poisoning everybody

Foxes' night at Eden's Twilight
  • Renee: This "snake juice" is basically rat poison... everybody's wasted!
  • Nicky [crying and pointing]: You don't even know one thing and I didn't even say one thing and then she asked me the whole thing and I didn't even do it once.
  • Allison [swinging her drink around]: I'm like... an elephant, okay? If I walk into a room it's like okay she's in there.
  • Neil: I'm not gonna tell you... that- [points at Aaron] that bitch over there. I'm not gonna- I don't- I don't wanna brag?
  • Kevin [smiling to himself]: ...........bababooey
  • Matt: Turn this music down! [closes his eyes and sings] Farts and poop and love an' stuff... Macaroni salad.
  • Andrew: [rambling in german with a cigarette in his mouth]
  • Dan: [bursts into laughter and coughs then procedes to drink in silence]
  • Aaron: [blacks out completely dancing to Who Dat Girl by Flo Rida]
The Losers Club Getting Drunk- Parks and Rec
  • Beverly: This vodka Richie stole is basically rat poison. everybody is wasted.
  • Eddie: I didn't even say ONE Thing- even say ONE thiNG na d he ask me the WHOL E thig and I didnt even do it ONCe
  • Bill: Im like.. a elephant. i-i-if-if i walk in a room is like.. o-okay! he's there!
  • Ben: I am gonna tell u.. that bitch over there *points to beverly* Imma gonna tel.. i have to brag
  • Eddie, finally calm: *giggles*.. bababooey
  • Richie: AY TURN THIS MUSIC DOWN.. *belts guns and roses and thrashes wildly*
  • Stan: *ranting loudly in hebrew with unlit cigarette in hand*
  • Mike: *laughing wildly* *slowly morphs into coughing fit*
  • Mike one min later: *dancing terribly to girls just wanna have fun*

1920’s killjoy AU, inspired by a post by @metallicdeceiver (with just a little bit of information on each person)

Gerard A. Way, known as Party Poison: The leader of the ex-mafia group the Killjoys, he’s one of the most feared leaders, but also considered something of a joke among the higher-ups. Some whisper that his scarlet hair is dyed with the blood of the ones who’ve crossed him; anyone who really gets to know him, however, knows that it’s just red food dye. Gerard’s not a very good shot, but he’s the quickest draw. He got his “Killjoy name” after one particularly infamous party, where he slipped cyanide into one of his own bootlegged drinks, gave it to one of his stronger rivals as a show of peace, and promptly poisoned him. 

Frank A. Iero, known as Fun Ghoul: The hot-head of the Killjoys, it seems he has a gun or switchblade on him at all times. He’s constantly teased for his height (although there have been others shorter than him), but he makes up for it in the amount of fights he gets himself into. Frank, along with Ray, plan all of their so-called “missions”, and both of their cunning have made for quite a reputation. He devised his Killjoy name after the Italian word “fanculo”, meaning fuck you - it’s caused a riot once or twice, and gotten them into trouble more than a few times.

Michael “Mikey” J. Way, known as the Kobra Kid: Silent, underestimated, and put down as just the “leader’s baby brother” a lot of the time, he might be the most dangerous one out of all the Killjoys. He’s extremely proficient with a tommy gun, and isn’t too bad with a knife, either. However, he prefers hand-to-hand combat, and is much more likely to punch your lights out rather than stab you in the gut. Many are surprised by the fact that he’s the best negotiator, but he’s the one with the best communicative head on his shoulders; he’s talked the Killjoys out of numerous dangerous situations. There are multiple sources on why he came to be known as the Kobra Kid, but the most prevalent rumor is that he once set a family of cobras onto one of the more devious rivals of theirs. 

Raymond “Ray” Toro, known as Jet Star: The one behind each and every action the Killjoys take. He’s Gerard’s right-hand man, constantly counselling and whispering suggestions into his ear. He’s also influential, being able to get them into almost every speakeasy in the area and then some. He’s known by many names: Strongman Toro, Silvertongue, The Real McCoy, but most know him as Jet Star. Much like Mikey, there are many sources on why this name has become the most famous, ranging from “He stepped foot on the moon, I swear to ya!” to “He’s the quickest draw in the city, even faster than ol’ Party Poison! He’s faster than any shooting star out there!” 

