pocketcontents

A booty call?

Hmm.

Let’s think about this for a bit.

Begin giggling…

Take a breath.

Giggling turns into uncontrollable laughter.

Take another, deeper breath.

And then the weeping begins.

But bless your heart for thinking that, Leah.

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Cake - Short Skirt, Long Jacket

Happy Birthday, Leah!

I chose this song for you because if anyone in this world has fingernails that shine like justice it would be you. Also: fast, thorough and sharp as a tack. 

Love you, woman. 

Do something special, yeah?

Pocketcontents has put together a lovely drive to make sure a family that just lost their pregnant mother in a tragic accident, doesn’t have to
worry about meals.

Please visit http://bit.ly/Q4xrL5

And give what you can, and what you can may be enough to hit goal!

Please to.be reblogs, yes?

OK. BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING, MOM… I GOT THE IDEA FROM ONE OF YOUR MOVIES. TECHNICALLY, I’M SEVENTEEN NOW SO YOU CAN’T BE MAD THAT I WATCHED IT.

EVERYONE WAS FULL FROM THE TURKEY AND IT’S NOT LIKE I WASN’T GOING TO THROW IT OUT WHEN I WAS DONE.

WOULD IT KILL YOU TO KNOCK BEFORE COMING IN?

pocketcontents replied to your photo: I understand why someone would do this It is an…

AYFKM? Thats insane! Is that unique to Australia?

Australia, like a lot of ex-commonwealth countries, runs off the Torrens title system, where a register of land holdings is maintained by the state. The short version of which is that the land is and always will be the property of the crown, and one purchases the title to that land. This provides the title holder with certain rights and claims … however, the land, and thus the “Land use zones” are defined at state and local government levels called “planning schemes” and for the most part, these are fine. The problem comes when local councils are run like businesses and can only function from the income they make - which is in the form of property tax or levies (called “rates”) charged to title holders. Of course, residential rates are often higher and, thus, when forced to make a decision, like all good businesses, they tend to err towards the highest paying customer’s view of right.

This doesn’t mean you can’t appeal or take it to another body … but as with all such actions, you may win the battle, but the war cost you more than you won.

I saw these comments on a puninspired tweet I wrote and posted here, earlier today. And it seriously made my day. I know, it was for a tweet in which I “confused” Testicles with an ancient Greek philosopher. But still.

As someone who went to college for writing but never got an opportunity to do it for a living, I’m just happy when people actually read any observations, jokes, or commentaries that I write. Before social networks, unless you were published in a literary journal or got a paid writing gig, college would have been the end of the line as far as others reading anything you wrote.

But here, I can write a remark about the Amish still deciding to practice “Don’t Ask, Don’t Telephone” and know that at least 48.72 people will probably see it. And that’s pretty fucking rad!

Okay, I promise I’m not having a drunken “I love you guys!” moment. Haven’t cracked open a beer. Yet.

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I AM DEVELOPING AN ACTION PLAN FOR SOME FEELINGS I’M HAVING ABOUT MY STUPID LYING LIAR WHO LIES EX WHO IS A LIAR BUT ALSO TODAY REMINDED ME THAT HE IS ALIVE AND EXISTS AND I HAVE SO MUCH ANGER BECAUSE DUDE.

Asking a question on tumblr, or fun with initials.

ps-indie, thank you for the answer. I thought it might have something to do with fandom because I kept seeing it on anime posts. I googled the canadian shipping question you asked and couldn’t find a cross-reference for the joke. I’m not good at computering.

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ungracefulme replied to your photo: pocketcontents: (via Women’s Sesame Street -…

THAT WAS AWFUL, TJ

SHE STARTED IT!

And if it was so awful, why am I still laughing?

pocketcontents replied to your photo: pocketcontents: (via Women’s Sesame Street -…

I do what I “can.”

Well done.

You and your daughter could both wear these for Halloween and do a dance routine together. Something fun and peppy like the… can-can.

Or, for something a little bit different, you and The Man could wear them and sing a duet about gender roles, equality, and competition.

If I might suggest a song, perhaps… “Anything you can do I can do better”?

I dunno, just some early Monday morning ideas…

re: pocketcontents / btothed post

20 years ago, started it exactly the same way … after the first few years, stopped being weekly and added expensive scotches or special limited editions once a month … now I barely buy anything more than once in a while - either to replace something or because I really want it … though room is a problem.