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Fic Recs

Disclaimer: this is not ranked because all of these fics equally hold a large amount of place in my heart.

1.) fixated on one star  by alivingfire
* THIS IS ABSOLUTELY MY FAVORITE!!! It’s because it’s in space and because there is this forbidden love thing going on. I absolutely love the names here and the quotes. You’ll love it, I swear (plus there is side ziall and it gives me life)


2.) these bountiful silences  by tommoandbambi
* This fic fucked me up for days and it hurts me in so much ways possible. It’s dystopian so if you don’t like that, I suggest you still read it because IT’S GREAT but WARNING: you should emotionally and mentally prepare before reading this. This is still so incredibly amazing and i really, really want you to read it ( also has side ziall)


3.) elysian  by wonderlou
* THIS IS GREAT GREAT GREAT and it gives so much more depth into the normal beauty and the beast story and it also gives me life. Everything here is perfect and yall should read it.

4.) we’re afire love  by rosemeetsdagger
* This also amazing and so very fluffy. It’ll make you cry of joyful, gay tears. Plus the smut here is great! This is the H-E- double hockey sticks fic that completed me.


5.) escapade  by dolce_piccante
* i cant eloquently word out how i feel about this fic but this filled every void that is in me. The fluff was amazing! The smut was wonderful and I might have read it more than once. I might also have made fanart based on this. (Hipster ziall that also gave me life)


6.) orange canvas  by aclosetlarryshipper
* This is so fluffyyyy and greaaat! Liam, Niall, and Zayn are the best friends you wished you have and its in Mexico. What could possibly go wrong?


7.) another hazy may  by deLILAh
* THIS BROKE ME AND MADE ME AT THE SAME TIME. Because first, soldier!harry HELLO? THIS IS SO FLUFFY I TELL YOU .


8.) til i tasted you by kiwikero
* This is also very cute and fluffy and I relate to Louis so much on the obsession level and the cooking skills (or lack of) the ending is cute it made me blush augh. I love it.


9.) like a boomerang  by youwill
* The plot here is so complex and it lowkey ruined me but in the greatest possible way. You can never have too much larry. This so good I swear.


10.) touch me with your alien dick  by tvfeels
* the title is self explanatory. It does have fluff too underneath the smutty facade of the title I promise.


11.) A gold and green halloween by Tita
* one, harry potter. Two, draco malfoy. Three, halloween. Four, Larry as drarry. Need i say more?


12.) forelsket  by kosmicgirl
* THIS IS SO CUTE AND GREAT AND WONDERFUL AND I AM ZAYN ON SO MUCH LEVELS SO U SHOULD READ IT TOO HAHA


13.) torn on the platform  by Conscious_ramblings
* I need a Louis to my Harry and this made me want one so baaad. I wish I could meet someone in the train like this and I hope you do too so this is for you.


14.) flowers in your hair  by Ghostie09
* again, zayn, niall, and liam are the besties you wished you have, harry owns a bat and its wonderful and beautiful.


15.) chances over the purple sunrise by loupancake
* this made me believe in mermaids, believe it or not. So if you think that mermaids don’t exist, this i think will change your mind.


16.) orange you glad i stole your heart by nauticalleads (metamorphosis)
* HARRY IS A PUNNY PIECE OF SHIT AND LOUIS LOVES HIM FOR THAT


17.) Faking it  by TheCellarDoor
* THE FLUFF! THE SMUT! DO I NEED TO SAY MORE BC ITS TOO MUCH


18.) i’ll blend up that rainbow above you  DamnGay4Louis
* i want to be Louis’ child. This is too cute. Imagine larry’s cuteness. Now add a smol and adorable toddler. Exactly.


19.) Oh Glory  by alivingfire
* THIS IS AMAZING AND SO FLUFFY AND FLUFFY AND FLUFFY. Is louis that flexible?


