I love Sinnoh so much, and I personally HC it as being ‘that one weird region’, especially with how the whole Arceus situation ended up going. Because they were trying to make Arceus the new pokemon god, right? But… after the series had existed for 10 years already, and then it sort of didnt work? Like everyone was all ‘no’, and then they actually literally never held the event to get an Arceus in the original games themselves (and now wifi support for those games is over so it’s impossible now to boot. poor arceus’ fate is sealed). And then they started giving away arceuses in tons of other events, etc etc. It’s just sort of that one legendary kids like to use in online battles now.

But back when diamond and pearl were actually new, man, they were going for it. They were serious about the god thing. There were churches in the game that you could visit where people worshiped arceus. They never did it again though, and obviously never had done it before….
So it’s just sinnoh. Sinnoh is the only region where people have freaky Arceus churches everywhere.

So in the end it’s like:

“Hi, welcome to Sinnoh; home to absolutely no native fire types, an extremely widespread cult that worships our local legendary, and the guy who tried to erase everything that’s ever existed since the beginning of time (and then also the fabric of time itself for good measure). Have a complimentary Bidoof!

  • someone: do you still play pokemon go??
  • me: go?? the only place i'm going to is SINNOH 💎 diamond 🔮 pearl 📀 platinum 😍😩 grinding daily on bidoofs 🐿 poketch on fleek ⌚️🤜 while exploring the distortion world 🌌🌑💥 with my main hoe cynthia 👩🏼😍❤️😩👅😈 jesus arceus christ 👏🙏⛪️🐏
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- All Pokemon Gym Leaders

Aw man dude

If fucking Sun and Moon was this FUCKING awesome?

HOW WILL THEY HANDLE SINNOH?!

The PIANO MUSIC?! Sun and Moon’s music was amazing?! How will they handle the FUCKING PIANOS?

The starters! Will they get z moves? MEGA evolutions?! Will my boy Infernape return with POWER?!

The visuals duuude Sinnoh was already pretty but the Snow and the Forests! The lakes! Aw man the visuals!!! I can just feel the winter chills of the Lakes, Eterna Forest and the Towering Mount Coronet…

The return of Barry! He’s the strongest trainer with his level cap going around or over 80 which is hilarious. (Stronger than red). How will my ADHD buddy return!!!
Will they update Lucas/Dawn and have them be more useful and helpful?! Please let them do stuff like Hau did!!!

CYRUS THOUGH
They wrote Lusamine amazingly well and made her so complex! What will they do with Cyrus?!
Will they go into how emotionally manipulative he is? His backstory of abusive parents and his grandpa who cared for him?

How about Saturn?! He was cool as hell! Jupiter, Mars, (Charon I guess)?! The updated visuals on their designs????

THE DISTORTION WORLD?!?!?!
I WAS KINDA UPSET WE COULDNT EXPLORE ULTRA SPACE A BIT BUT IMAGINE HOW FUCKED UP THAT PLACE WOULD BE. SURFING ON THE WALL AND SHIT?!
GIRATINA, DIALGA AND PALKIA!!!!!

Pokemon don’t fucking do this to me.
I’m gonna get a heart attack.
Shit!!!!
SINNOH PLEASE RETURN!!!!