It’s nearly 4am. I have to get up for work in 2 hours. I’ve had 3 hours sleep so far. I have a very sore throat. Yippee, no sleep. (Can you sense my sarcastic dead tone of voice…?)
Have some ‘Slytherins that don’t sleep’ headcanons.
• Sofas by the fires sometimes get transfigured into sofa-beds by students who can’t sleep because let’s face it, lying awake in a dark dormitory with the lucky sods who can actually sleep sucks and staring out into the lake is much more interesting.
• The only ones more notorious for not sleeping than Slytherins are Ravenclaws. Only because who needs sleep when you can study astronomy out the tower window or learn about ancient civilisations? (yes I am talking about Lou who would rather read about the Egyptians in the dead of night and do the sleeping during the day)
• Anyway back to Slytherin… If more than 2 people are awake and up and about a trip up to the kitchen is made- a mission which with a bit of luck makes us tired enough to fall asleep when we get back.
I’ll add more maybe when I don’t need to find a way to get myself to sleep fast before I’m useless at work tomorrow (today? …uggh), or maybe just the next time I’m awake at stupid o'clock.