You are the “tragedy”, Jon.


My American manager was asking things about myself, like ‘Are you sporty? Are you competitive?’ I was like ‘Competitive? God, I just did this eating competition back home and I won it. A spaghetti bolognese eating competition. So, I would say I’m pretty competitive.’

one headcanon that just won’t leave me is that holster loves abba

it’s a low-key love, like he doesn’t talk about it too much or anything. but once, after hearing dancing queen at the club samwell students haunt, ransom told him he thought abba was a cliche euro-band with nothing special about it. now holster, especially drunk holster, will serenade ransom whenever the mood strikes 

at haus parties? he makes sure s.o.s. is on the playlist for the drunkest part of the night so he can shake ransom by the shoulders and sing it in his face

brushing his teeth while ransom is in the shower? warbling, florid rendition of fernando while ransom is a captive audience 

early morning skating while the rest of the team filters in? lay all your love on me between huffs of breath as he puts up some jazz hands and skates circles around ransom who is just trying to set up cones on the ice, thanks for helping adam 

while ransom is stressing out, hunched over an orgo book? a somber, hushed chiquitita with a hand on ransom’s shoulder before he gets down on one knee and starts belting until ransom finally cracks a smile

his favorite song, possibly of all time, is take a chance on me. sorry nicki.

the flowey collection

(undertale spoilers)

understanding flowey/asriel is key to understanding some of the most important events in undertale. however, the game must be played again and again in order to see everything he has to say. to save you the trouble, here is collection of imgur albums filled with screenshots of all dialogue relevant to flowey.

ruins intro

everytime the game is reset, flowey will greet frisk in the ruins. since he can remember resets, his comments will change according to what has been done in previous routes. the only time he will not remember is after the pacifist route or the genocide route

ruins exit

if toriel’s battle is repeatedly reloaded, flowey will comment depending who lives or dies.

flowey stalking

when backtracking, sometimes flowey can be spotted popping back into the ground.

echo flower

flowey leaves a message on an echo flower impersonating toriel, presumably to unnerve frisk. in the “toriel is alive” message, flowey may be admitting that he thinks toriel has forgotten about him.


further information about flowey/asriel can be found in the sepia art and in certain scenes that include papyrus. the library books in particular are critical to understanding how asriel came to wake up as flowey.

monster tale

the monsters tell the story of asriel and chara’s demise. this is only one side of the story, missing key details that are later filled in by flowey/asriel.

photoshop flowey

flowey taunts frisk (or chara) with dialogue before, during, and after the battle. if frisk dies enough at flowey’s hands, flowey will even accused frisk of dying on purpose and accuse them of being a “sicko.”

neutral ends

flowey must be spared in order to trigger these dialogues. “no kills” 2 - 6 can be gotten by repeatedly defeating (and sparing) asgore in a route with no kills. while repeatedly finishing the game is labour intensive, it reveals some of the most important information on flowey and his world view.

true lab

the information on asriel found in the true lab fills in the missing pieces about asriel and chara’s deaths as well as how flowey was brought into existence. considering that flowey manipulates frisk into getting to the true lab in the first place (requesting frisk make friends with undyne and alphys) it seems that flowey was trying to show “chara” what happened to him.

pacifist end

flowey becomes asriel dreemurr, the absolute god of hyperdeath. here he taunts and threatens, but eventually breaks down, admitting all of this was orchestrated because he wasn’t ready to let go of chara.

genocide route

the genocide route provides the last bit of information needed to piece together flowey’s story as well as his motivations. it also reveals flowey’s attachment to chara.

no save file

(these links are in the lists above, but here they are together.)

there are some minor variants if no save file has been created.

neutral: abort genocide

(these links are in the lists above, but here they are together.)

if a genocide route is triggered, but aborted and reset, flowey will refer to frisk as “chara” from then on.

The most interesting Yoosung calls I’ve got so far!!

(left-right up-down)

-Seven’s route day 7. Chopping onions make his eyes hot. ‘…Can I pour milk over my eyes??’ is a real dialogue.

-Casual route day 3. I can’t think about any excuse

-Jaehee’s route day 8. (My personal favorite because it’s so hilarious oh god) He struggled to get discounted pork in a market but he underestimated housewifes’ ahjumma-seizing-discounted-goods power. Grave mistake. 

He gave up and got mackarel instead.

-Seven’s route day 10, the infamous drunk Yoosung feat. Zen it’s so endearing I need more


chad the lax bro: so no head?
chad: (smashes phone) (breaks skateboard in half)

Objects were thrown at Neymar and they changed the story to say that it was an act of violence by one person inside Mestalla, and now they blame Neymar, which for me is really a surprise.

I think Neymar is a victim of a campaign, there exists many people that look for this type of thing, they create something that really isn’t there.

But it’s football, Neymar has special ability, and when he shows it on the field, for me it’s not provocation, it’s art. I would like everyone to do that, but everyone has their own way to play.

When a player is not protected from violent actions, he runs the risk of it happening again. It’s important that Barca protects their players, I’m surprised the president of La Liga doesn’t do the same

—  Rafinha defending Neymar via Mundo Deportivo | 28.10.16

Bitty: How’s your studying going?

Shitty: Awful

Bitty: Why?

Shitty: ‘Cause I’ve been drinking, and I have no idea how to read right now