20.) Give me truths by iwillpaintasongforlou
* I really need a Louis in my life and this makes me more desperate to find a Louis. It’s so cute and overloaded with fluff and it hurt me and completed me and it made me gayer than a rainbow

21.) One To Make Your Heart Remember Me  by larrysrainbow (yours truly)

* Hello friends! I am shamelessly promoting my new fic haha. I hope you love it as much as I enjoyed writing it.

Sanders Sides as things my students have said

Logan: [after solving a math problem] My intelligence is out of this world.

Patton: [every single day] How’s your dog?

Virgil: [”calling people airheads can really hurt their feelings”] Yeah, that’s why I called her that!

Roman: They gave me coins at the store, what’s this? Do they think I’m an almoner? [keeps ranting about it the rest of the class even when I explained how change works]

anonymous asked:

Hi, I love your blog! If its no trouble with you can you do RFA, V and Saeran react to MC suddenly turned into a 5 year old and each one has to take care of MC for a week?

Thank you, it’s no trouble at all! ^^ I’m going with a no-route-chosen approach for this, so MC can have a whole 7 weeks of hell with these guys who are way too busy to take care of a kid you’re  s c r e w e d

Zen

  • As soon as it’s his turn, he’s freaking out about how to take care of you
  • Instantly he’s working on not smoking/drinking around you
  • “I have to be a gooD INFLUENCE FOR YOU”
  • He’s going to read you stories and sing you lullabies every night to help you to sleep
  • And spends as much time as possible making sure you’re okay and not getting into trouble
  • The week actually goes pretty smoothly, and you get to meet some cool people in the music/performance industry

Yoosung

  • He’s really trying
  • Keyword: trying
  • But he’s a broke student who barely has the ability to keep his own life together 
  • At least he can say he got a 5 year old addicted to LOLOL though
  • He does his best though, and it actually turns out to be a big push toward sorting himself out
  • He tries to cook healthy dinners for you as well, even if it ends up a little disasterous on a few occasions
  • You narrowly escaped the house burning down, but you survive perfectly fine

Jumin

  • He really doesn’t know what to do
  • Honestly considers just hiring a nanny for you
  • It’s not like he’s completely clueless, he’s just not the most flexible carer in the world
  • He’s more practical than sympathetic (especially about your age), and you’ll both get along if you still have an older mentality?
  • But otherwise he might just end up letting you do you for a while and check up when he needs to
  • just sit and cuddle Elizabeth 3rd for a while and stay out of trouble, then it’ll be fine
  • But all in all you’ll get through the time pretty well

Jaehee

  • nOPE
  • She’s dealt with Elizabeth 3rd so much, but an actual kid?
  • Yeah she doesn’t have much experience in this 
  • Plus she has to take time off of work to take care of you which Jumin will probably make her take care of at home / in overtime
  • While she may lack a little practical knowledge, she knows in theory what sort of thing she should do
  • She actually turns out to be a boss with kids, and can definitely keep you under control

Seven

  • Everyone was dreading the week you’d be in his custody
  • Most the days consist of playing games and snacking though
  • HBC and PhD Pepper is pretty much your diet while you’re living with him, but he really does try to give you proper meals as well
  • Even if he’s pre-occupied most of the time with work, he makes sure you’re entertained
  • You guys got to make an amazing blanket fort together almost straight away that you both end up spending the whole time in because it’s so cool h o w did you pull this off
  • Plus a game of hide and seek between you lasted 6 hours when you hid in in the kitchen cabinet under the sink
  • Turns out Seven isn’t the worst babysitter 

Saeran

  • He’s ready to throttle whoever thought this was going to be a good idea
  • He asks someone else take care of you before it even comes to his turn because how is he meant to care for a kid?
  • And when he does end up having to care for you, there’s a lot of trial and error
  • Mostly he leaves you to your own devices and hopes for the best
  • even when it comes to getting food Saeran plEASE
  • It takes a while for him to get used to looking after you, but neither of you die so it’s a successful week

V

  • He’s probably one of the only ones with any idea on how to respond to this sort of situation
  • And if anything he’s a little too lenient with you
  • He just really doesn’t know how to scold you for anything, and would rather just keep you happy instead
  • Literally, if there’s anything you want, you’re getting it
  • Will 100% sit and watch Disney films with you as well
  • He pretty much becomes a father to you, and it’s a good week
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[image description: 2 selfies of me, OP. Wearing tortoise shell glasses in the first. Wearing a bombass undercut in both.]

