Preschool Teacher!Namjoon

And now it is time for the final member of the hyung line, our amazing leader, my lowkey spirit animal who has s u c h amazing legs oh my god his legs are so nice the thighs do the thing they’re so long and just 10/10, Kim Namjoon aka Rap Monster aka joon

  • Okay but just picture this for a moment
  • A tol surrounded by smols
  • He’d be so so tall around them but none of them are scared of him??
  • Like on that first day, when they walk in and see a really tall broad pink haired dude as their teacher, they may get a bit intimidated but then he smiles and sits down so he’s not so !!! to them
  • It’s pretty easy to tell he’s a total sweetheart and soon, any chance of intimidation or fear or anything of that variety is g on e bc he’s a giant teddy bear
  • They all call him “joonie” bc Mr. Kim just doesn’t fit him in that environment but neither does Namjoon so it gets shortened to joonie
  • I’ve referenced this so many times and I will continue to reference it bc it’s one of my favorite videos but remember when Jimin was the “yellow card” and Namjoon just sat there giggling for a solid two minutes after it happened
  • That’s him with the munchkins, they make him laugh so so much and he’s always smiley around them and he goes home with sore cheeks every single day bc they’re just so cute
  • There’s this one time where these two twins run up to him and give him a hug before they leave and his heart just about melts right then and there bc it’s just the first week of class and normally it takes time for the kids to get that comfortable with him but they’re already feeling at home
  • He always has a buddy, there’s this one lil girl who holds onto joon’s pinky and walks around with him a lot, there’s a lil boy who always wants to be held by joon, there’s another lil girl who wants to sit on his shoulders, it’s never ending
  • They all love being carried by him bc whoa whoa whoa what a height change, everything looks so small from up here
  • They all find him s o funny and goofy bc he is
  • Whenever he sees that one of the bbys is about to cry, he starts dancing for them and it’s pretty much the exact same thing as that one time on Weekly Idol where he was flailing around but his face was super serious
  • One of the things he loves about kids is that they tend to not give a fuck about whether they look cool or pretty/handsome or anything like that so they’re willing to dance with him and make weird faces and wear costumes
  • There’s this one kid who comes in on Halloween in one of those T-Rex costumes and joon is losing it the entire day plz just take a moment to imagine a smol bub in one of those mini costumes running around the classroom with joon chasing after them laughing his ass off and saying something about how they need to set their bags down before they can play
  • He gets to a point where he can’t even look at them with giggling and they know that so they just stand right next to him while he’s staring at the ceiling and trying his best not to look down and he’s trying so so hard not to laugh bc he’s already got tears forming in his eyes
  • He’s always got such a curious lil bunch of kids bc he’s so smart and they really look up to him so they wanna be as smart as he is so they start asking a million questions
  • “Why do the leaves change color”
  • “What’s this made out of”
  • “What’s the moon feel like”
  • He’s always so amused by them, he can never ever get annoyed with them so he’s more than happy to answer all of their questions, the best he can at least bc he doesn’t really know what being on the moon is like he’s never been (yet)
  • He sings for them, sometimes seriously and sometimes n o t seriously at all and they love both versions
  • This one time, one of the lil boys has a nightmare during nap time and joon just cuddles him really gently and sings for him and makes him feel really safe and warm and he gives him some animal crackers to make him feel better
  • But then there are times where his voice is cracking and he’s doing more yelling than singing and all of the kids are screaming the lyrics of “Wheels on the Bus” with him
  • You’re one of the TAs
  • You’ve been working with joon for years
  • It’s always really cute to see joon go from being a lowkey flirt with you to being a soft teddy bear with the kids bc it’s pretty instantaneous
  • He’ll be talking to you and dropping all these flirty lines and then one of the kids needs help washing their hands and he immediately starts singing the “hand washing” song he made up a few years ago
  • You two have been together for a while but you try to keep it lowkey in class bc you’ve made the mistake of kissing his cheek in class before and the two of you were playfully teased by all of the kids for like a week bc “you’re gonna have cooties now!”
  • He always keeps up with the kids once they’ve moved up grades so every now and then, he’s got a ten year old running up to him and asking if he remembers them and he always does and they ask if you two are still together and he says yes
  • They always have really good memories of spending time in his class with you two bc it felt like one giant family
  • Preschool teacher!Namjoon will always be one of their favorite teachers, even if they don’t remember every single moment with him and he’ll always remember them, no matter how old they get

Originally posted by ximaginingkaiparkerx



Request: Can I have an imagine where Kai gets terribly sick and when the reader shows up he tries to shut her out but fails. So she cooks him dinner while he watches :’)

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The door was locked, but Kai was stupid if he thought doing that and ignoring your texts could keep you away. It was early nightfall when a rock went soaring through his window and sending glass exploding everywhere, quickly followed by you, climbing in through his window, wearing a faded blue pullover with ripped jeans and your grimy converse. You hitched yourself into his room, avoiding the mess of shards scattered messily around his fluffy carpet, and raised your eyes to his bed. It was a wooden four poster, draped in silk with colors of red and white, four feathery pillows supporting the weight of your boyfriend. His face was ghostly white, blue eyes lacking their usual sparkle, his hair untouched, and full lips chapped as ever.

