Please, universe.

My dream job is hiring right now and there are two positions… Both require one year experience post graduation… Can’t I just apply now and be hired in time for gradation? PLEASE? The other requirements and qualifications basically spell out my name. I mean, come on.

The worst that can happen is that I apply now and get rejected because I’m still a student. But they’ll at least see my resume and how well it fits the description… ARGH.