So we ended up spending like 6 hours trying to dye my hair blonde (and my scalp is fried but my hair is softer than ever???) and the cut itself only took about an hour. But also it’s past midnight, so any blue hair dying is going to have to be saved for another day

But I can physically feel the gay increasing in my body and I’m so excited!!

Hair porn for @dtappreciationweek

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Y’know how with Voltron Adventure Time AUs Lance is normally Finn cause Jeremy, and if it’s Klance then Keith is Flame Princess? Well, what if Lance is Prince Gumball and Keith is Marshall? (Which would mean Keith would sing I’m Just Your Problem which is something I need to hear in my life) I haven’t watched Adventure Time in a while so I don’t know who everyone else would be, but I just had to say this cause the idea of Keith singing I’m Just Your Problem won’t leave my mind

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The raven-haired boy held his hands underneath the running faucet inside the corner store’s restroom. His t-shirt and jacket laid crumbled on the floor on top of his backpack that was leaning against the wall. He took the bar of soap and ran it under the water, rubbing it until suds began to form. Once the soap was foamy enough in his hands, he began to scrub his arms, up to his elbows and then to his armpits taking a little extra time there. He had deodorant and body spray tucked away in that backpack of his.

Jughead Jones was homeless. This little sink was going to be his bath for right now. At least he didn’t have school the next day, but he didn’t want to walk around smelling like he walked out of a dumpster. He would shower at the school, but since it was Saturday morning and they were having some sort of sports game, he knew it would be too risky. Once his body seemed to be covered in soap, he took some water into his palms and began to rinse it off. He slipped off his beanie, tucking it into his back pocket and then used the soap bar to rinse his hair. He took the towel he had lifted from the locker rooms at school and began to dry himself off.

The situation he was in sucked. It was embarrassing but he had to make it work. He didn’t have much money on him and his dad would barely offer anything to him. Maybe he would offer one or two words of encouragement, but words can’t buy food or clothes. He grabbed the deodorant from his bag and rubbed it onto his armpits. Taking a quick sniff of himself, he nodded in approval. Jughead got changed, packing up his bath supplies and slipped out the beanie from his back pocket. He adjusted it onto his head and draped the backpack over his shoulders. Walking out of the bathroom, he snatched a few candy bars and went to the counter. The clerk looked at Jughead and then started to scan the bars. Jughead hadn’t noticed the droplets of water sliding down his face until they dripped onto the counter.

The teen paid for the bars and then walked out, unwrapping one of the chocolate bars. He took a bite from it and then started down the sidewalk. He munched away and surveying the neighborhood. Inside the teen’s mind was his plot about where he was going to sleep. Which house was empty or had a for sale sign? It wasn’t going to take long to figure out how to shimmy through a window or unlock the door. However, he did have to watch out for those alarms. The last time he pried open a window, a loud beeping started and dogs in the neighborhood started to bark. Before he could close the window, he took off running in the opposite direction. He managed to find an empty warehouse and sought shelter until the cops passed, but then he ended up falling asleep.

All that remained of the candy was its wrapper. He headed to the nearby park, tossed the wrapper into the trash can and went to sit down at a picnic table. He set his bag down and exhaled. The silence broke when he heard his nickname. The boy turned his head in the direction and saw his friend, Betty approaching him with a cute smile on her lips.

