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  • ban ryu: alright then han sung. since you say you're that smart, solve this without using any calculator. find the arc length of three x times the square root of seven minus two from x equals zero to one half.
  • han sung: *stares at equation while deeply thinking* well, there are two 'twos' in the equation- minus two and the denominator from the one half. the number two sounds like the letter 'u', and u is between the letters 't' and 'v' in the alphabet.
  • han sung: but tvs aren't really relevant anymore because everybody has computers now, so it's kind like... if you have two tvs, what is it even-
  • han sung: *out loud* four.
  • ban ryu:
  • han sung:
  • ban ryu: ... that's right...
Mysterious Hazelnut Pt. IV

Summary: Coffee have always been key to lighten up your mood in cloudy days. Specially when its made by your favorite barista.

Author: @sleepywinchester prev. deanwincehster-af | Mobile Masterlist |

Pairings: Barista!Sam x Plus Size!Reader

Words: 1.k+

Warnings: Half angst/mystery + Fluff?

A/N: I’m seeing a lot of great feedback in this and it makes me so happy and just janfbnsgig <3 I’ve fallen in love with this Sam series. At first it was just going to be a five part series but more inspo has been born. Hope y’all like this one <3 | PS: Italics are a dream | Feedback is always appreciated it! <3

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THANKS FOR READING AND ENJOY♥

You breathed through the ashes and stood between the fire. It was warm but you didn’t burn. Some around you screamed for help, crying for an escape or accepted their fate in silence. It was catastrophic. Life flashed between your eyes, glimpses of your favorite childhood memories and teen years and then Sam appeared. Even though it was dark, the fire let you have glimpses of his face as he ran towards you.

“Y/N?!” Sam screamed repeatedly.

Your muscles didn’t respond to your commands. Your voice turned into mute. Your thoughts were clouded by the ashes and suffer around you. Everything went pitch black. The heat disappeared instantly but the screams and sobs followed down more slowly. Your body didn’t feel heavy anymore, your thoughts didn’t felt burdened, your voice didn’t sounded hollow. You found peace in this place…. Until-

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Mysterious Hazelnut | Pt. II

Summary: Coffee have always been key to lighten up your mood in cloudy days. Specially when its made by your favorite barista. 

Author: @sleepywinchester prev. deanwincehster-af | Mobile Masterlist |

Pairings: Barista!Sam x Plus Size!Reader

Words: 1.k+

Beta: @waywardlullabies [thank u, xoxo]

Warnings: PURE CUTENESS Y’ALL.

A/N: A while back I had this request and I finally found a way to incorporate and write something that I kinda feel identified with but in a cute way. Gonna see about the cheeky smut but there’s def gonna be a sexy scene, not on this part tho… *Wink wink* [ About the gif; THAT HOW HE LOOKS IN MY MIND FOR THIS FIC. I MEANNNNNN. ]

Request by Anonymous: Hey so i was wondering if you could do a Sam x plus size!reader and she is dating Sam but is super self conscious of her body and is awkward in trying to tell Sam how she feels? Fluff with some cheeky smut?

THANKS FOR READING AND ENJOY♥

It’s been a two days since Sam gave you his number and you still haven’t called him. It wasn’t because you didn’t want to, the honest reason was simple; you didn’t had time. Two days ago you had to work and do closing, by the time you got home it was too late. Yesterday was a rush day with three classes and homework; yet there still some you had to finish tonight. But before you needed to call him and prove you aren’t the asshole, he might think you are by now.

And today… the day when you finally made some time to call and see if he was free to go out, you couldn’t find the dammed up Sam wrote his number on. It had to be in your house, you clearly remembered putting it on the living room and then maybe in your room. You should have saved the number on your phone the second the hottest barista you’ve ever met wrote it on the cup. But it wasn’t the case thanks to all the things that rush through your mind at all times.

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