No one really knows how they got possession of the girl only known as Grace - if anyone asks, they just shrug and say “Don’t remember how we got her either, to be honest with you.” She’s quite possibly more infamous than any of the other Killjoys; many call her the Killjoy’s Baby, as well as Little Bird, Giggle Girl, etc. A lot of the time they leave her alone, knowing that she’s hardier than she looks, and she knows that if she needs anything she just needs to get Dr. D, the owner of one of the nicest speakeasies around. 

  • Angelica, the only sober one: This stuff is basically rat poison. Everybody's wasted.
  • Alexander: (crying) You didn't even know one thing and he asked me the whole thing and I didn't even do it once-
  • Hercules: I'm like an elephant, okay, it's like if I walk into a room it's like okay, he's in there-
  • John: I'm not gonna tell you that that bitch over there, I don't have to tell, I mean I'm not gonna brag-
  • Peggy: (laughing hysterically) Baba booey. (more laughing)
  • Jefferson: Turn this music down! (singing unintelligibly)
  • Lafayette: (speaking rapid-fire French, mildly angry)
  • Madison: (laughing uncontrollably) (coughing fit) (takes another drink)
  • Washington: (happily dancing to rap music with a funny hat on)
  • Cully: This Cup Juice is basically rat poison. Everybody's wasted.
  • Sid: *sniffles* I didn't even say one thing. And then she asked me the whole thing, and I didn't even do it once.
  • Phil: I'm like an elephant, okay? If I walk into a room, it's like, okay, he's in there.
  • Flower: *hic* I'm gonna tell you that... that bitch over there *points at someone* I'm... I'm not gonna tell you that... I don't have to brag.
  • Geno: *giggles* bababooey. *snickers*
  • Dumo: turn the music down! *nonsensical rambling and offkey drunk singing*
  • Olli: *rambling off in rapid-fire Finnish*
  • Hainsey: *busts out laughing and then cough-hacks a little*
  • Sully: *dancing nonsensically to the beat*
Energex
  • Agent Fowler: Someone needs to be alert tonight. This Energex is basically rat poison. Everybody's wasted!
  • Knockout: (Cries) He didn't even know ONE thing, I didn't even say ONE thing, and then he asked me the WHOLE thing, and I didn't even do it ONCE!
  • Wheeljack: I'm like, an Elephant, okay? If I walk into a room it's like, okay, he's in there!
  • Arcee: I'm not gonna tell you! That- that bitch over there! (points at Knockout) I'm gonna tell- I don't have to-! I don't have to brag!
  • Optimus Prime: ... (Giggles) ...Ba ba booey.
  • Smokescreen: Hey! Turn this music down! (Garbled singing) Farts and boobs and love an' stuff...MACAROOONI SALAD!
  • Bumblebee: (EXTREMELY RAPID AND AGITATED BEEPING)
  • Ratchet: ... (snorts) He ha hhha HAH-hgk! (Coughs, Wheezes)
  • Ultra Magnus: (Dancing cheerfully)
❛ atlantis: the lost empire ❜ sentence starters
  • “It’s just a myth, isn’t it? Pure fantasy?”
  • “Well, this is it. I’m finally getting out of the dungeon.”
  • “They can’t do this to me!”
  • “Besides, we need you here. We depend on you.”
  • “You have a lot of potential, [ NAME ]. Don’t throw it all away chasing fairytales.”
  • “Maybe the cold water will clear your head!”
  • “Who – who are you? How did you get in here?”
  • “I came down the chimney. Ho, ho, ho.”
  • “Relax. He doesn’t bite… often.”
  • “They said if anything were to happen to them, I should give it to you when you were ready. Whatever that means.”
  • “I’ll show them, I will make them believe!”
  • “You hear that, [ NAME ]? I’m going to the afterlife with a clear conscience by thunder!”
  • “If I could bring back just one shred of proof, that’d be enough for me.”
  • “Our lives are remembered by the gifts we leave our children.”
  • “You will not regret this! Boy, I am so excited, I – I can’t even hold it in!”
  • “Carrots… Why is it always carrots, I didn’t even eat carrots…”
  • “Blondie, I got a bone to pick with you!”
  • “Hey, junior, if you’re looking for the pony rides, they’re back there.”
  • “Gunpowder, nitroglycerine, notepads, fuses, wicks, glue… and paper clips, big ones. You know, just office supplies.”
  • “Yes, this should be enriching for all of us.”
  • “Back, foul creature! Back to the pit from whence you came!”
  • “So I said to him, what’s wrong with my meatloaf, and he says to me – ”
  • “Geez, I used to take lunch money from guys like this.”
  • “Hard to believe he’s still single.”
  • “You wanna do my job? Be my guest.”
  • “Melt the butter and bring out the bibs, I want this monster served up on a silver platter!”
  • “We’re all gonna die.”
  • “Don’t move, don’t breathe, don’t do anything… except pray, maybe.”
  • “Yeah, yeah, thank you very much, shut up.”
