So I think I’ve mentioned that I work in retail, but more specifically I process clothes in the backroom. And the way we get our trucks is changing on Monday, so we had to watch this really lame video today about how the backroom works (as if we don’t already know).
And at one point the chick in the video was like, “And here is what I like to think of as the soul of the backroom, the shoe station!”
SOUL… SOLE. SOLE.
AND I WENT “HA!” REALLY REALLY LOUD AND NO ONE ELSE LAUGHED YOU GUYS IT WAS REALLY EMBARRASSING BUT ALSO REALLY HILARIOUS.
So I had a hilarious dream last night and I need to share the absurdity of it
In my dream, I met a guy online and we were in some weird online relationship apparently?? because the characters we RPed clicked so well (it was a DA:O RP?). We got along fairly well so we decided to meet up one day.
First thing I notice is that he’s one of these nerd gothic guys or something? All dressed in black, long hair (worn in a bun though) with square glasses. Well, that’s no issue, just surprised me a little. Then comes the first part where I laughed in retrospect: he asked me to not call him by his name.
He asked me to call him Abyssian.
And I just roll with it because ey, if that’s what he really wants to be called, Enoby Darkness Dementia Raven Way. Anyway, we hugged and I immediately realized I neglected to tell him I’m ace apparently because he rested his hand on my hip and I was like “ahahaha fuck no” I kind of distanced myself from him then.
Now comes the beautiful part.
In an effort to impress me, the guy sent his gothic friends to fucking serenade me. They stood underneath our kitchen window and played a song for me on clarinets and the like. In full gothic gear. My mom asked me who these people are and I couldn’t give her an answer because like fuck if only I knew??? who are these people serenading me?? we just don’t know
(I also later accepted his invitation to visit him at home even though I felt uncomfortable and it turns out he he had a salamander the size of a normal sized bed as a pet. My greatest concern was that people would not believe me if I told someone)
I’m still laughing
It’s somehow made all the more hilarious by the fact that he RPed Zevran.
<p><b>Riko:</b> Everyone, let's play "Simon says!"<p/><b>Kuroko:</b> Ah, I know that game. It's a lot like playing "Seijuurou says," right?<p/><b>Seirin:</b> ...<p/><b>Kuroko:</b> We played it everyday for at least 2 years in middle school. Even now, I guess.<p/></p>