pleasegoawaytateahs

  • Ryan Murphy: Hi there, wanna an autograph?
  • Me:
  • Ryan Murphy: Wait, Wait. What will you do with this gun? Please put it down.
  • Me: I used to think you were like me; You were attracted to the darkness. But Ryan, you are the darkness.
  • Ryan Murphy: What? No. Please put the gun down.
  • Me: I don't wanna hurt you! Though I do have to kill you.
  • Ryan Murphy: Please, don't do it. I beg you. Why are you doing this?
  • Me: It's simple. You have to pay for what you did, all the pain you've caused; all the sorrow. You ended my OTP.
  • Ryan Murphy: No!
  • Me: Did!
  • Ryan Murphy: I just wanted to change the story. Please, don't do this. I don't wanna die.
  • Me: It's too late for that.
  • Ryan Murphy: No. Don't do this.
  • Me: Goodbye Ryan.
  • Ryan Murphy: NOOOO
  • *Gun shot*
  • Me: Next time. Don't end the most perfect of all OTPs.
  • My friend: You are too obsessed with American Horror Story.
  • Me: You don't know half of it.
  • My friend: You only talk about this show. Do you never get tired of it?
  • Me: Don't asks question you already know the answer to. You are smarter than that.
  • My friend: Jesus. How long will you continue quoting American Horror Story?
  • Me: Forever if I have to.
  • My friend: Stop it. This is annoying.
  • Me: Bullshit.
  • My friend: This show is spoiling you. You should stop watching it.
  • Me: GO AWAY.
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crying.. omg :(