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Snow Lodge Skinny Dip**

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SMUT WARNING**

This trip was supposed to be a fun trip with you and your girlfriends but when you accidentally mentioned your plans to Joe, he suggested that he and the boys should come along too.

The lodge that you and your friends had picked rented out for the week was perched high up in the Swiss Alps and wasn’t near any ski villages as none of you were big skiers or snowboarders. You hoped that this would turn the boys off from coming but it only made them want to go even more and ‘be one with nature’. You sighed at the fact that your girls week away was being intruded by your best friend and his mate but nonetheless the trip still commenced. 


It was the last night of your stay and everyone decided that tonight should be a night of drinking responsibly as a group in the lodge, but unfortunately, things got pretty out of hand quickly which left 2 of your friend absolutely wasted so everyone ended up calling it a night pretty quick.

You on the other hand weren’t ready to call in a night and decided to take advantage of the piece and quiet and go for a last nightly swim in the pool. 

You walked out side and watched as the steam lifted off the heated pool as goosebumps formed on your arm from the icy cold air. You didn’t want to wake your sleeping friend who you were sharing a room with so you opted out of grabbing your swim suit, plus, it was dark and everyone was asleep. 

You threw your towel on the chair and stripped down before entering the warm pool. You felt your muscles relax as the water warmed your frozen body. You swam to the edge of the pool that looked over the side of the mountain you were on. It was dark so the only thing you could see were the outline of the trees and the stars. 

You loved to look at the stars. Ever since you were a kid, you and your mom would lay out for hours and hours and look up at the sky as she pointed out the constellations to you.

“Enjoy the view?” A voice spoke behind you causing you to whip around, your body quickly sinking into the water to hide your bare chest. 

“What the hell are you doing, I thought you were asleep?!?” You spoke watching Joe as he leaned agains the door frame. 

“Could say the same to you love” You shook your head that the annoying teasing tone in his voice that you were oh so familiar with. 

“I wanted one last swim.”

“Naked?” He said looking down at the pile of clothes next to the pool.

“I didn’t want to wake anyone by grabbing my suit because everyone was suppose to be sleeping” You said narrowing your eyes at him. 

“Well love, what if I also wanted one last swim?” Joe said as he came and sat done at the edge of the pool, letting hims legs fall into the water. “Its still a nice temp. I think I’ll join you if you don’t mind” 

“You’re annoying Sugg you know that” 

“What? Me, annoying? Don’t know what your on about love.” He said standing before ripping his shirt off followed by his swim shorts. 

“What are you doing?” you said adverting your eyes as he stripped down in front of you. 

“You’re not the only one who can have all the fun Y/N” he spoke before there was a loud splash and a wave of water hitting you in the face. 

“So annoying” you mumbled as you moved back to the ledge and continued to name the stars in your head. 

“Joe.” You warned after a finger brushed up against your back. 

“What?” He said moving his hand lower down your back. Goosebumps surfaced on your arms but it wasn’t from the cold. 

“Everyone’s asleep Y/N” His other hand went for your cheek, turning your face towards him as he licked his bottom lip. 

The atmosphere between you and Joe had always been flirty with a whole lot of teasing. You two had a very similar sense of humor, mix that with the fact that you both were pretty sarcastic in your day to day lives and you’re left with two very sexually frustrated best friends.

You had often thought about what it would be like sexually with Joe in the past years that you have known him and there was no doubt in your mind that he didn’t do that same. 

Deciding that you were tired of dreaming, you quickly closed the gap in between the two of you with a forceful kiss that was quickly reciprocated. You moved your arms around Joe’s neck as you pulled him closer, wanted to deepen the already lust-filled kiss. 

Joe’s hand moved down your back to your bum where he gave it a little squeeze before moving it to your clit where he waisted no time in rubbing harsh circles around it. You left out a shaky breath once you felt a finger slip into you.

Joe worked his finger in and out of you for a while longer before he added another. Your head found a comfortable spot on his shoulder as you bit your lip trying to conceal your moans. One of your hands traveled down his torso and took a hold of him hardened length, your thumb running over the tip. 

“Fuck Joe” you breathed out as his fingers worked themselves deeper inside you bringing you closer to your high. 

Joe removed his fingers from your and picked you up by your waist, something that was more easily done in the water, and positioned you just above his cock. You brought you hands up to cup Joe’s face, smashing your lips together with his once again as he guided you down onto him. 

The two of you moaned out as you sat down farther on his cock. You pulled away from the kiss, placing your forehead against his as you gripped his shoulders. Joe started to thrust up into you at a pace you were able to match as you also came down on top of him. 

“God Y/N” Joe said between thrusts. “Never thought Switzerland would be where we finally do this” 

You let out a staggered pant, your attempt at a laugh, before letting out another moan. “Didn’t…didn’t think this would ever actually h-happen.” you struggled to get out as Joe lifted your thighs higher and picked up the pace. “Shit Joe” 

You let your head fall backwards, the ends of your hair dangling in the water as the waves you two were creating splashed over the sides of the pool.

You clenched around Joe as you felt your orgasm built more and more up. You heard Joe moan out your name, something that he only did in your dreams, as you felt him start to twitch inside of you. Joe thrusted into you a few more time before the both of you released together, a sea of moans escaping your lips and drifting off into the quite nature around you. 

Joe’s lips found yours again as you tried to control your breathing, your arms now going slack over his shoulders. 

“Holy shit” He said pulling away and puling himself out of you. His hands still wrapped around you as you weren’t sure if you were able to keep yourself a float. 

