pocket briefcase

going through customs at a US airport

airport staff: sir, do you have anything to declare today?

me: *starts sweating* uh no.. *trips and falls* *hundreds of Kinder surprise eggs roll out of my pockets, jacket and briefcase*

airport staff: GET ON THE GROUND NOW

me: but i am

*armed guards swarm round and pin me down*

armed guards: WHAT’S IN THE EGGS?

me: i dont know its a surprise!! 

submitted by Jason

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My Office EDC for Leather and Copper Fanatics Not Pictured: 1. Dell Latitude E7240 2. Saddleback Leather Thin Front Pocket Briefcase