pls sit on my face

PJO Girls On Social Media

(yes i know they can’t use tech but let me have this)

Piper

  • everyone at camp follows her insta
  • everyone 
  • she posts god-tier selfies and literally no one knows how she does it
  • like she doesn’t own a super nice camera and she doesn’t use filters
  • just BAM fucking awesome pic
  • her fav selfies are taken right after she’s killed a monster, winking at the camera and holding up her knife
  • comments on annabeth’s pics like “u look like a ham sandwich”
  • only uses snapchat to put funny filters on everyone she knows

Annabeth

  • she’s that one girl who’s constantly traveling so her snapchat is buildings and scenery with captions like “rome is cool”
  • her insta is full of designs she’s working on and selfies with percy
  • she replies to piper’s weird comments like “thx babe pls sit on my face”
  • she overworks so her late-night snap stories get super weird and incoherent
  • when she gets stressed, stim blogs calm her down
  • she got athena to take a selfie with her, and they’re both just glaring into the camera, and it’s super cool but also terrifying 

Rachel

  • totally runs a meme insta that has demigod memes
  • *pic of dionysus drinking a diet coke* “whose man is this?? 😂 😂”
  • *pic of percy glaring at the sky* “that feel when the gods keep pulling you into their petty drama”
  • also runs an art blog and insta, and whenever some asshole reposts her art as their own, she gets the hecate cabin to curse them
  • owns that stim blog annabeth loves

Reyna

  • has an insta, but it’s like the camp jupiter insta, so it’s pics of the camp and news about upcoming events and battles
  • runs a youtube account called “Halfblood Hacks” where she teaches basic defense training, 10 facts every demigod should know, and updates about the latest god drama that might endanger demigods
  • her snapchat is videos of her sparring, and the person filming is always like “YEAH WORK IT REYNA”
  • has a super dry sense of humor, so her other snapchat stories are fucking hilarious

Hazel

  • only has an insta because social media is still super new to her
  • her account has gone viral several times, because she’s always running into celebrities but she has no idea who they are 
  • she’ll post a pic like “this nice man helped me with directions today!” and it’s a selfie with her and fucking Dwayne the Rock Johnson 
  • because of this ^^ she’s good friends with Lupita Nyong’o 
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“he makes me laugh”

in all honesty tho i was genuinely just sitting and laughing at my friend’s shenanigans in this pic gjfkggj

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guess who’s wearing colour for the first time in years 👀