Hawke: Furthermore, it was wrong of me to say I was volunteering with the Chantry when I was actually having four-way sex in my mansion in Hightown. Hawke: In my defense, it was my birthday, and I really wanted to do it.
Arabella Reed takes her position on the Shifter Council seriously, using it so that she can make a difference in the world. There’s just one problem; mated shifters can’t hold a Council Seat, and if bear shifter, Bjorn, gets his way, then that’s exactly what Ari would be… Bjorn is willing to do anything for Ari, including giving up his Council seat. But the closer he gets to winning her, the more seems to be standing in his way… Standalone Paranormal Romance, set in the same universe as The Dryad’s Pawprint.
listen if there’s a parks and rec omgcp au, shitty needs to be leslie knope.
he’s SOO EXCITED TO SERVE THE PEOPLE!!! ABOUT PUBLIC PROJECTS, ABOUT PARKS!!!! ABOUT HIS VERY FIRST AND BEST BESTEST FRIEND EVERRR THE BEAUTIFUL AND ANGELIC STARFISH JACK ZIMMERMANN (aka our anne perkins)
and of course this means that lardo and bitty are the federal auditors who come to rip up their budgets (and steal shitty and jack’s hearts)
from now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as Eagle One. Rey, code name Been There, Done That. BB8 is Currently Doing That. Leia is It Happened Once in a Dream; Poe, code name If I Had To Pick a Dude. Solo is Eagle Two.