Things in Dirk Gently season 1 We Don’t Talk About Enough
when Farah and Dirk show the machine to who they think is Agent Weedle, and Dirk realizes (but sadly can’t warn Farah) that it’s actually one of the Men of the Machine, his face literally is like *lightbulb goes on*
when the Rowdy 3 arrive at the parking lot where Amanda has her pararibulitis attack, first thing they do is go after the asshats who were filming her. that was the moment I decided I liked them beyond “they are loud and fun and a bit scary”
Dirk Gently is the most agonizingly positive dude ever, and then Riggins approaches him like “you need to listen to me” and Dirk puts on this shit-eating grin and says “Why, do you have new lies to tell me” like duude, where does all this bile come from all of a sudden
speaking of which, any moment where it’s noticable that Dirk is a lot more fed up with everything than he likes to admit (from his situation in general to things like “people where dying while you were busy becoming a billionaire”)
that one time he speaks his mind and he gets punched in the face for it and he can’t even complain because the future version of Spring already apologized for that, time travel is a bitch
how amazing is the musical score??
when Riggins straight up headbuttet Friedkin. that was probably the best thing he’s ever done ever
Zimmerfield was such a good cop? He just wanted to find the missing girl? He didn’t even want to hear about her being possibly dead, his last words literally were “Save Lydia Spring” Zimmerfield didn’t deserve this.
Estevez didn’t deserve this.
just how enthusiastic Amanda and Dirk are about each other
how everyone is enthusiastic about Farah
like when she starts wondering where the military bullet came from, and Dirk just looks at her like “wow she’s gooood”
everything Farah does is amazing
how Ken walks that very thin path of “bart no” and “BART
YES” all by himself
How long have you been sleeping with Cassian?
That’s disgusting. And wrong. I don’t even get– why would– I’ve never had sex with anyone, anywhere. It’s none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity, Cassian is my boss, technically. And he is terrible, face-wise. And how- how- do I know, frankly, that you’re not sleeping with him? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off? Hmm check and mate.
Would live for this. He would get off to hearing your moans
“Come on baby, moan for me some more,”
Boy would also love the FUCK outta your moans, he’s the type to quiet himself down just so he can hear every sound that escapes your lips
He’d tease the hell outta you. That’s all I gotta say,
“You sound so dirty kitten…”
He’d enjoy them quite a lot. He’d do everything he could to make you moan, simply because of how much the sound turns him on
“More babe…I know you can moan louder,”
He’d be super turnt. Boy would do what he could to have you screaming, and won’t stop UNTIL your screaming and begging for release
“Come on baby girl, scream for me…”
I can see him being loud in bed, but I also see him having a bit of a moan kink as well. So the louder you moan the louder he moans, and vice versa.
“Fuck baby, you feel so good…”
I feel like he’s pretty silent, so he’d bask in the sound of your moans and encourage you to moan louder
“Come on, I know you can be louder. Scream for me babe,”
Baby would initially blush upon hearing you moan for the first time. Not expecting such a lewd noise to come from your mouth, but after time goes on your moans would be his favourite sound
“Moan baby, come on. Let me hear your beautiful sounds,”
He’d be so turned on. Like…I have no words to explain it. 10/10 would listen to them if he could only listen to one noise for the rest of his life. But like…real talk, he’d indulge in most of your kinks/fantasies just so he could hear you moan
“You sound so sexy…let me hear more,”
Like Chanyeol, I can see him being shocked upon hearing your moans for the first time. But after some time, he’d love to make you draw out your moans because of how erotic it sounded
“That’s it baby…I need to hear more…Louder baby girl…”
Kai seems like the kinda guy to enjoy someone who is loud in bed. So he’d tease you for hours on end just to hear you moan loudly for him, calling his name and begging him to do something
“Uh oh…That wasn’t my name baby…You must really enjoy being punished don’t you?”
(I apologize for the low quality gif, but like…Yes please? Sign me the fuck uP SEHUN! WHOO!)
Anyways, Sehun seems like a dirty talker. That being said, he’d love to have you moan into his ear as he whispers all the lewd things he wanted to do to you.
“I wanna fuck you so bad baby…I want you cuffed…completely submissive to me,”