why am i always motivated to draw gay shit when i’m drunk

okay so consider: fenris, isabela, sebastian, anders, merrill, carver, bethany and varric all have shirts that say “if lost please return to hawke” but hawke has a shirt that says “if lost please return to donnic and aveline vallen-hendyr” and donnic has a shirt that says “im donnic” but aveline has a shirt that just says “don’t”