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my posts are gonna start getting more sporadic i got research funding which means im obligated to the project now lmao no more fun allowed

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Rolling my eyes at my facial hair to be honest, for fuck sakes i never wanted any of this shit.
On the plus side my shadow game has gotten its life, and it breathes now. I mean look at that burnt orange hue on the corners of my eyes there.

Slowly but surely, surely but slowly my life is falling into place.
And i guess that is what they mean by mindfulness, being present in the ‘now’ because now is the only portal to life we have. We dont exist in the future but only in the present.
So when we focus on what is infront of us, we have better access to joy whereas when we look to the future, we take life away from ourselves by denying what life has instore for us at the present moment, we waste time looking for the overhyped future, when we could find what is positive now. There is always something positive we can direct our energy towards in the present, otherwise you wouldnt be alive.
Fight for it, fight to see what is positive in your life.

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My body is not ignorant, my body is intelligent. When I imagine myself as a diosa, my body picks itself up and I stand tall, upright, and lifted. I talk back and I walk back to oppression when I reimagine myself as divine. Through this my positive intentions for the future are magnified!!!!

“We are taught that the body is an ignorant animal intelligence dwells only in the head. But the body is smart. It does not discern between external stimuli and stimuli from the imagination. It reacts equally viscerally to events from the imagination as it does to real events.” 
― Gloria E. Anzaldúa

Karaoke Machine - Joe Sugg

Request: Hello! Can you please write an imagine where Joe’s GF is usually super shy and quiet around the Buttercreams and then one night she’s out with her friends and the boys show up at the same place and she’s singing on the Karaoke, dancing with her friends etc. And the boys are all super shocked? Thank You! 💖💖

Smut: No

Requests are OPEN!

A/N: Guys, I probably just failed a midterm cause fuck everything in life. This week is SO bad and has seriously messed with my entire life. On the plus side, I have next week off so I’m doing NOTHING but SPENDING TIME WITH YOU GUYS! WOOHOO!

Also, do you get what I did with the title? Get it? Lemme know if you get it. 

I hope you like it :)

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Being around the Buttercream Gang is quite difficult and you’ve come to realize it over the couple of months you’ve been around. You and Joe bumped into each other after years of not speaking since the 10th grade. You’ve always enjoyed his personality but the summer after 10th grade changed everything. He became sort of…different. He was hanging out with new people and you didn’t exactly get on with them so you two eventually stopped talking. However, when you moved to London a couple months back, you bumped into Joe on a night out and things quickly changed from strangers to romantic interests. 

He introduced you to the boys pretty quick but they all seemed to love you so you would continuously hang out with them, sometimes even without Joe. They all have pretty dominant personalities and definitely love being in the spotlight so you were often pretty quiet when you hung around them. They didn’t mind though, you had your moments of one liners, so they enjoy your company either way.

“Guys, what are we going to do tonight? We’ve been stuck around the house all day.” Caspar complained. They had been filming and editing for hours now but they were slowly dying of boredom.

“Joe…what’s (y/n) doing?” Oli asked, looking through his phone.

“She’s out with friends, why?” Joe replied, suspicious of why Oli was asking. Oli tossed his phone in Joe’s direction as the others crowded around. 

“Hit me with your best shot! Why don’t you hit me!” You sang on your Instagram story. 

“Is she drunk?” Jack asked, knowing you would never be as outgoing with them. “I mean, that’s the only way-”

“Nope.” Mikey said, as your next Instagram photo came up on your story. 

“When you’re the sober one and you’re going harder than the others.” You captioned as your three friends struggled to take shots.

“Let’s go.” Caspar said, standing up. “We’re not sitting here any longer.”

“Babe!” You said, running over to Joe as you saw him enter the bar. “What are you doing here?”

“We wanted to see you perform in person!” Conor said, pointing to the karaoke machine. 

“They were all really surprised when they saw your Instagram story.” Joe laughed, knowing they were in for a real treat. He knew your wild side more than anyone and he knew they’d be speechless once they really got to know you.

