pocket-bitches

Domestic Snowbaz
  • Simon, on the couch in his Pjs eating a scone:Baz can you vacuum the floor?
  • Baz:I just did yesterday!
  • Simon:I got crumbs on it
  • Baz:but you already at a scone this morning...
  • Simon:and? You already drank three rats as of yesterday and what do I see hanging out of your pocket? Yeah. Fucking clean bitch.