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RULE #1
Never cry. Why ruin your makeup or soak your brand new coat? Just keep it in or transform your sadness into anger. Anger is much more appealing than weakness.
RULE #2
Always chew gum. Blow bubbles, pop it in annoyance, chew it until it grows stringy and thin between your molars. Keep your mouth busy. That way you can’t say anything you don’t mean.
RULE #3
Bite your lip, not only will it attract the attention of the boy who holds his cup way too tight to have any idea what he’s doing with it, but it’ll also split open and your blood will act as a natural lip stain.
RULE #4
Soak your homework in orange juice and force it down your throat. Gulp it down, don’t you dare heave it up. Fill up your stomach with the paper and hope to god you’ll pass chemistry. Who knows, maybe trees will sprout and you’ll finally be able to take in oxygen. It’s the breakfast of champions.
RULE #5
Problems aren’t problems until you acknowledge that you have problems. So what if you drink a little too much on a school night? Who cares if you stand too long at the edge of the look-out point? Just flash them a smile, hike up your dress, laugh a little higher. It’s not running away from the issue if the issue doesn’t exist, right?
RULE #6
Lock your closet, skeletons are only meant to be seen in your health class.
RULE #7
Shatter your mirror, pick up a piece and hold it at arms length. There, now you can control what reflects back at you. Besides, it makes since to look at the individual parts of yourself, you’ve never been whole.
RULE #8
Stand up straight, don’t bow your head. Blue blood may not run through your veins but, unless it spills, no one has to know.
RULE #9
Remember that you’re a forest fire. You have poison underneath your finger nails. You are a wild thing, and wild things can not be tamed.
RULE #10
If you can’t be guaranteed heaven then give them hell.
—  MY TEARS ARE MADE OF ROSE WATER AND GASOLINE; TAKE A SHOT AND FEEL IT BURN // k.m.

anonymous asked:

We know Lance is super smart, but... Headcanon that sometimes in everyday situations (or what counts for everyday situations when you're fighting a space war) he just loses all common sense and says and does dumb things. It happens so much and it's so funny that the team starts calling these times Lance Moments. Even when someone else does a dumb thing, it is called having a Lance Moment.

dude sorry this was one of those asks i’ve been sitting on bc i just. love to think of not only lance moments. but a whole array of paladin moments.

  • lance moment: when you get too overconfident and embarrass yourself
    • origin: “wow that’s like 1000 plus 10″, and other greatest hits
    • example:
      shiro: hey guys be careful there’s a bunch of debris up ahead
      keith: whatever i can handle it [promptly crashes into space garbage]
      pidge: LMAOOO KEITH LANCED UP
  • keith moment: when you forget all social etiquette
    • origin: just when the other kids had finally acclimated him to Teenage Interactions, he tried to fistbump a diplomat and it was interpreted as an attack
    • example:
      alien host: and here is our most sacred animal
      pidge: eww
      lance: [slapping a hand over her mouth] what keith here meant to say was,
    • pidge almost has more keith moments than keith. but keith’s are always more disastrous so he holds the title.
  • pidge moment: when you completely forget that there’s something else you’re supposed to be doing
    • origin: pidge was supposed to be developing a virus or something so everyone left her alone but after a full day somebody checked on her and it turns out she got distracted and had actually been programming a game on her computer
    • example:
      coran: oh, hunk! did you finish recalibrating the teludav?
      hunk: [surrounded by books on taujeerian biology] did i what
      pidge: AHA!! IT WASN’T ME THIS TIME!!
  • hunk moment: when you get overemotional at inopportune times
    • origin: everyone pulled off an incredible maneuver in the middle of a battle and hunk started tearing up and talking about how much he loves everyone and “hunk, i love you too buddy, but maybe save this for later”
    • example:
      shiro: …and you’re such a smart and talented young lady and i’m so proud of everything you’ve accomplished–
      pidge: ok ok i know hunk thank you but i really need to be hacking into this server right now
  • shiro moment: when you accidentally let something really morbid slip out
    • origin: after two sleepless nights, allura asked shiro if there was anything he needed and he replied in a monotone “the sweet embrace of death”
    • example:
      coran: it’s a fascinating creature honestly! once it has completed growing, it only has ten quintants before its body begins destroying itself.
      lance: goals
      keith: …are you ok? that was a very shiro thing to say.

bonus:

  • allura moment: when you surprise everyone with a previously unknown kickass ability
    • origin: the shapeshifting thing, and probably many others
    • example:
      pidge: [grabs a stick and knocks a bomb far into the distance]
      lance: what the heck
      pidge: what? matt and i used to play baseball all the time, i’m pretty good at it
      lance: god you’re such an allura
  • coran moment: when you pull a paladin moment, but play it off flawlessly
    • origin: anything he ever says. he’s making up half the nonsense that comes out of his mouth. nobody notices or calls him out on it.
    • example: there are none. coran is the only being known to pull off a coran moment.
RWBY Volume 4 Episode 7 Wishlist

I’ve been doing these with Defenestrator for the past couple of episodes, and thought I’d share so we can all cheer if any of this stuff happens! (Please note: I’m a terrible person.)