“Conor, come with me!” You said, pulling him towards the stage. 

“Hey wait,” Joe said, taking your wrist in his hand. He quickly pressed his lips against yours before cracking a smile. “You look really good.” You smiled at him, kissing him quickly before joining Conor on stage.

Invader ZIM Episodes in a Nutshell:

The Nightmare Begins: Alien goes to Earth and discovers a seething hatred for big-head-boy. Naturally, shipping ensues.

Bestest Friend: Zim discovers his first fanboy. The call was coming from inside the house.

NanoZIM: Zim puts himself inside Dib. Vore happens.

Parent Teacher Night: Zim’s robo father gets horrid flashbacks from his time in the war and no one does anything to help him.

Walk of Doom: Cameos. Cameos everywhere.

Germs: Zim apparently suffers from mania and goes into an obsessive cleaning episode. No one helps him or calls an ambulance when he terrorizes patrons of a MacMeaties.

Dark Harvest: This episode will fuck you up. Some strange level of vore happens I don’t even know.

Attack of the Saucer Morons: Zim discovers his fanbase and promptly does nothing to take advantage of it.

The Wettening: Dib jumps in a puddle and it all goes to shit.

Career Day: Molt; /mōlt/ (of an animal) shed old feathers, hair, or skin, or an old shell, to make way for a new growth.

Battle Dib: Dib steals Gaz’s pizza like a dick and gets what he deserves.

Planet Jackers: The entire planet gets kidnapped and Dib is too stupid to notice even after being told.

Rise of the Zitboy: All glory to the hypno-pimple.

Invasion of the Idiot Dog Brain: Gir goes to great lengths to acquire tacos, causing the great adolescent taco desire of 2007.

Bad, Bad Rubber Piggy: Grandfather paradox. Gir explodes.

A Room With A Moose: Zim literally could have hurled the bus into a black hole or just opened the windows to suck all oxygen and life from his enemies, but no, he chooses a moose room. He fails.

Hamstergeddon: Zim creates his own hamster son. He kills it like a good father.

Plauge of Babies: Earth babies come from space. Confirmed space is a big vagina.

Bloaty’s Pizza Hog: Gaz has daddy issues.

Door to Door: Zim hallucinates a childhood mascot and is tortured by him for the rest of his life. On the plus side, he gets tuna.

FBI Warning of Doom: Mall Cop; Origins.

Bolognius Maximus: The sad truth is that right now, someone somewhere is writing a vore slashfic about Bologna!Zim and Bologna!Dib eating each other.

Game Slave 2: You know E3 it’s pretty much that with the same amount of manslaughter.

Battle of the Planets: Everything aside, Zim’s plan would’ve worked when you consider gravity and shit. Also, Dib gets himself into a rock hard ass.

Halloween Spectacular of Spooky Doom: Dib really has some fucking issues he needs to work out.

Mysterious Mysteries: Nothing matters anymore. Everyone is crazy.

Future Dib: Gaz was going to kill her own brother like she was really going to fucking do it. She was not afraid to taste blood.

Hobo 13: R. Lee Ermey/Richard Horvitz cage match.

Walk For Your Lives: (Slo Mo Guys background music intensifies)

Megadoomer: They see him rollin’. They hatin’.

Lice: Dib makes an asshole of himself. It’s hard to watch.

Abducted: You’ll wait for probes to happen. Probes do not happen.

The Sad, Sad Tale of Chickenfoot: Dib goes on an adventure to learn about otherkin and does not like what he finds.

GIR Goes Crazy and Stuff: No one suffered more than Squid Man.

Dib’s Wonderful Life of Doom: Directed by M. Night Shyamalan.

Tak the Hideous New Girl: Alien who happens to be female comes to earth to fuck up Zim’s shit. Naturally, everyone supports what would be a hate-fueled abusive relationship.