“What- do you think you’re doing?” he groaned softly, blinking up slowly through his eyelashes, hardly even phased by the fact that you’d just ruined his window.

“I’ve come to take care of you, idiot,” you huffed, approaching Kai.

“Don’t,” he waved his hand when you got close, “I’ll get you sick.”

“Shut up, Malachai,” you sighed, climbing atop his fluffy sheets and scooting in beside him, instantly enveloped by his soft sheets. You lay propped on the pillows, arms sliding under Kai’s limp form and setting him gently atop your stomach despite his protests. His head lay across your front, and you absentmindedly began to slide your fingertips through his mess of brown locks, your other hand coming gently to his side to caress his clammy skin.

“Why are you doing this?” he whispered, not even bothering to put up a struggle now that he was in your embrace.

“Why did you not want me to do this?” you responded, looking down as Kai’s lips gently fell apart, eyes fluttering closed in relaxation.

“I’m too strong to get sick,” he whined, “I don’t want you to see me like this, weak.”

“You always surround me with love and affection when I’m in need of it, so I frankly couldn’t care less how you want me to see you, because either way, our love goes both ways, you understand?”

He opened those brilliant blue eyes and blinked up at you, a little smile tickling his mouth, “I understand.”

“Good,” you said, bending down to plant a brief kiss atop his perfect nose, “because I’m making you soup now.”

“What!? You seriously don’t have to do that,” he groaned, but you were already up on your feet, and slinking your arms beneath his back to hitch him into your arms.

“All mighty powerful heretic suddenly can’t stop me,” you giggled, holding your boyfriend bridal style, to which he pouted up at you, as it was the best he could manage. “Come on babe,” you held him firmly to your chest, rounding his bed to get to the door. You used your elbow to push it open before continuing a strenuous walk down his stairs, in which you almost slipped near the bottom. 

Once you reached his kitchen you set him gently into a chair, which he automatically slumped back into. You skipped around the white marble island and headed for the sleek black cabinets, humming softly to yourself as you plucked various ingredients from the kitchen. Soon enough, you had set out butter, onion, pepper, chicken base, and of course, tomatoes.

“Tomato soup?” Kai asked from behind you.

“Got a problem?” you responded, giving the heretic an up and down glance.

“Even if I did, I couldn’t do anything about it, could I?” he said gruffly.

“Nope,” you winked, turning back around to get working on the soup.

It didn’t take long for the whole kitchen to be filled with a wonderful aroma, and you were pretty proud of yourself for not setting his kitchen on fire in the process. You peered down into the pot at the thick red liquid, and removed it from the stove to pour into a white bowl, dunking a spoon in before quickly sprinkling shredded cheese atop the mini masterpiece. The whole time, Kai simply sat there, eyes following your around the kitchen, fixated on you always.

You took a seat in the stool opposite Kai’s, setting the bowl down in front of him with a command, “eat.”

He stared frostily at you, folding his arms over in challenge, “or what?”

“Or this,” you growled, lifting the spoon from the bowl and shoving a mouthful of soup in his opened mouth before he could protest.

He simultaneously coughed in surprise whilst gulping down the soup, “really funny.”

“More,” you insisted.

He grumpily began shoveling soup in his mouth, starting off slow but eventually devouring the whole thing at a rapid speed, his mouth covered in tomato soup and sticky cheese. When he finished, he brought his eyes back up to yours, and he must have been aware of the fact that he looked like a mess because his cheeks burned pink, “napkin, please.”

You grabbed one with a small smile, heading around the sink and picking up a glass of water while you were at it. You came to Kai’s backside, spinning his chair so he faced you, and giving his slightly less pale face a good look over.

“Just give me the stupid napkin, princess,” he sighed.

You ignored him and began wiping off at his mouth yourself, cleaning up the edges until you were satisfied enough to give him a little kiss on the lips. Kai sighed in frustration with himself, unable to resist from kissing you right back.

“You need to stop doing that,” he grumbled, “you’ll get sick.”

“And if I do, you’ll be right by my side like I am for you,” you smiled, handing him the glass of water and producing the pills you’d brought him from your jean pocket.

He chased down the pill you gave him with water, and then set them down, “now what?”

“Now you sleep,” you said, reaching your arms beneath his to hoist him against you again. Not quite able to tackle the stairs, you set Kai upon the grey couch, reaching for a thick blue quilt while you were at it. This time, he already knew to sink straight into your arms, struggling to keep his tired eyes open as he looked up at you.

“You okay?” you asked, giving him a faint squeeze.

“Been better,” he said honestly before letting out a raspy cough.

“You’re already looking better, not long now,” you promised, rubbing your fingers gently across his temples.

“You didn’t have to do this for me,” he slurred sleepily.

“Yes I did, Malachai. I love you, okay?” you sighed.

“I love you more,” he responded, rolling to his side to nuzzle himself into your body. Even now, hearing those words made your heart go crazy inside your chest. “I’m gonna make it up to you, I swear.”

“You don’t have to do that,” you said, toying with his hair as you always did.

“But I’m going to anyways,” he smiled sleepily into you, “because you deserve everything, and that’s exactly what I want to give you.”