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This Ain't No Joke, Sweetheart - Chapter 1

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~Let me tell you about my weekend with the Winchesters…~

Beka ( @impala-dreamer​ ), Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, Steph ( @torn-and-frayed​ )

3,379 Words

Warnings: It’s insane, but clean. Maybe some curses, I can’t remember.

A/N: This is not a joke. My weekend was pure insanity, and I thought I would write it all up and share it with you because, that’s what I do. You probably won’t believe me, but here it is. I’ve broken it up into chapters to save you all from reading almost 24,000 words at once. So… enjoy, I guess. I did…

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Chapter One: Friday Evening…


Hey guys. Here’s the thing: I usually tell you stories when I get inspired by a song, or an episode, or a prompt, or whatever. But this story… as much as I still can’t believe it, this is all true. Not “inspired by true events,” no, 150% all natural, 10/10 this happened to me…true. I know you won’t believe me. Hell, some mornings I don’t even believe me, but unless I was hallucinating for forty six hours this weekend… this is legit.

Let me set the scene for you just so you can follow along. I’m Rebekah. I go by Beka, as you probably know. I live somewhere in the lower end of northern New Jersey. I can see New York from my house, which is where I grew up. I’ve got an attitude, an accent, and resting bitch face. My eyes roll freely and my eyebrow is usually raised. I’ve got a husband, two kids, two cats, and life is fairly normal. Well, OK. Some days are harder than I’d like, but that’s not what I want to tell you about. The boys and hubby were gone that weekend, out on a boys-only retreat with grandpa, leaving mommy home to relax and recharge. But, damn, that didn’t happen.

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FBI Friday

Title: Batman Wears Neon Boxer Briefs

Description: A one shot in which Reid and the reader work together at the BAU and are good friends, and one night she drives him back to his apartment after he gets kinda wasted. Drunken hilarity ensues.

A/N: Hey this is the first Criminal Minds one shot I’ve ever posted. It’s very much fluff, not even especially romantic fluff, but I tried to make it pretty funny, so let me know what you think!

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…I have no excuse for this. Well… okay, I do, it’s for doctorwho’s Adipose contest.  So yeah, mainly as an excuse to not only not work on my paper but also to just have a reason to draw one of these guys.  

A quick kind of experiment I think. :)

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GIVEAWAY

Wow our very first giveaway! Started planning this when we reached 100 followers, its a thank you for every one who puts up with our silly blogs <3

Includes

-Pins (Doctor Hooves, Mischief Managed, and classic batman logo)

-A supernatural bag!

-Desolation of Smaug Poster

-Nine and Rose charms (made by me)

-A mustache ring

-Paint your own batmobile kit

-A plush TARDIS (lights up and makes the noises :D)

-“I don’t shave for Sherlock Holmes” poster

-A supernatural survival kit (holy water, phoenix ash, salt, incense, candles, a bandanna, a knife, and mustaches for a good disguise)


Rules

-You must be following me and deducingstars

-Only reblogs count but reblog as much as you’d like!

-Winner will be picked randomly

-Sadly, we can only ship to the U.S. :(

-NO GIVEAWAY ONLY BLOGS WE WILL CHECK

-Must reach 300 notes (Which then new prize will be added)

500 notes- New Prize

750 notes- Runner up or new prize depending

GIVEAWAY ENDS MARCH 15

Good luck, and may the reblogs be ever in your favor!

HERE’S A NEW PRIZE BECAUSE I REACHED 150 FOLLOWERS AND I’M REALLY HAPPY- A hobbit Box :D

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YOU MUST BE FOLLOWING BOTH ME AND DEDUCINGSTARS BOTH OF US. BOTH. YOU MUST BE FOLLOWING BOTH TO WIN.

NEW PRIZE FOR 300 NOTES- Thor Poster!

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NEW RULE PLEASE READ 

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