how weird are toilets though

if you think about it literally every other freaking species of animal just does their business wherever the frick they please and nobody gives a second thought

but we have like these designated porcelain chairs with holes in them


so my sister had a dream that she met patrick stump at planet fitness and he was getting ready to bench-press so he took off his sweater to reveal a t-shirt and took of his t-shirt to reveal a tank top and everyone else around him was shirtless and there he was bench-pressing in his tank top and fedora