Paul Poirier has joined the Awful Facial Hair club along with like half the other male skaters this season, but I can’t complain about it on twitter because he follows me there.

Earlier in the season a different Canadian, Charlie Bilodeau had an awful moustache he grew for the character he was portraying in his short program. He shaved it off immediately afterward. I’m kind of praying that’s what’s going on here as well.