Yo, I need someone to not vote with me.
I’ll not vote Conservative, you don’t vote Liberal, and we’ll get someone else to not vote Green, and one other person to not vote NDP. Oh wait, this is actually going to give these people incentive to vote? Wait, what? If just I don’t vote, my not vote counts for not one, but if I make a deal with someone to not vote, their betrayal of the no vote pact counts for two. Uh oh. Nevermind. I’ll just not vote.
I’ll start voting again if voter turnout goes down to 10%. When has 10% not been representative? If a party starts with 50 cupcakes and 50 radishes and 50 bowls of Grape-Nuts and 50 burnt leek and coffee pesto duck breasts and half an hour later there’s 20 cupcakes gone you can tell the Green party to go pound sand.