Right-Hand Man

okay I promise this is the last one but this chapter just has SO MUCH I can’t handle myself.

@norixology and @renjingujifortheladies both pointed out to me that Yashiro is getting his right arm back. If you notice, it’s pretty numb through half of the chapter but once Doumeki leave to take his pants off and they kiss? Yashiro curls his hand into a fist:

When he sits up afterwards, he looks at it as he raises it a little and it shakes, then he holds it to his face as he cries:

I’m just so damn happy because someone in each of my OTPs loses an arm and at least Yashiro is getting his back!

855. When one student bullied another student, the bully would find themselves more prone to accidents involving dodgy staircases or floorboards, particularly in front of large crowds, because the castle doesn't put up with bullying.

submitted by starshipheartofg-erti

“Then I stepped off the edge of the roof, right? And when he saw me hovering there, he was terrified, so I floated down until I was right in front of him and said, ‘Stranger things have happened.’” Damian paused, hand over his mouth to conceal his grin. “And then he turned himself in. Which was a little bit disappointing, to be honest, but I guess you can’t have everything.”
“That’s awesome!” Shazam exclaimed, leaning further across the table. Behind his rack of samples, Bruce was smiling too— he wasn’t spying exactly, but he would prefer not to interrupt. They were getting along, and he wanted to hear the rest of the conversation.
“One of the best parts was meeting the regulars, you know, because they would have this moment where they saw me, and you could see them wondering— Can they all do that? Have they always been able to do that?” Damian sighed. “It was great while it lasted.”
“So I guess you really miss having your powers?”
“Well…” Damian tapped his fingers thoughtfully against the table, looking out at the patch of space visible from the Watchtower window. “It was an advantage. But do I really need an advantage? Obviously not. I’m just as capable now that I’m back to normal.”
Bruce wasn’t sure that “normal” was the right word for an eleven year old assassin who had recently returned from the dead, but he wasn’t about to point that out. Those superpowers had been a problem— one more thing to worry about. He was glad they were gone.
“He’s cute,” muttered a voice from behind him. Bruce turned around to face it— Diana.
“He needs more friends,” Bruce told her, as Damian and Shazam continued to chatter away.
“Is that why you bring him up here?”
“That and I can’t actually stop him from coming.” He motioned her up to the gap in the shelf that he was using as a peephole. “He doesn’t like to be left out.”
The two of them stood side by side, focussed on the conversation in front of them.
“You have like, the coolest job in the world,” Shazam said.
“Basically. It’s fine for now.” Damian pulled a batarang out of his belt and spun it idly across the table.
“What’s cooler than being Robin?”
“Being Batman. I’ll get there eventually.”
Bruce felt Diana nudge him in the ribs. She raised an eyebrow at him and smiled.
“You really think you’re going to be Batman someday?”
“Of course. Somebody has to be in charge.” Damian bent down to examine the scratch he’d put in the table. “Nobody in their right mind would let Hood anywhere near the cowl, and have you ever met Red Robin?”
“I don’t think so?”
“Well he’s an idiot, so that wouldn’t work either. I was born to be Batman, and if my father ever dies, I will be.”
“If?” Diana whispered. Bruce shrugged, vaguely flattered.
“His grandfather’s been alive for a few centuries, and a month ago, he rose from his own grave. Mortality is a fluid concept right now.”
Diana put a hand on his shoulder. “He wants to be just like you.”
“He wants to be better than me. I think he could manage it.” Bruce smiled fondly at his son from behind his rack of samples. “I should get him home.”
He strode out into the center of the room. “Robin? Time to go.” As Damian turned towards him, Bruce grabbed one of his wrists and swung him one-handed out of his chair, catching him by surprise. Damian dangled a few inches above the floor for a couple of seconds before Bruce set him down.
“Come on,” Bruce told him. “Time for bed.”

Anon requested JLA + Damian’s “I’m going to be Batman” speech 


assren  asked:

I think that Gryffindor deserved to win more than Slytherin, they were on the lead before the trio was caught breaking rules and Snape took points off them (and every other house besides Slytherin) just because Harry existed, plus they saved the whole school

Excuse me :)

Firstly - Gryffindor lost most points not from Snape but from McGonnagall, the head of Gryffindor house (50 points each from Harry, Hermione and Neville, 150 in total), so don’t tell me about prejudice. True, Snape had a habit of taking 5 points out of the blue every now and then, but where did exactly Snape take 150 points from Ravenclaw? Or Hufflepuff? Or even Gryffindor? I don’t recall it.

Secondly - Gryffindor was on the lead? True, after a couple Quidditch matches. But at the end of school year they had 312 points, let’s add the lost 150 - we get 462. Slytherin had 472. They still would have been on the second place.

Thirdly - Slytherins worked hard all year. Literally the only Slytherin who we know broke rules was Malfoy, because he hated Harry so much he cared more about getting him into trouble than avoiding it himself. All the others were careful and kept low to gain as much points as possible. Slytherins had literally the whole school against them - hated by both students and a great part of the staff. And the fact, that they worked so hard and did so well, that they were supposed to win the House Cup says something.
In Gryffindor, on the other hand - there were more students breaking rules: Fred and George (it was said they sneaked out to steal some cookies, but we all know that wasn’t their only violation of rules), the trio and Neville (ok, he wanted to help, but that didn’t work out, tough luck, buddy, still sneaked out late). 

And finally - they saved the school? Where did you get that? Hogwarts was not under any threat. True, Quirell and Voldemort wanted to get the Stone, but guess what? They wouldn’t be able to, because they wanted to use it. Harry’s appearance literally made it possible for them, by using Harry himself, who wanted to get the stone. Where’s the saving part?

So yeah, I’m sorry, but I’ll fight the Gryffindors-are-nothing-but-gold-and-deserve-the-world-and-Slytherins-are-shit propaganda with all I have.

my spanish teacher took off on my essay bc i wrote smth that’s typical ladino sentence structure even though it’s also grammatically correct in spanish and i just….

One year ago

About a year ago I was sent to the hospital for having suicidal thoughts and it was the worst day of my life. I felt so alone and I just wondered who knew where I was and what they thought. I wondered if anyone really cared. I was taken to a room all by myself with no company except a baby crying in a room near mine. To this day I still get scared when I hear a baby cry as it takes me right back to that point in my life. The past couple days however have shown the progress I’ve made in just a year. I’ve started to write more and I’ve become more confident in who I am. I’ve accepted all the events that happened and why it did. Most importantly though, I found love and happiness with someone who I’m lucky to have. A year ago that was only a dream. Today it’s the reality I live in.

I was in a supermarket the other day and this old lady looked at me and did a double take when she saw my hair and I just ignored her because i’m used to getting weird looks but no joke she whacks her husband on the arm who has his back to me and points right at me. Like how fucking rude can you be? And you want me to respect my elders? I don’t think so.

Y'ALL BAMBAM SAW ME. He was waving his hand so I waved at him (mind you I was in the balcony and did not expect him to be paying attention omfg) and he gave me a heart and I gave him one back then he pointed right at me to confirm it was for me and I pointed back kdjfjfj THEN HE DID A LITTLE DAB FOR ME AND I DID IT BACK I CANNOT THIS WAS THE BEST NIGHT EVER

Freezing my ass off. It had just begun to snow harder at this point in time. This picture takes me right back to that moment.

Taos, New Mexico
Dec 2015