Anyway, without further ado…

10 points to RT for each of the following, if they occur:

- Ruby and Qrow have a heart-to-heart over a campfire after dealing with the whole Tyrian thing. 

- Ruby asks about Yang

-Ruby  breaks down and/or cries

- Ruby doesn’t cry, or show anything but her usual chipper-ness, but Qrow gives her a look so we can acknowledge that she’s not dealing with any of these events in an emotionally healthy way.

- Minus 10 if Jaune gives her the look

- Plus 10 if Ren and Nora exchange glances over it

Alternately,
- 10 points if Tyrian, seeing he can’t get Ruby through Qrow, cuts his losses and nabs Jaune instead. (He’s so interesting, right?)

- 10 points if Qrow encourages Ruby to forget him

-10 more if Ruby uses her speed to go after him instead

- plus 20 if we get a Ruby vs. Tyrian fight where Ruby actually uses her speed

- plus 10 if Ruby gets injured

- plus 20 if she takes a shot to the eye, and we cut immediately to a shot of Weiss putting a hand to her head, or anything that draws attention to the scar over her eye

- Alternately, plus 20 if she takes a hit and we cut to Yang having a panic attack

- Minus 10 if Qrow dies

- Minus 10 if Tyrian dies

- Plus 10 if Tyrian finally does something freaking terrifying. So far all he’s got going for him is that laugh– other than that, he’s kind of cardboard. 

- Minus 10 if the rest of RNJR just sits there through the battle

- Minus another 10 for anyone who closes their eyes instead of straight up throwing stuff at Tyrian. Seriously, did Nora run out of grenades or something?

- Minus 10 if we go to Atlas and STILL don’t see Weiss’s mom/don’t get any explanation for not seeing Weiss’s mom

- Plus 10 if they explain what on earth Weiss has been doing for the past six months. (Training? Reading? Deep depression? Locked in her room by Jaques? Please tell us.)

Hm… this got long. I guess that’s all for now, but I’ll probably do more as the season progresses.

cari28ch3-me  asked:

here's an AU that came to my mind a few days ago: Palpatine thinks "hey if I put Amidala in danger, Anakin is more likely to fall to the dark side", and as such he has the idea of sending her along with the 501 as a way to show "that the Republic is willing to solve problems through dialogue (not really)", and all this leads to is that Anakin is actually less worried about Padme since she spends more time with him plus over 1000 clones get attached to her cause she is kind to them.

Okay but doesn’t this mean EVERY Jedi general should get their own senate-buddy then, so Palpatine doesn’t raise anyone’s suspicions? Is Mace Windu dragging Mon Mothma around the battlefield while Yoda is backpacking it up on Bail Organa’s shoulders? Is Aayla Secura hanging out (and making out >>) with Riyo Chuchi while Depa Billaba is shooing Rush Clovis away from her padawan? IS OBI-WAN KENOBI GOING TO COME BACK TO CAMP ONE DAY AND FIND JAR JAR BINKS WAITING FOR HIM? 

The triplets have been tricked into signing a contract that forces them to return their debt plus 1000% interest within 5 days. They try to raise the money, but don’t know what to do more than gather a little cash from simple chores around the neighborhood. And Donald is penniless.
They go to Scrooge despite knowing he’ll probably chew them out for being irresponsible with money, but the lecture is shelved for the time being because once he reads the contract he’s furious, and ‘how dare anyone try to cheat his family and think they can get away with it!’

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Tony Bogan brought the heat with his army of Apple clones.

A Bell & Howell jet black Apple II (licensed by Apple), an eastern block machine in characters I’m incapable of duplicating,  a System II, a Unitron apII, a Franklin Ace 1000, a Microdata TK3000 IIa, and a Laser 128 all stood to duplicate the classic Apple II experience.  An Outbound Laptop (which required genuine Macintosh ROMs to run) was also on display with it’s signature blue kangaroo logo.  The only genuine Apple product here was a Macintosh Plus.  How fitting…

Who knew there were so many Apple II clones!

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