pokemon horrors

Requested by @shadowskiel, @calvin-reads-problem-sleuth, and anonymously

Nihilego is a fantastic combination of two terrifying things: jellyfish and parasites. Nihilego’s pokédex entry states “it’s unclear whether or not this Pokémon is sentient,” and that’s as good of a description of a jellyfish as any.

Jellyfish don’t have brains, bones, hearts, or blood. They don’t have a respiratory system (lungs or gills) to breathe, but they do absorb oxygen through their skin. Some are microscopic, and others longer than a blue whale. Some of them are immortal and can de-age themselves. They’re made of 98% water, they barely have a nervous system…and yet these creatures have been around on our planet for more than 650 million years, so they must be doing something right. In fact, jellyfish are the oldest multi-organ creatures on the planet. Despite everything they lack, jellyfish do have some organs: a mouth and a digestive system, and reproductive organs, for example.

There are over 2000 different species of jellyfish, so let’s just narrow it down to those who, like Nihilego, are also parasites: the myxozoans. Myxozoans are in the same phylum as jellyfish, Cnidaria, but are curious little organisms who go one step beyond jellyfish, not even having a mouth or guts. And like many parasites, they literally can’t survive unless they are infecting a host. They do still have stinging tentacles, though, so I guess that’s good.

Myxozoans live inside the bones and cartilage of fish, where they can reproduce inside and cripple their host, or even to some extent, control the fish. Some Myxozoans cause neurological damage that causes a fish to uncontrollably swim in circles. 

When their hosts die, myxozoans use their little jellyfish stingers to sting, therefore infecting, a new fish. 

As shown in Pokémon Sun and Moon, Nihilego has some adverse neurological effects when it infects a host: namely, what it did with Lusamine. If Nihilego is like a Myxozoan, it needs to bond with a human in order to reproduce: and it likely would have killed Lusamine if it could have completed the process.

Nihilego is a jellyfish-like parasitic Myxozoan. It does not have a brain, a respiratory system, a mouth, or guts. It infects hosts and often causes neurological damage.


A man wakes up to find that every inanimate object yells its name like a Pokemon


had a dream where it was revealed that there’d be new free dlc for pokemon sun and moon, which not only added a new postgame plotline and extra battle tree trainers, but a bunch of new pokemon and forms for existing pokemon as well.

a ton of the new forms were like… “ancient forms”, though the only one i can remember is “ancient passimian” which looked like oranguru but frillier and with an old-timey, earth palette. more interestingly was this, which i thought was a new mewtwo form but was actually its own pokemon, called “xeritwo”.

i remember going onto bogleech’s pokemon reviews to see what he thought of these new reveals, and he actually posted the leaked origin of xeritwo, which was that it was a living psychic manifestation of mew’s fear of its own clone. i also remember him saying that he found the design somewhat lackluster at first, and then it revealed its second appearance. he didn’t give it a rating, though, because he decided to hold off on that until the dlc was released to ensure he knew everything important to know before passing a final judgement on it.

i couldn’t tell if the red growths on it were meant to be gemstones, eyes, blisters, or bizarre external organs. they were very shiny, and pulsed in and out of its body rhythmically, like a heartbeat. most people were theorizing it’d be either psychic/dark, pure psychic, pure dark, or bring back the ???-type

i woke up to realize that the sun/moon credits theme were playing in my earbuds from my ipad, and with a surprisingly clear memory of what xeritwo looked like.

@bogleech unfortunately, because that dlc is never going to come out in this reality, if you want to rate it you’ll have to do it without the dlc