pll hate

Things that we just really really didn’t need in PLL

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Ezra’s random non-son Malcolm

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Making aria cheat and hookup with everyone 

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Spencer & Caleb hookup 

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Completely changing Alison just because Sasha put on a bit of weight (she still could’ve worn ‘Ali’ clothes)

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The 150000 irrelevant characters that were made to look suspicious

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Killing every second person for no fraking reason except ‘shock’ factor

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Telling us stuff in interviews instead of the ACTUAL SHOW

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Predictable & clearly just made for shock factor or to ‘please’ the fans storylines

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The existence of Ravenswood & a ‘supernatural’ element

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The police not being able to correctly identify an effing body

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Making all of the girls hookup with people randomly, like why can’t they be strong independent women? THEY WERE STRONG ENOUGH TO ENDURE -A THEY CAN HANDLE BEING SINGLE.

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WHY WERE THEY ALWAYS DIGGING AND GETTING CAUGHT AT GRAVES? OBVI YOU’D GET CAUGHT

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ALLLLLLL of the red herrings, just useless

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Red herrings AGAIN because they used them so much 

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The whole Charlotte storyline (MAKING A TRANSGENDER PERSON MENTALLY ILL AND A VILLAIN, ACES) 

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THE NEVER ENDING PLOT HOLES. NEVER. FUCKING. ENDING. 

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MORE PLOT HOLES

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MORE IRRELEVANT RED HERRINGS

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NOTHING MAKES ANY SENSE

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PLL, a mystery show finally coming to an end in 3 episodes after losing 3 million viewers for not focusing on delivering answers to the viewers: look at our latest promo! we got fucking! we got engagements! and we got a whole lot of romance! this is what the fans want!

Viewers: WHAT ABOUT ANSWERS TO THE 422 QUESTIONS WE’VE HAD FOR THE PAST 7 SEASONS????!!!!

PLL: mystery?? answers?? who is she???lol wanna see who’s licking and sucking under the sheets??? watch next week on freeform! how about that for an answer!!!

#ENDGAME!!!

OK so here is my finale PLL Theory:

And this will be the only theory I accept. 

Spencer’s twin is A. Whether her name is “Avery Drake” or “Bethany Young” or whatever, she’s the Big Bad. 

I think that she grew up in Radley and that is why Wren knows about her. I think that Mary knows what’s going on, and wanted to save both of her daughters which is why she confessed to everything. 

I think that Wren is going to use the gun on AD, and try and stop them from hurting the girls, ultimately  not being able to step aside any longer.

I think that it was AD who came to see Toby and I think that he is also going to come to the rescue, once he processes that who met with him isn’t Spencer. I think that when she said “Remember that kiss we shared” he’s going to have a lightbulb go off in his head and realize those kisses felt different to him. Or, he’s going to come talk to Spencer about that night they shared and she’s going to be like “…what night?” 

I think Mona is going to realize who AD is first, and that was her dropping the snow globe in the asylum. 

I have toyed with the idea that Spencer is somehow locked up in an insane asylum somewhere. I also toyed with the thought that the two girls got switched when she went into Radley for that time period. I don’t know how this would work though, because that would have to mean that Spencer hasn’t really been Spencer since high school, and I think that might have been too early on. So that might just be a crack theory. 

Again, I don’t think Wren is bad. And I think he was trying to stop AD in the airport from doing what she was doing.

I think her motive is jealousy that Spencer got to live a normal life while she was forced to grow up in Radley. I think that she knew Charlotte from the time they both spent in there. 

The one (of a million) plot holes though is…why hasn’t someone said  something about where Spencer may have been at a certain point and she hasn’t gone like, “Wait, I wasn’t there I didn’t do that” yet? Maybe AD is just that good? I don’t know fuck this show. 

I think Melissa knows about AD and that’s going to come into play in the finale. Like she knows Spencer has a twin, Wren told her. 

But I STFG, if the ending is that Hannah’s Mom is A, or everything was a dream, or the show ends on a cliff hanger and they get a text from Super Extra Uber A, I’m going to throw my TV out a 12 story building, hunt Marlene down, punch her in the boob, then check MYSELF into an insane asylum for watching this garbage bag of a show for 6 years too long. 

 At least this way, they are honoring the EPIC story that was told in the books. 

God Bless us all, good luck to you tomorrow night.