  • “Two for flinching.”
  • “You’re so skinny if you turned sideways and stuck out your tongue, you’d look like a zipper.”
  • “I sleep in the nude.”
  • “Somebody’s gonna have to suck out the poison… Don’t everybody jump up at once.”
  • “They can smell fear just by looking at you, so keep quiet.”
  • “About time someone hit him, I’m just sorry it wasn’t me.”
  • “There were not supposed to be people down here. This changes everything.”
  • “You presume much to think you are welcome here.”
  • “Our weapons allow us to remove obstacles we may encounter.”
  • “Some obstacles may not be removed by a mere show of force.”
  • “A thousand years ago you would have slain them on sight.”
  • “We were once a great people, now we live in ruins!”
  • “What they have to teach us, we have already learned.”
  • “I have some questions for you, and I’m not leaving the city until they’re answered!”
  • “You are a scholar, are you not? Judging by your diminished physique and large forehead, you are suited for nothing else!”
  • “All I can remember is the sky going dark and people shouting and running…”
  • “Don’t forget to eat the head! That’s where all the nutrients are.”
  • “We are like a stone the ocean beats against. With each passing year, a little more of us is worn away.”
  • “Oh yeah, I swim pretty girl – Pretty good, pretty good! I swim pretty good…”
  • “Why don’t you lead the way, because… I have no idea where we’re going.”
  • “Hey guys, what’s going on…? What’s with all the guns…?”
  • “I mean, I would’ve told you sooner, but it was on a strictly need-to-know basis and, well… Now you know.”
  • “What’s to know? It’s big, it’s shiny, it’s gonna make us all rich.”
  • “For once, do the smart thing.”
  • “You will destroy yourselves!”
  • “I’d suggest you put a bandage on that bleeding heart of yours, it doesn’t suit a mercenary.”
  • “Well I know, why don’t you translate, and I’ll wave the gun around!”
  • “All will be well, [ NAME ]. Be not afraid.”
  • “Hold your horses, loverboy.”
  • “But that’s what it’s all about, right? Money.”
  • “It’s called natural selection! We’re just helping it along.”
  • “That was an order, not a suggestion!”
  • “This is wrong and you know it!”
  • “You pick now of all times to grow a conscience?”
  • “Nobody got hurt! Well… maybe somebody got hurt, but… Nobody we knew!”
  • “Internal bleeding. There’s nothing more I can do.”
  • “What a nightmare. And I brought it here.”
  • “My burden would have become theirs when the time was right. But now it falls to you.”
  • “I followed you in, and I’ll follow you out. It’s your decision.”
  • “Oh, my decision? Well I think we’ve seen how effective my decisions have been.”
  • “Of course, in my experience, if you hit bottom… the only place left to go is up.”
  • “I didn’t say it was the smart thing… But it is the right thing.”
  • “C’mon, we better make sure he doesn’t hurt himself.”
  • “We’re gonna come in low and fast and take them by surprise.”
  • “I’ve got news for you, [ NAME ] is never surprised and they’ve got a lot of guns!”
  • “Great, well do you have any suggestions?”
  • “Yeah! Don’t get shot!”
  • “Holy smokes! You told me he only had guns!”
  • “What I said was they’re never surprised!”
  • “Okay, now things are getting good.”
  • “Alright, this is it. Any last words? … Yeah, I really wish I had a better idea than this!”
  • “That’s it, unless someone wants to jump.”
  • “Well I have to hand it to you, you’re a bigger pain in the neck than I would’ve ever thought possible.”
  • “Nothing personal.”
  • “Tired? That’s a darned shame! I’m just getting warmed up!”
  • “Ah, I don’t think the world needs another hero.”
  • “Nervous breakdown. You could say he went all to pieces.”
  • “I’m gonna miss that kid. At least they’re in a better place now…”
  • “I hope this piece of proof is enough for you. It sure convinced me.”
  • Damian Wayne: This Bat Juice is essentially rat poison. Everybody's intoxicated.
  • Tim Drake: [sniffles] I didn't even say one thing. And then she asked me the whole thing, and I didn't even do it once.
  • Stephanie Brown: I'm like an elephant, okay? If I walk into a room, it's like, okay, she's in there.
  • Barbara Gordon: [hic] I'm gonna tell you that...that bitch over there [points at scowling Talia] I'm...I'm not gonna tell you that...I don't have to brag.
  • Cassandra Cain: [giggles] Baba booey. [snickers]
  • Dick Grayson: Turn this music down! [sings] Farts and boobs and love and stuff...macaroni salad...
  • Jason Todd: [yelling in rapid-fire Spanish]
  • Duke Thomas: [bursts out laughing and then cough-hacks]
  • Bruce Wayne: [dancing nonsensically to the beat]

