plumbthroat is not a squiddle

PSA: SKIPPER PLUMBTHROAT IS AN EVIL FISHERMAN OK
  • HE IS A PIRATE TYPE GUY WITH A CREW AND A SHIP NAMED THE CATCHYEGRABBER
  • HE FISHES FOR THE SQUIDDLES TO HARVEST THEIR INK
  • HE IS A VILLAIN
  • HE HAS MANIC DEPRESSION
  • HE ALSO HAS TO PAY OFF HIS STUDENT LOANS
  • SO HE ONLY KILLS SQUIDDLES BECAUSE IT’S THE ONLY WAY HE CAN MAKE A LIVING
  • SQUIDDLES ARE ASSHOLES
  • THEY KILLED SKIPPER ONE TIME!!!
  • PLUMBTHROAT IS NOT A SQUIDDLE
  • PLUMBTHROAT IS NOT A SQUIDDLE
  • PLUMBTHROAT IS NOT A SQUIDDLE
  • PLUMBTHROAT IS NOT A SQUIDDLE
  • PLUMBTHROAT IS NOT A SQUIDDLE