I guess I’m writing Plangst now. This is fine.
This is the worst thing I’ve ever written but it’s been stuck in my head all morning and if I had to think about it then you do too.
Please help me.
It was only supposed to be a recon mission–in and out, scout the terrain, and (in Lance’s words, accompanied by a wink which Pidge promptly elbowed him for), get cozy with the locals. It wasn’t supposed to be a big deal. It wasn’t supposed to be anything at all. Just Pidge and Lance and Green on a Highly Uneventful Field Trip.