Aries: Beautiful. Really energetic ones who loves to tease. Are stubborn and don’t let anyone tell them not to do something. Do you know how hard it is to make sure you don’t hurt yourself if you never listen? Think of how others may feel too. Please stop teasing me, no I don’t wanna fight.
Taurus: Why do you hate to share your food so much? If you eat others, give some of yours too. You’re very lazy, but think of not to take advantage of others to do your chores. Don’t be so egoistic about your family pls. Learn to share.
Gemini: Little bab with so many experiences and too little time to tell all of ‘em. You have a hard time finishing something you’ve started. Trust yourelf the most bc you’re your own soulmate.
You’re not fake you just have so muh going on inside of you. You have the best humor and combacks.
Cancer: Cries as much as laughs. Charming in your own way. Big pleasent eyes with emotions deep as the ocean. A bit clincy. Crybaby but a lovely crybaby it’s nice to have you around.
Leo: Nice nice nice hair. Confident but need very many compliments and you’re so needy. If you find a small flaw with yourself, would you mind not try to change it because God made you perfect the way you are? thanks. Tbh I’m nervous to be around you bc you’re glorious.
Virgo: It’s actually alright if something is not as perfect as you want it to be, please love yourself. Cool person but a bit awkward at first. Can come off as bossy.. But you’re needed and liked. A lot. Sarcastic is your second name. Your sense of humor is so terribile. I love it.
Libra: Probablly the most underrated sign of the zodiac, you’re not just “the nice guy”. It’s so hard for you to choose like calm down it can’t go worse than to hell. Flaunt your talents you’re actually special and it’s hard to forget you. It works better if you don’t try so hard with yourself, that’s life. So positive and never stops laughing no matter where life punches you it’s amazing. You’re loved, you can peel of those layers of who you’re “supposed” to be. We’ll love you anyways!
Scorpio: Hot seducive chilli sauce. I love you because you’re mysterious but hear the banging on your door let me in I want to know what you people think about everything. You’re great thinkers. Playing hard to get is not a game for everyone, try not to hurt people too much.
Sagittarius: Wierd-annoying-chill-talkactive-real life shitposter-adventure searching-trash-friend once you get them out of fifty shades of awkward. If I’m going to travel the world, it’d be with you.
Capricorn: Ambitious little stone. You know what you want and aren’t afraid of it. You’re waterproof. I once befriended one of you Caps and you’re literally an amethyst. Hard simple on the outside but a gem inside, lucky bastard to the one who accedentlly stumbles up on you. Bad and a bit mean and dark humor but it’s okay.
Aquarius: Heyy it’s okay toilet people in, just analys. It’s hard to pin you down but if it’s succeeded, it’s heart-tearing to see you like that. Cheer up, the aliens are watching you, make a good impression. Actuall stoner and your laugh is comforting. You’re the original fangirl. Be proud, and don’t just surrender yourself with positive people, be the positiv person too. Your feelings are legit don’t worry.
Pisces: Trust so easilly you’re like a golden retriver omg. Don’t be too clincy tho because it’s nice to have you around and you’re not alone so don’t be too much. You’re so cute even if you maby don’t think so, you are. Such supporting non-judgemental sweetheart, everyone needs a pisces. Please, tell me all your thoughts and daydreams even if they’re abstract, I personally love them.