pointed stare at a lot of ppl

traits of the types TOTALLY causally correlated to being that type

infp
- wavy hair
- well-defined sense of personal space
- theatrical but bashful

enfp
- doesn’t like chocolate
- mostly likely to have a craft room
- accidentally roasts ppl bc things just come out their mouths without meaning to

intp
- rocking shabby chic since 1992
- uneasily aware of your emotions
- full night’s sleep? ha how bout full night’s Staying up and doing random shit, then a full Day’s sleep

entp
- HELLO IT IS TIME TO ARGUE
- cool as a cucumber unless caught off guard by someone they actually respect
- aware of traditional social etiquette, just doesn’t care

isfp
- not actually looking at you but staring dreamily through you
- do not call garagepunk post-rock near them
- pls don’t be sad

esfp
- honorary employee of Starbucks
- flighty but genuinely loving
- most likely to still use XD

istp
- perma-smug smirk that I want 2 smack what do u have to be so smug about Brian
- will be concerned about u if they like u
- might laugh at a stranger falling down tho

estp
- I have a fire extinguisher on hand personally bc of this type
- stop eating all my yogurt

infj
- says things wrong to make ppl laugh
- ur short lmao
- stop trying to distill the Perfect plan and just do it, you will be fine

enfj
- literally was drama club president in HS
- loves you but sometimes just won’t Listen
- friendly force of nature

intj
- doesn’t actually hate you
- “why won’t everyone just do what I say?”
- piercing cold stare on fucking point

entj
- enough cargo shorts
- pls use your powers for good

isfj
- Loves summer and sunshine
- how about everybody just shhhh for a while
- big big smile, crinkle eye a lot

esfj
- Aggressively happy to recommend books/TV shows/etc
- could use a challenge to their all-or-nothing stances
- sometimes a little confused by memes

istj
- likes Kendrick Lamar
- business-casual couture fashion show winner 2016
- Javert was the only one doing his job

estj
- type most likely to rightfully file a noise complaint
- methods are both tried and true

autistic bfs

lance, an autistic who accidentally stares at people a lot: (staring at keith and not realizing it)

keith, an autistic that gets Super Uncomfortable when people look at him for Too Long but knows that lance doesn’t mean to: um… uhh… umm….. uhmmmmm.

keith: ….!!! (kisses lance’s cheek) :)

lance: (blinks) :0!!! (blushes, then hides his face in his hands) babe!!!

keith: love u :)

lance: love u too!!!

(opsYamanakabb!Deidara anon no longer in anon bc i hAVE GROWN TIRED OF BREAKIN DOWN ASKS)

GOSH im SO flattered you liked it so much i mean ..

anyways, i have resurfaced bc… well i thought of another thing? err

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alright so backing up: on the road so far, inoshikacho plus sai have gone into a long and arduous mission of setting the long past wrongs into rights which means finding YAMANAKA deidara and i dunno actually doing sth about it?? and also somehow they acquired hidan for the trip back ??

so, what ive got is this: dei is probably super uncomfortable?? bc in one hand there is ino wanting to bond??? on the other is cho who is an actual legit cinnamon roll???? and to top it off the other one keeps eyeing him weird???? (shika cannot stop staring omfg and to think theres ppl out there callin him a genius) dei can feel himself becoming defensive!! aggressive defensive!!!! (like obvs the best defense is an attack?? or sth)

and so there is two. dei and hidan actually get into a lot of fights bc they just cant rlly understand each other– i mean w deis thing bein ‘momentary’ whats exactly the point of bein immortal?? where is the fun in that??? (hidan can totally show him the fun in that)

also surprisingly dei and sai get along quite well?? (i mean when hidan isnt hogging sai) they are artistic bros?? in so short a time?? (as the only person w common sense at this point, cho is keepin a careful eye from afar– surely the fact that sai gets along so well w the missing nin is vaguely concerning??)

*BREAK POINT**FORWARD A LOT*

so hidan is just chillin in konoha like ?? there is literally nothin they can do to him to make him care?? he is clearly superior™

anyway, hidan is chillin in konoha and somehow he overhears the true akatsuki plan (or he believes in conspiracy theorist sai so they have a headstart) and he is like outrageously offended!!! WHAT DO YOU FCKIN MEAN I H AVE BEEN WORKIN FOR SOME OTHER GOD?!?!?!! so clearly the only solution is to destroy akatsuki just annihilate everything there is no other option

so hidan goes on the warpath like THOSE FUCKERS THINK THEY ARE IMMORTAL I WILL FUCKING SHOW THEM IMMORTAL

or (fair warning, this is v crack now i mean)

hidan decides to be petty af and grabs sai to make the ultimate plan

(i actually havent watched shippuden soo might be a bit of on the execution for this one buut)

and so they go to the big ass statue and somehow they do magic bullshit fuuinjutsu stuff

and like in the climax of everything w the thing is ready to be activated and everyone is nOOooO