“That was better than I ever imagined.” You said once finally calming your breathing. 

“You imagined us having sex before?” Joe said with a smirk.

“Shut up. Clearly you have too or that wouldn’t have just happened.” You said giving him a look. 

“Now what? We can’t exactly go back to being friends, unless you’re fine with this just being a one time thing.”

“I most definitely don’t what that, but can we make it work between us? I don’t want us to end up ruining out friendship.” 

“I’m willing to try if you are” Joe said with a smile you knew all too well. 

“You’re annoying” you said swimming back to the lodge. 

“So is that a yes?” He said following you. 

“I’ll have to sleep on it, goodnight Joe.” You said getting out of the pool and wrapping your toweling around your body and quickly running inside before your wet hair froze. 

We were watching the PLAY

DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU HAVE GIVEN UP ON MOFFTISS AND DO NOT WANT TO HAVE YOUR HOPES CRUSHED AGAIN, AS THIS MIGHT BE UTTER BULLSHIT, but:

I just re-watched tfp to overanalyse the utter shit this episode was and found something that made me a little suspicious:

This shot is one of the cameras in Eurus cell. It is one of the recorded videos that show her manipulating the prison warden, and it reads 18992201.Of couse they could be random numbers, but I thought hey, why not strip them down. The first idea was a date, 22.01.1899, but I couldn´t really find anything.

But what if we seperate them? There have been numerous rumours that we might get a fourth episode next sunday and someone even found out that yahoo has a fourth episode listed.

The date for that episode is the 22.01.

Now we´ve still got 1899 left. A little google search on Arhtur Conan Doyle was done and I found THIS:

Conan Doyle wrote a PLAY in 1899 THAT DREW MATERIAL FROM SCANDAL IN BELGRAVIA, THE FINAL PROBLEM AND A STUDY IN PINK.

Now, lets see what we got this episode:

Honor Kneafsey

the girl who not only played the girl on the plane, but also one of the sisters at the beginning in A Scandal in Belgravia. (Plus: everyone on the plane in tfp was “asleep”, just like the dead people in asib)

A Study in Pink


basically the whole ending of this episode was asip flashbacks. We´ve got shock blankets, 221b, even the flippin text Sherlock send (You know where to find me. SH) is the exact same text he send to Lestrade in the beginning of asip. Everything is back to the beginning.


There is so much more to this, but I really want to believe I´m on the right track here. They promised us a rug pull, but they had to give us a rug first. This is it.

The reason TFP was so bad was because it wasn´t the original story. It´s a PLAY. In fact, this is THE PLAY where one of Conan Doyles famous quotes regarding his characters comes from:

Doyle later recounted how he had received a cable from Gillette inquiring, “May I marry Holmes?”, to which Conan Doyle replied, “You may marry him, murder him, or do anything you like to him.

THAT IS WHAT THEY DID. They redid 1899 and made us believe we we´re watching the original story. But it´s not, and we will have to wait to the 22.01 to find out what really happened.

(sorry if this was rambly. I am neither a good writer nor is my english good enough to put all my thoughts into words. but my key message is: if you are still willing to hope, please do!)

19 things for 19 years

1. Enjoy the moment, there is no such thing as permanence. Your entire life is made up of transitional periods, and this is both the most terrifying and the most comforting realization you will ever come to.
2. Trusting people who deserve it and not trusting those who don’t are equally important. The trick is telling them apart. You will get burned plenty of times, but you will survive, and you will grow from it.
3. Do not procrastinate. Do it now. There is always tomorrow, but tomorrow means a million things that won’t get done if you are making up for what you didn’t do today and trust me you’ll feel much better when things are finished in advance.
4. Conflict is inevitable. Be peaceful, but not passive. At some point you will have to defend yourself, and at some point you will have a responsibility to defend others. Cowardice is not acceptable.
5. You will have successes and failures, and you will not always be sure of which ones are which. Be proud when you handle yourself well. Learn from it when you don’t.
6. Your old friends will not forget about you. When you go back, it will be like you never left. If they forgot about you, they were never your friend to begin with.
7. Create things. The loads of shitty work you do will help you make sense of what you’re going through. Make art, make music. Lots of great things are made by expressing your feelings in a creative way. The bits of good work you do might even help someone else make sense of what they’re going through.
8. Sleep is important, but some nights it will benefit you more to stay up until last night becomes this morning. Plus the world is kind of peaceful when everyone else is asleep.
9. Moderation is key. Have all the fun you can. Just keep in mind that blacking out at 8pm and spending an hour with your head in a trash can was not very fun the last time.
10. Your new friends will not be superficial. You will meet people who will back you through anything. Be willing to do the same for them. These are your friends for life.
11. Take every opportunity to learn from those with more experience than you. You should’t be embarrassed of your inexperience, but you should be embarrassed if you pass up opportunities to learn rather than admit what you don’t know.
12. You are capable of more than you think. You do not dream of mediocrity. Do not settle for it.
13. Learn when to hold your tongue.
14. Small kindnesses don’t go unnoticed, and even if they did, they’d still be worth doing.
15. Kiss people like you’ll never see them again.
16. I think adult is a made up word. There will never be a time when you are certain you know what you’re doing, and that’s perfectly ok.
17. You never really leave home. Home is anywhere that you are loved.
18. Embrace every part of you, even those parts that you want to bury away. Those parts especially are the parts that make us who we are.
19. Before you know it you’ll be nineteen and things will look better. You’re gonna have scars. You’re gonna have one night stands and a fuckload of hangovers, but you’re gonna be breathing.