anonymous asked:

It became a bit of a joke, sending "Kylo" anyone but Anakin when the boy attempted to summon him. Dooku had been the first, Sith Lord and lineage kin both. Bail Organa, the Father of Leia's heart, was followed by Han Solo's father. And then they got creative. The entirety of the Vode - and both Boba and Jango Fett. Obi-Wan complained about tainting their shared name. Padme. Qui-Gon Jinn. Owen Lars. Mace Windu. Kister Banai. Plo Koon. Han Solo, leaning heavily on others' strength. And now: Yoda.

Now this one, this one he knows as soon as he sees the pointed ears and there’s this deep-seated horror.

He remembers three things about Yoda.
1. infamously powerful Jedi 
2. Uncle Luke still shudders a little when talking about training on Dagobah
3. Ghostly walking sticks can still hurt, because Uncle Luke has been walloped a few times

Kylo Ren is in deep deep trouble

Misc. Negotiation Facts

-Plo Koon works as a trauma councilor for veterans. This is how he met Miss Tii many years ago, whose sons went into the army and served for several years. The two are still close friends, and Koon spends a lot of time in Tii’s shop whenever he’s in town and has days off from the clinic.

-Ahsoka Tano’s natural mischievousness has earned her more detentions than any other girl in her year. Despite this fact, she’s still among the top percent of students grade-wise, and has a promising career in her future. Inspired by her father’s work and her own interests in engineering, she wants to become a biomedical engineer, designing new medical systems and prosthetics.

-Quinlan Vos owns a great many very expensive suits, and has more stamps on his passport than any Coruscant cop should be able to afford. This is due to a mutually beneficial relationship with his childhood friend, Asajj Ventress. Despite being a successful businesswoman and CEO of a flourishing company, Ventress’ identification as an Aromantic Asexual and subsequent lack of a romantic partner often made her the victim of criticism or unwanted advances. After reuniting by chance in a bar several years ago, Quinlan now travels with her to business conferences and allows Ventress’ many contacts to draw their own conclusions as to what Quin & Asajj get up to when they excuse themselves for the night (Usually, it’s enjoying a couple of beers and watching wrestling on demand before Quin passes out on the couch, but no one needs to know that).


May the 4th be with you! Or in other words, HAPPY STAR WARS DAY!!!

Tried to get in as many of my Jedi/Light Side Force sensitive favs as I could. From top to bottom: (Prequels/Clone Wars) Yoda, Mace Windu, Kit Fisto, Plo Koon, Adi Gallia, Depa Billaba, Luminara Unduli, Barriss Offee, Quinlan Vos, Aayla Secura, Qui-Gon Jinn, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker, Ahsoka Tano, (Rebels) Kanan Jarrus, Ezra Bridger, (Original Trilogy) Leia Organa, Luke Skywalker, (TFA) Finn, and Rey.

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Season 5, Episode 6 – The Gathering (Opening Scene)

If gif requests are still open, could y'all gif that part in the opening sequence to the ep “The Gathering” that has Plo finding Ahsoka? 

– Requested by @deer-head-xiris

You want love? You get love! Last night I started to doodle some favorite non-romantical, but very loving relationships and decided to spam you today with them. Maybe at the end of the day I’ll do some OTPs. We’ll see. Until then:

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY! 1/? Spread the love! <3

Four Clones Share Their Favorite Jedi Generals To Serve Under

“Definitely Plo Koon,“ Trooper 1 tells us confidently. “You wouldn’t know this by looking at him, but the General has a real talent for making balloon animals. If we do a good job, sometimes he’ll give us one. I have a purple bantha in the barracks.”

I want an au where Jango Fett survives the Battle of Geonosis and goes about his bounty hunter business with Boba during the a Clone War. All is good, he’s got his son and his credits and he is managing to avoid this war and his clones. All is good.

Until one day a small group of Jedi consisting of Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi and Plo Koon show up wherever he and Boba are currently living. Their reason for coming?

They are here to fight him for parental custody of the clones.

  • Mace Windu: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.
  • Barris: ...I did. I broke it.
  • Mace Windu: No. No you didn’t. Skywalker?
  • Anakin: Don’t look at me. Look at Obi-Wan.
  • Obi-Wan: What? I didn’t break it.
  • Anakin: Oh that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
  • Obi Wan: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.
  • Anakin: Suspicious.
  • Obi Wan: No it’s not!
  • Luminara: If it matters, probably not, but Padawan Tano was the last one to use it.
  • Ahsoka: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
  • Luminara: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Ahsoka: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that, Master!
  • Barris: Okay, let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Master.
  • Mace Windu: No. Who broke it?
  • Obi Wan: Master...Plo Koon’s been awfully quiet.
  • Plo Koon: REALLY?!
  • [Everyone starts arguing]
  • Mace Windu [later]: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
100% Totally Accurate Facts About Your Favorite Jedi

1. Depa Biliba is the reigning Jedi Temple Beer Pong Champion.

2. It’s well established that Anakin Skywalker eats live bugs.  Less well known is that Ahsoka has moved up the food chain to live small vertebrates.

3. Mace Windu has played Dr. Frankenfurter on stage.  Three times.  He’s got a lovely voice and the legs for the role.

4. 67% of all chupacabra sightings are actually Master Yoda.

5. Obi-wan Kenobi has “lost” a total of twelve robes since the war began,  However, at least three of them are in his Commander’s foot locker.

6. Quinlan Vos has technically only broken one bone in his life, his left radius.  However, he’s broken it on seventeen separate occasions, mostly by doing “Stupid shit” according to his commander.

7. Jocasta Nu can rap like hell, and has been a contributing artist on several underground albums.

8. Plo Koon is considered massively attractive for a Kel-Dor.  He rarely visits his home-world because he doesn’t like the attention.

9.  Kit Fisto cries whenever he sees baby animals.  They’re so small.

10. Aalya Secura is a Certified Tax Accountant, and does a side business on the rare occasion things are slow.

11. Shaak Ti didn’t realize she actually IS venomous until she was well into her thirties.  She didn’t realize she was dyslexic either.  Jedi healthcare is a goddamn mess.