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Avengers Christmas Headcanon

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-Lots of Christmas parties thrown by Stark (no surprise)

-Lots of competition between topping each others gifts last year/getting the best gift for everyone

-Making Thor wear ugly christmas sweaters

-“what are these furry things with horns?” “And why is a fat man drinking milk and cookies on here?” “And this puny being with pointy hats and feet? Are the hats and feet for protection? He’s puny he can’t defend himself.”

-Making the ugly christmas sweaters with pepper

-When going shopping for a new sofa to fit all of the avengers you have to take thor with you to ikea so he can tell you how to pronounce things

-Having to hide Natasha’s,  Wanda’s, Clint’s presents in another building because they always end up finding it

-Trying to get hints from each other at what they want

-Everyone struggling with Thor because he doesn’t know about any human things, so he doesn’t know what to ask for

-Getting Pietro a whole bunch of running shoes

-Getting Bruce a whole bunch of science things

-Getting Wanda makeup because she surprisingly loves doing it

-Getting Natasha gun accessories

-Getting Tony socks and shirts that say “im a boss ass bitch” or “sassier than you”

-Getting Steve christmas movies so he understands references to Home Alone and other christmas movies

-Getting Clint a whole bunch of things for the baby

-Getting Sam an actual falcon

-Getting Bucky a puppy

-Getting Thor a stand up cardboard of himself

-Thor commenting on how short they made him in the cardboard and how ‘un-mighty’ he looks

-Getting Vision all the books of “How to, for dummies”

-Clint bringing his kids over

-Them braiding Thor’s hair and playing with Thor

-Them bringing action figures of all of you

-Bruce making surprisingly good hot chocolate

-Having a nice christmas dinner like a family

matching sweaters

-Christmas photos with Santa

-Christmas photos (and a lot of them while matching)

-Having mini contests and games like beer pong with egg nog

-In which, of course, Stark has spiked with vodka

-Playing christmas songs and dancing with each other

-Laughing and telling stories

-Sharing stories about each other’s past in a circle around the coffee table while drinking hot chocolate

-Laughing at memories you guys have shared

-Falling asleep on each other’s shoulders while telling stories

-Christmas morning everyone sharing their gifts with each other

-Christmas party  with the Agents of Shield (Maria Hill, Nick Fury, etc.)

-Everyone enjoying themselves after a year of hard work