Backseat Drivers From Beyond the Stars: This is, in fact, the last you will ever see of the Resisty. Yes, that is their name.

Mortos Der Soulstealer: You’re pretty sure this is a documentary on the life of your roommate.

Zim Eats Waffles: This could have been a set up for hidden camera porn but thankfully Gir had more taste than that.

The Girl Who Cried Gnome: Zim leaps behind a girl, grabs her by the waist, and yanks her out of a hole. You may or may not get a boner, but either way you’ll feel like a sick person for watching it.

Dibship Rising: Tak’s ship discovers it is Dibkin. It realizes how stupid that actually sounds and kills itself.

Vindicated!: Mr. Dwicky didn’t mean anything to you until you got old and realized you’re just like him. Only in your version you won’t get abducted by Plookesians.

The Voting of the Doomed: Illuminati confirmed.

Gaz, Taster of Pork: Dib lays a nastyass curse on his sister’s mouth.

The Frycook What Came from All That Space: This is the umpteenth time Zim uses vore to favor him. It even works this time. You’ll be left wondering just how many times Zim plans on being swallowed.

The Most Horrible X-Mas Ever: Everyone dies alone and jolly under the Santa Dome before the Simpsons did it.

☄️ Overly Sarcastic Productions Starters: 
                                                Miscellaneous Myths  ☄️

  • I think we all know how bad I am at staying focused on one subject at a time.
  • You know, I don’t often say this, but why don’t you just kill her?
  • With the father figures this kid has, it’s going to be miracle if he doesn’t grow up to be a psychopath.
  • Apparently petrifying ugliness only petrifies you if you look at it head on.
  • It makes just as much sense in context.
  • Where’s the drama? The final showdown? Could we maybe throw in a princess or something?
  • I’m gonna use this to kill people!
  • Please don’t use my labyrinth for evil.
  • Before you ask: no, they don’t work in real life. Trust me, I’ve tried.
  • On the plus side, it gave us a kick-ass metaphor for the falling of pride and a really good line in a Hamilton song.
  • Just call on the magic of science or divine intervention and craft yourself the perfect partner.
  • All it takes is one tragic breakup and suddenly you’re drawing blueprints for your blackbelt ninja super girlfriend.
  • I don’t know how to tell you this, buddy, but we do have a word for that now. Several words, actually.
  • There’s no way to spin this that makes you look good.
  • Normally this doesn’t seem like a problem for the waifu community.
  • Remember kids, always give your robot girlfriend parameters beyond “extremely devoted”.
  • Unfortunately, it’s against the rules of hospitality to murder your house guests.
  • Hey, kid, you like proving yourself?
  • Apparently only he gets to indiscriminately invade other people’s homes.
  • He died as he lived: getting sent places by other people with no real agency of his own.
  • Boy, I sure love stealing from the innocent.
  • I don’t wanna hurt you. Put down the dumpling nice and slow.
  • Hey, that’s another anime thing!
  • Blah, blah, journey. Blah, blah, new location.
  • GET DOWN HERE YOU LITTLE OPPOSABLE THUMBED MENACE.
  • COME AT ME SCRUBLORD. I’M RIPPED.
  • The next time one of you starts a fight, I’m kicking you all out.
  • When will these people learn not to piss off the gods?
  • There’s no way for this plan to backfire.
  • Sounds like your mouth was writing checks your nuclear family couldn’t cash.
  • We’ve had this sword for centuries and NOBODY bothered to swing it before?!
  • If you don’t have a legendary sword in your butt, don’t even talk to me.
  • Uh, we know how to deal with babies, right?
  • The moon don’t play by the emperor’s rules.
  • Hey, they weren’t my idea.
  • YOU ARE SO GROUNDED.
  • It wasn’t the most hospitable of belief systems.
  • Dude, wanna go marry some demigoddesses?
  • Friends don’t let friends kidnap goddesses.
  • I’m not here to speculate about the hypothetical orientations of ancient goddesses.
  • Get me a boyfriend.
  • I may not be attracted to them but I have functional eyes.
  • Try ignoring me now, Dad.
  • Oh, look. It’s still happening.
  • Don’t worry: I swear it’s safer than it sounds.
  • I’m going to destroy her.
  • Frankly it sounds like clean up alone would make it impractical to use, but whatever.
  • Is that your chariot going over that cliff?
  • My god, it’s just like high school.
  • She wants to be loved, but she’s just too beautiful for this sinful world.
  • Don’t worry, sweetie, mommy’s going to make her dead very soon.
  • You keep a lot of trashy romance novels around here.
  • Stay classy, Arcadian king.
  • I was told there was murdering to be done around here, not arts and crafts.
  • It sounds to me like you’re afraid she’ll out-class you.
  • Bad news: you’re now an only child.
  • Is this where we race the hot chick?
  • You think any amount of training is going to let you outrun a woman raised by bears?
  • When did all these kids forget respect?
  • I think that’s enough murder.
  • I didn’t know my illustrious father was such a giant baby.
  • Well this is an interesting hangover.
  • I better not see any Y-chromosomes in there.
  • As the only responsible adult in your life I’m obliged to inform you that this is dumb.
  • Wake up, sleepy head! Bananas for breakfast!
  • Why does it smell like ozone?
  • Oh, was I not supposed to tell him you were coming?
  • Alright, man, the deal is you stop being so cavalier with the murder.
  • Hey, guys, I’m back! And I’ve learned that murder is wrong!
  • I mean, if you can pull it off, why not, right?

