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Because Of Youtube...

I have my own makeup artist

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I have my own personal tour guide 

Originally posted by zozeebo

I have my own role model

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I have my own comedians

Originally posted by thatcher-jaspar

I have my own poet

Originally posted by crazytronnor

I have my own songwriter

Originally posted by lookingfortronler

I have my own therapist

Originally posted by i-lost-my-hat

I have my own nerd enthusiasts

Originally posted by kieranwalker

I have my own greatest love story

Originally posted by gayshipsaremyweakness

and I have my own teammate

Originally posted by littlephilosaur

Except here’s the thing.

They’re not my own. 

They’re ours

Because of YouTube. 

Outed//Joe Sugg

Requested by anon:

Hi, I love your one shots/imagines! Could I have a Joe sugg one shot. Could she also be a youtuber and they go to playlist and they’re in a secret relationship but Alfie catches them in the back of their vlog kissing? Please and Thanks! :)

Thank you so much! Again sorry about the wait, but I really hope you enjoy. :D x


“You know, I don’t think we’re going to be able to do this much longer, keep it a secret I mean.” Joe whispered in your ear as you walked along side each other. You were on your way to your separate meet ups and the rest of the crew were ahead of you. Yourself and Joe had been in a secret relationship for just over 6 months now, and it was hard. Sneaking off into corners when you wanted to be together, pretending not to care when someone tried to set either of you up with someone else. “I know, I’m just a bit scared.” You admitted, grabbing Joe’s hand, sure that nobody was looking, as they were all too far in front. Going to playlist was always going to be hard, being around so many people for so long, meant that you couldn’t show any affection to the other person. There had been a few times when you’d see Joe, and have to try so hard not to hug or kiss him, and vice versa, and admittedly, you were finding it difficult also. “Me too.” He added. “I just want to show everyone that you’re mine.” He whispered. You let out a sigh and turned to face him. “I know, me too. We should at least wait until the end of playlist though. And tell friends, not viewers.” You suggested, and Joe thought for a minute. “Okay, now come here, I miss you.” He said, holding his arm out to hug you. You double checked that nobody was looking, then wrapped your arms around his torso, taking in his scent as it would be one of the few times that you get the opportunity too. Some of the viewers had of course suspected that the two of you were in a relationship, but you didn’t give in. You pulled away and looked up at him, before attaching your lips. “I miss this.” You said, motioning between the two of you once you had pulled apart. “Same here babe.”

“Erm Y/N, can I talk to you?” Alfie asked, the majority of the crew were in Jim and Tanya’s room, as nobody had very many meet-ups. Just a main-stage performance later on. “Yeah sure.” You said, a little concerned to hear why Alfie was being so serious for once. “Joe you too.” Alfie said, as Joe made his way out of the kitchen area. “What is it?” The two of you sat on either side on Alfie. “Please don’t be mad at me.” He urged.

“Why would we be-” You began, but then looked down at Alfie’s computer screen to see something you really hadn’t been expecting. The new vlog that had been uploaded just that day was playing silently. Alfie was talking to his camera, but in the background, a few metres behind, you could see yourself and Joe. Not just talking, but when yesterday, the two of you were talking about outing your relationship, you didn’t realise that anyone had been vlogging. Your head shot up and you looked at Joe who was looking back at you with raised eyebrows. “Shit.” Joe mumbled.

“What is it guys?” Zoe asked from across the room. You put your head in your hands, scared of what the outcome of this might be.

“What do we do?” You spoke, more in disbelief than anger.

“I don’t know.” Joe said simply, running hand through his hair. You sighed in irritation.

“Guys I’m so sorry, I didn’t mean to, I was in a rush when I was editing, I really had no idea, I can’t believe-”

“It’s okay Alfie, I’m not mad at you, I’m mad at myself.” You said, lifting you head.

“Will someone please tell us what’s going on?” Someone asked, you weren’t really sure who, you stopped paying attention.

“Just show them.” Joe said, before standing up. You mimicked him, to let everyone else sit around and watch the clip. The two of you walked over to the other side of the room, and he wrapped you in his arms. “Maybe this means it’s time.” Joe whispered, and you moved your head from his chest and thought about it for a second. You looked up at him and then slightly nodded your head, you were just about to lean in, and give him a peck, when you were interrupted by Tanya and Zoe’s voices. “AWWWW!” They both exclaimed, you snapped your head around to see them watching the clip. A second later, the two of you were crushed in a huge bear hug from everyone. When you finally escaped, in need of air, Jim walked over to Joe and lightly punched him on the shoulder. “Good job mate.”

