JEALOUS 

-"why does eunha get to marry uncle jaemin?? i wanna marry him!!" 

-so boom jaemin gets double fake married 

-the kids tell mark and hyuck everything 

-they trust them not to get mad at them and stuff so they’re really comfortable with them 

-baekhyun ALWAYSALWAYS LOOKS OUT FOR EUNHA 

-and vice versa!!! 

-one time some mean kids were excluding baekhyun so eunha left her group of friends to play with her brother!! 

-they probably take karate together omg 

-when eunha’s heart gets broken for the first time baekhyun probably threatens to murder them 

-THESE TWO ARE HUGE BOOK NERDS 

-mark probably reads harry potter to them aHHHH 

-eunha’s in ravenclaw and baek’s in gryffindor aWHHHDHSHSJSKS 

-and ofc, mark is a gryffindor too and hyuck’s a slytherin 

-the kids call it a forbidden love smh these nerds 

-when eunha was younger and wanted to mess around with makeup, mark would let her put it on his face omG 

-hyuck comes home and mark just has bright blue eyeshadow on and red ass lips and pink cheeks 

-hyuck leaves imMEDIAETLY LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF 

-baekhyun hates the outside 

-he gets it from hyuck 

-he just likes to stay home and meme all day smh 

-he’s like a mini donghyuck 

-on the other hand, eunha fucking loves sports and running 

-she picks up dancing and baek picks up singing!!!!!!!1!!1!1!1!11!1!11!! 

-talented as heck twins smh 

-most supportive parents ever oh my godd 

-they’re so supportive it gets embarrassing 

-"omg dad stop cheering so loud!!" 

-"SHUT UP EUNHA I LOVE YOU" 

-mark had to learn how to cook since hyuck was so busy 

-by ‘cooking’ i mean just microwaving things 

-their kids live off of takeout and microwave dinners istg 

-the only time they eat home cooked meals is hyuck’s days off bYE 

-eunha and baek end up learning how to cook tho so iTS OK 

-christmas is so cute omg 

-they go crazy with decorations and their ornaments are like 50% homemade and ugly 

-they always bake cookies aHHH 

-FAMILY GAME NIGHTS 

-hyuck the type of parent that doesn’t go easy on his kids but mark is the opposite 

-pokemon go family nights where they force baek to go outside bUT ITS OK BC HE LOVES POKEMON 

-they always have juice in the house, no one knows why but they do 

-if someone talks shit about their kids, hyuck will go oFF 

-mark has to do damage control 

-mark won’t like fight them unless it’s something that crosses the line but if you do something like call eunha annoying or smth hyuck will murder you 

-when the twins start dating mark and hyuck have to use everything in themselves to not stalk their significant other these loSERS 

-tl;dr can markhyuck like adopt me rn

“You’re not even aiming for it!”

You are very welcome, samarylis, hahahah~ (Who requested a pokemon!au.) Annie could be Eren’s rival. Or that.. friend character you goes up with you against rivals. 

Bear no doubt, I’ve already started picking out their teams.

Zour -citrus pokemon- grass/electric

“Zour have no predators because their bodies are filled with an incredibly sour juice. This juice also conducts a weak electrical current.”

evolves via level up

Tangorang -citrus pokemon- grass/electric

“The juice that fills its body has lost its intense sourness and become sweet, but it still carries an electric charge. The juice is also filled with vitamins and nutrients that keep Tangorang healthy and energetic”

evolves via Thunderstone

Shamelon -flavor pokemon- grass/electric

“Shamelon’s bodie is filled with many flavorful juices, both sweet and sour, which it uses to ward off predators, nourish the sick, or channel bolts of lightening. legend says the berries around its neck are so sour that if you eat one your head will shrink, turn yellow, and fall off to become a Zour”

had these guys since like the seventh grade