Exo at a Halloween party

Suho : Made “blood fruit punch” by adding fake blood into it not realising its actually toxic and almost poisoned everybody at the party

Chen : is the only bitch that dressed up for this shitty ass party

Lay : was finding for kyungsoo  

Baekhyun : farted infront of the fan and proceeds to explain that it’s the just New Halloween air freshener that suho bought

Chanyeol : Had a brilliant idea to hide behind the door to scare everyone when they enter but instead, he got smacked in the face by the door, all 112 times.

Kyungsoo : showed up in all blacks and became one with the night sky.. and still to this day wonders why everyone ignored him that night

Xiumin : a victim of suho’s toxic blood fruit punch™

Kai : just came for the free food

Sehun : really enjoying suho’s air freshener , “hyung where did u buy it? I want to put it in my car ”💀💀

  • Jughead: Somebody has to be alert tonight. This "Snake Juice" is basically rat poison. Everybody's wasted.
  • Betty: She didn't even know one thing, I didn't even say one thing and then she asked me the whole thing and I didn't even do it once!
  • Cheryl: I'm like an elephant, okay? If I walk into a room, it's like, okay, she's in there.
  • Reggie: Baba booey.
  • Archie: Turn this music down. ♫Farts and boobs and love and stuff...macaroni salad...♫
  • Veronica: *incomprehensible Spanish*

September 20th is the release date of TRIGGER’s highly anticipated album, “REGALITY”! To celebrate, a new limited gacha has been announced!

“DAYBREAK INTERLUDE” SSRs of TRIGGER will be added in the rare audition at an increased rate. These cards come with RabiTVs as well as special Puchinana outfits for the upcoming ver, 3.0 update. Your first solo scout will be discounted to 5 stones; however, there is no discount for 10+1 rolls.

The SSRs will also be available for Pick Up in the Scout Catalogue! The gacha runs from 9/20 17:00 (JST) until 10/2 16:59 (JST) so good luck! :)

Furthermore, to celebrate the releases of “Sakura Message”, “Poisonous Gangster”, and “REGALITY”, everybody will receive 30 stellar stones in their present box when maintenance ends at 17:00 (JST)!