because i am very clever and smart, i walked all the way to the library to return books before remembering that i left the books on my desk, and then sat on the grass for a bit to think about my life choices, on the plus side the sunset was very nice and i also have a box of raspberries+blackberries on my desk

virus-arc-tracer  asked:

CONGRATS MY CHILD ON GETTING THIS MANY FOLLOWERS! I'M SO PROUD OF YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! Okay so prompt: Batlantern with Bruce proposing to Hal. I LOVE YOU

Thaaaannkkss virus!

Here it is!


“Bruce, today is your big day,’ Dick says teasingly, a mischievous grin on his face that makes Bruce’s stomach drop to his shoes.

“What did you do,” he asks, not even wanting to know.

Dick only cackles and launches himself into the air, grabbing onto the chandelier in a move that never fails to make Bruce’s heart stop for a second.

“Dick, what did you do?”

“Nothing,” came his son’s reply, but it was too quick an answer, and Bruce groans, closing his eyes and rubbing the bridge of his nose as a headache starts to pound away at his skull.

“Dick.”

“I didn’t do anything, but one of the others might have!”

“Fuck.”

Alfred the Cat meows from the table.

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Hey ya’ll, a post on my dash just reminded me… Did I ever tell you guys how my social anxiety once got me ( and unfortunately @micaxiii ) roped into a discussion with a PETA member? Like I have a habit of doing eye contact so I did not notice, in bold print, the PETA letters on her shirt. (It could have only been more obvious if she had directly shoved my face into her chest, I swear.) And yet I MISSED it and as she was talking she was going on ‘this is a devise that simulates what a chicken sees.’ Of course my dumb butt was like ‘OH, must be a young university student showing off a project for some reason or another. I’m not a science major so I wouldn’t know why they would need to have surveys from strangers on showing off vision.’

Yeah, so… instead of seeing the world in CHICKEN VISION like I THOUGHT I was going to see… I instead saw a really poorly done CGI video of chickens apparently being wrestled from the wild and then being shoved into cages to die. And then I had to hear the wonders of a vegan diet, and was given stickers about how humans are the worst and a recipe on meals.

When we got back to the hotel room Mica instantly threw them all in the trash. LOL. I am so sorry my friend that I suck with people so much. But on the plus side… does make for a funny story.