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If the Straw Hats Were Teachers at Hogwarts:


  • Teaches: Potions. Also the head of Hufflepuff
  • Very precise with measurements, ingredients and despises when a student cuts the ingredients the wrong way
  • Sucks at explaining things but very good in giving/showing examples. Also swears quite a bit during class.
  • Usually doesn’t give homework.


  • Teaches: History of Magic. Also head of Ravenclaw
  • If someone says history is boring, 50 points off their house and detention for 3 days.
  • Strict but still a motherly figure to all her students.
  • Gives her students lots of homework but usually doesn’t check it


  • Teaches: Muggle Studies 
  • Tries to be professional but he’s painfully awkward with his students.
  • To lighten the mood, he tries telling jokes, hence the: “may I see your panties?”
  • Gives homework and has small optional amusing tasks to complete along with it (e.g. write a foot long essay on the various transportation devices muggles have and draw a duck in the top left hand corner of your parchment) 

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ASOIAF + (some) houses’ prominent traits
(requested by @manbunjon)

forever bitter b/c the moment motherfucking drama queen sirius black chose to find his Chill™ was that precise second when his desperate, distraught, despondent godson asked him to explain thoroughly and in detail how exactly it was that his mother and father got together because his mother OBVIOUSLY hated his father. 

Alternative ‘nah, she didn’t’ canon-plausible Sirius reactions:

  • grabbing Floo Harry by the shoulders and saying, “harry,  your mum loved your dad as much as i loved my motorbike.”
  • listing places he caught them snogging
  • giving an overly detailed three hour oral history of their romance
  • or a three minute oral history in musical form
  • harry, has anyone had the talk with you? do you know what sexual tension is? (remus: sit down, sirius.)
  • reciting from memory the half written sonnet james had started for lily for seventh year valentine’s day, which he made the fatal mistake of chucking in the bin for sirius to find instead of burning it to erase all evidence
  • forcing remus to be lily and doing a dramatic reenactment of james proposing 
  • Muggleborn Ravenclaw: Hey, wanna know something cool?
  • Pureblood Slytherin: No, not really.
  • Muggleborn Ravenclaw: Sonic the Hedgehog’s full name is actually Ogilvie Maurice Hedgehog.
  • Pureblood Slytherin: What the fuck is a Sonic?

I’m going to start a collection based on this post and this post. I shouldn’t because it’s silly but I’m weird and like silly stuff. So here we go. First one of Team Free Will with Koala-Couch-Blanket!Dean and the other too. 

I think it won’t be sillier, maybe cuter, who knows…

Hufflepuff(about Slytherin): He makes me feel things.

Ravenclaw: What things?

Hufflepuff: Feelings.

Ravenclaw: He makes you feel feelings?

Hufflepuff: Yes.

Ravenclaw: What a bastard.

Submitted by @tremendousdreamyouth

(source: @rachel-elizabeth-truth)