so my sister had a dream that she met patrick stump at planet fitness and he was getting ready to bench-press so he took off his sweater to reveal a t-shirt and took of his t-shirt to reveal a tank top and everyone else around him was shirtless and there he was bench-pressing in his tank top and fedora

how weird are toilets though

if you think about it literally every other freaking species of animal just does their business wherever the frick they please and nobody gives a second thought

but we have like these designated porcelain chairs with holes in them


does everyone have that one person where no matter how hard you try they are literally one step ahead of you or better than you or higher than you and you just can’t beat them ever, and it may not even be a hatred thing it could be a friend that is just better or cooler than you all the time