A/N: I hope this was okay! Thank you for requesting!

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ME BECAUSE ITS DAN FUCKING HOWELLS 24TH BIRTHDAY MY SWEET BABY ANGEL MEME TRASH FUCKING BEAUTIFUL CREATION SENT FROM THE DERP GODS ABOVE

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I just uploaded my second YouTube video! Where I show you how I drew my digital drawing of Alfie Deyes (Pointless Blog).

Got a lot more creative with the editing in this video and I really hope you like it! 

If you do make sure you like, comment and subscribe (weird saying that haha) 

Love you guys xx

Drunk//Joe Sugg

Requested by anon:

could you possibly do an imagine where you get drunk with joe? I know you have a few requests already but your writing is amazing xx

Thank you! You honestly have no idea how much that means to me. I’m sorry it’s taken a while, I do have quite a few requests. I hope this was okay for you. Feel free to let me know. xx


“Are you ready Y/N?” Zoe asked you, as you finished applying your lipstick. “Yeah, I’m coming.” You replied, stepping out of the bathroom into yours and Zoe’s hotel room. Yourself, Zoe, Alfie, Marcus, Joe and Louise were attending a party, and everyone had gathered in your room. “Wow, you look amazing!” Joe exclaimed, you spun around to see him stood in a smart suit jacket, a white shirt and skinny jeans. You smiled as you got a funny feeling in your stomach, hearing Joe compliment you. Joe was amazing, and there was no denying that. In the short time you’d known him, you were sure you’d never wanted to be with someone so much. “You don’t look so bad yourself Sugg.”

“Hey Y/N.” Joe slurred, placing a hand on the bar that you were currently sitting at. Just as he did so, Zoe stood up and bid you farewell, as typical Zoe was too tired. You actually found it quite cute. “Joe how many of those have you had?” You asked nodding to the drink in his hand. “Only about 7.” He explained, seating himself where Zoe had just left from. “Well maybe 8.” You laughed at his delirious state. “Do you want another?” He asked over the music, that had just become a lot louder. “No, I’m fine really.”

“You sure, because it’s on me, I’m offering. Come on Y/N. Just one.” And just one was how it started.

3 drinks later, and you and Joe were up on the dance-floor, have a full on drunken dance battle, it was undecided who’d won, as you stumbled back to your bar seat. You downed the rest of your drink, and ordered another. You couldn’t remember the last time you’d had this much fun on a date. Wait date? This was far from a date. Wasn’t it?

“What you thinking about?” Joe asked, smiled, and he plonked himself down so hard, you thought he might break the bar stool.

“Dates.” You replied.

“What like, the fruit?” He asked and then laughed at his own joke, making you chuckle even more.

“No, like love dates, silly.” You giggled, and tapped the end of his nose. One thing about you, when you got drunk, you got a little.. quizzical and talkative. “The last date I went on was with this guy that never called me again.”

“What an arse.” Joe spoke, as he downed a shot.

“Maybe he didn’t think I was pretty.” You said rolling your eyes, and taking a huge gulp of the drink that the waiter had just passed you.

“Impossible.”

“Do you think I’m pretty Joe?” You asked, with a sheepish smile, as you leaned forwards so that your face was closer to his, your head resting on your hand, your elbow on the bar.

He then did something you didn’t expect. From past experiences, you knew that Joe was a confident drunk. He leaned in, his lips almost touching your ear. “I think you’re beautiful.” He sent shivers down your spine, as he then placed a soft kiss underneath your ear, travelling down to your neck. You decided to be a confident drunk also, and lifted his chin so that you were looking him in the eye. “You’re pretty too.” You then attached your lips to his for a short, but forceful kiss.

You must have had about 2 more drinks, before somehow, yourself and Joe managed to climb into a taxi and make it back to the hotel. You walked down the hallway, as yours and Joe’s rooms were beside each other. You felt around your pockets for your key but then realised that Zoe had taken it. “I can’t get in.” You said in a sad voice, your bottom lip trembling beyond your control. Joe smirked at you. “You’ll have to come into my room then.” You entered Joe’s room after him, a little unsure about what was going to happen. You stood by the door to remove your heels, and then turned around to see one of the funniest sights. Joe was fast asleep on his bed, fully clothed, on top of the covers. You didn’t even bother getting changed, you just climbed onto his bed and placed your head on his chest, kissed his forehead, and settled back down again. “Night night Suggy.” You said to nobody in particular.

A/N: Two imagines in one day. I apologise for those of you waiting, I will get round to it, I just have a lot of requests at the moment, but I’m still accepting them. Thanks for reading! xx