so my friend had a thing for her 21st birthday where you go get super drunk and paint a pre-chosen scene and mine actually turned out good and idk i’m just proud of it and that doesn’t happen too often so i’m gonna drop it here and go hide
Three reactions/attitudes to things you don’t like, as illustrated with chocolate:
Normal: I don’t like chocolate. I’m going to not eat any. You can have my share if you like.
Unreasonable: I don’t like chocolate. Chocolate shouldn’t be available for sale or anywhere around me. I’m going to be as negative as I can to try and get others to stop liking it.
Hater: I don’t like chocolate. How dare you eat chocolate in my presence and enjoy it, chocolate should be banned, it’s evil, you should hate it, and now I’m eating chocolate and feeling bad about it I hope you’re proud of yourself you bastard
Three reactions/attitudes to things that bother you, as illustrated with lactose intolerance:
Normal: I’m allergic to lactose. I’m going to avoid dairy products from now on. I bought some milk, but I can’t have it, do you want it?
Unreasonable: I’m allergic to lactose. Lactose sucks. They shouldn’t make or sell things with lactose in them. I’m going to be negative about it to try and ruin it for others too.
I’m allergic to lactose. How dare you drink milk around me, it’s offensive, dairy products should be outlawed, you shouldn’t enjoy things like ice cream, it’s bad for you, ugh I
ate some yoghurt and now my stomach hurts, I hope your happy, this is everyone’s fault but
also known as if you don’t like something or it seriously bothers you, then the reasonable mature thing to do is to stop consuming it, not go on a mission to stop everyone else from consuming it or prevent it being available for consumption.
Xochiquetzal Candelaria was raised in San Juan Bautista, California and holds degrees from UC Berkeley and New York University. Her work has appeared in The Nation, New England Review, Gulf Coast, Seneca Review and other magazines. Her book, Empire, was published by University of Arizona Press. She was the winner of a Dorothy Sargent Rosenberg Poetry Prize, the Louisiana Literature Prize for Poetry, the Gulf Coast Poetry Prize, and a grant from the National Endowment for the Arts. She is currently working on a second collection of poetry.
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First poems you read or loved:
Loved: “Reading Plato” by Jorie Graham
Favorite poems or book of poems:
Notebook of a Return to the Native Land by Aimé Césaire
What was the last book of poems you read:
Broken World by Joseph Lease
Your favorite motto / quote:
“I was not prepared for so much grace, the catapulting music of surprise that makes me hide away my face” by June Jordan
Your favorite occupation / hobby:
I love teaching and being taught; the process of discovery is endlessly fascinating to me.
Your idea of happiness:
People working together with tenderness to solve complex problems.
Your idea of misery:
Your favorite virtue:
What you appreciate the most in your friends:
They are very smart, curious and willing to grow and make change.
Your favorite prose authors:
Hélène Cixous, W.G. Sebald, José de Sousa Saramago, and Toni Morrison.
Your favorite artist or musician:
The natural talent you would most like to have:
I wish I could sing!!
What is your present state of mind:
What can’t you tolerate:
I have trouble with how governments seem to neglect the rights of women and children.
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