plural stuffs

in my literacy class, we were doing plurals n stuff.
so, i ask the teacher if the plural of beef would be beeves since the plural of leaf is leaves.

the class erupts into noise.

more time passes, and i ask the teacher what the plural of moose and octupus would be.

again, the class erupts into noise, and my friend was yelling ’ meese’.

in the end i managed to get the teacher to look up the plural of moose and beef.

AND THAT’S HOW WE FOUND OUT THAT A COW BRED FOR BEEF IS CALLED A BEEVE.

Joseph Smith is a Victim of Plural Marriage

“In Joseph Smith’s time, monogamy was the only legal form of marriage in the United States. Joseph knew the practice of plural marriage would stir up public ire. After receiving the commandment, he taught a few associates about it, but he did not spread this teaching widely in the 1830s.

When God commands a difficult task, He sometimes sends additional messengers to encourage His people to obey. Consistent with this pattern, Joseph told associates that an angel appeared to him three times between 1834 and 1842 and commanded him to proceed with plural marriage when he hesitated to move forward. During the third and final appearance, the angel came with a drawn sword, threatening Joseph with destruction unless he went forward and obeyed the commandment fully.”

See, wait, let me stop you right there exmormons who are trying to give Joseph Smith a bad name. See, Joseph Smith wasn’t a horny guy who wanted sex with over forty women, see, he was going to be sent to destruction! He was just as much of a victim as the wives he married! -what this is basically saying.

To be honest this made me burst out laughing. This excuse is so weak it’s absolutely pitiful. At the same time though, it’s exceptionally sad, because I know that there are people who are so blinded that this actually makes sense to them.

Imma tell you right now folks. Saying that an angel was going to destroy him is absolute bull. Maybe if it was only one wife but over forty wives?

What about the fact that they ranged from 58 to 14? 

What about the fact that he married daughters and their sisters and their mothers?

The fact that he sent men on their missions so he could marry and bang their wives?

Or the fact that if these women didn’t want to marry, he threatened eternal damnation?

Or the biggest kicker, that he was caught having sex with another woman by Emma before he got revelations that plural marriage was supposed to be a thing?

You can’t convince me that Joseph Smith was a victim. His poor wives were victims. He was in fact a massive horny predator that used people’s respect towards him as a prophet to his advantage to have as much sex and wives as he wanted.

He is especially this when some were as young as fourteen, which probably had threats of damnation and absolute fear convincing her to be with him.

He is a predator. Plain and simple. And the LDS church trying to say he was as much of a victim as those wives is absolutely insane. Nice try Prophets, you’re going to have to do a better job than that to convince me I was wrong in leaving.

I’ve been binge watching videos on plurality as a whole and now I really wanna make my YouTube channel centered around plurality(and also kin stuff). I’d do it on a channel separate from my main one though. Would anybody be interested in watching these videos if we make them?

anonymous asked:

What are some of your pet peeves?

When people try and pluralize the word “stuff”.

Stuff - a group or pile of things that are not specifically described

It already means more than one thing. “Stuffs” is a verb. 

Example: Watch as he stuffs bacon up his ass.