MOTHERFUCKER HIDAN POPS OUT LIKE LAUGHING YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD SEEN THE LAST OF ME BITCHES

and turns out hidan and his sidekick sai changed the thing so instead of liberating that rabbit moon goddess (??) the thing is now set to actually summon THE GREAT JASHIN-SAMA

everyone is speechless?? like ???? actual plot twist

hidan starts the thing

hidan is also bragging bc obvs he would be bragging

n some konoha nin (shika?? naru?? probs naru) turns to sai all what were you thinkin??!?! and sai be like i know it looks bad but– *konoha nin goes to save the day*

but the thing already started right? so they dont make it in time and the thing shakes the grounds shakes everything lights up like a goddamn light show annd–

it just… stops

everything goes back to normal like nothin to see here bruh and….

everyone suddenly becomes 1000% more suspicious bc where the fuck did it all go? 

to turns matters worse hidan starts laughing like a lunatic ?? sai goes to retrieve him– hidan needs his alone time now

and it takes months upon months before people start relaxing and a new meme starts as in jashinists rlly do get you all worked up but?? they just cant deliver amirite (obvs when hidan is not around bc he is still a psycho i mean)

and sai just shakes his head.. he only agreed to help bc he knew nothing would happen like bloodshed war rage and muder.. they are all already in the great era of jashin

(what hidan did was like prolong it for more years upon years to come)

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maan what a ride

anonymous asked:

Hi ~~ I want to prove for my friend that kaisoo is REAL so can u help me ? have an idea or somthin ? T-T

Hey anon :) wow you got a big task on hand!!

(firstly.. credit to gif/vid/pic owners!!! some gifs are my own tho)

well.. One of the biggest proofs as to kaisoo being real is still the jagi/jagiya (darling, honey) incident (when Nini called Soo jagi, that accidentally got caught by a microphone)

With most of the jagi videos you need earphones to actually hear it, but in this vid you can actually hear it through your pc’s speakers pretty clearly (at least I can) you just gotta raise the volume a bit. Look at su-ho’s expression while you’re at it! (he’s not happy)

BUT there’s A LOT of other reasons too anon!

This vid is a personal favorite of mine. Nini is obviously flirting with Soo in this one. and it’s also been said that it’s pretty much a fact, cuz Nini switches from formal to informal speech (and back again) throughout the entire conversation which apparently is a flirting technique(??) and the babo “stupid” part is very important.. not only cuz of how cute Nini looks but the implication of it. 

The eskimo kiss! bros don’t do that if they’re only bros.. it’s highly intimate (at least in my opinion) to press up your nose against another bros nose while smiling lovingly (might I add) at each other?!

Asian idol awards brought a lot of bts kaisoo (which is the best and most genuine kind). I could put all the moments from that day here, but i’m going to especially highlight this moment, when Soo gave Nini’s finger a massage handjob. Let me just tell you.. a bro doesn’t react the way Nini did (moaning and groaning) if it was only his bro touching him. It’d be weird. This is erotic tbh.  

(funny story.. they were huddling up, and instead of putting his hand on top of the others nini decided to ONLY reach for soo’s hand instead)

touches that aren’t meant for the world to see… 

A lot more under the cut!!

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The Cockles Stream Highlights

• after exactly 34 minutes finally we had it!!!
• wooow misha was hella handsome there jfc
• misha using the campaign shirt tho
• misha searching for Jensen and calling him “Jackles”
• misha answering ppls coments yaaah
• okay as a Brazilian i have to point this out: misha laughing that there were so many portuguese comments and he was struggling to understand what the hell were we saying lol
• freeezing shit was freezing a lot but ok
• jensen suddenly appears yay
• jensen and misha staring at each other
• Jensen’s laugh and then putting his heas on Misha’s shoulder
• Mish saying next time it’d be better to cross stream
• [that means it will have another one, right? riiight? ]
• !!!MISH HANDED JEN HIS PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• HALP
• misha saying jen would have to be there forever (not a bad idea tho)
• jensen not knowing much what to do
• jensen talking abt how mish got him into the campaign *heart eyes*
• misha coming back to get his phone and jensen teasing him saying he changed his password lmao
• JENSEN AND MISHA LIVE STREAMING !!!!!
• my death