please tell me no ones done this yet

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he’s so beautiful (´▽`ʃƪ)♡

  • Me: I have so much that needs to get done.
  • Me: *Spends the next five hours looking at my favorite tag*
  • Me: *looks at the clock*
  • Me: I regret nothing.
  • Burr: Alexander! I see that you've gotten some glasses.
  • Hamilton: Well my eyesight isn't what it used to be...
  • Burr: To be honest they don't look so good on you.
  • Hamilton: Excuse me?
  • Burr: Yeah, you look better without glasses on.
  • Hamilton: Well, you'd look better if I wasn't wearing MY glasses.
  • Burr: ...

Richie: From now on, we will be using code names.You can address me as “Eagle One.” Stan, is “Been There, Done That.”

Stan: *blushes*

Richie: Eds is “Currently Doing That.”

Eddie: *blushes*

Richie: Mike is “Considered Doing That.”

Mike: *blushes*

Richie: Bev is “If I Had To Pick A Girl.”

Bev: *rolls her eyes*

Richie: Ben is “It Happened Once In A Dream.”

Ben: *blushes* Beep-beep, Richie!

Richie: And Bill is…. “Eagle Two.”

Bill: Thank god.

4

I interrupt this broadcast to bring you an important announcement: There is now a thing called the Viking Village where you make friends with a viking and his family and then his pet bear eats your dinner. It’s incredible.

I’ve only seen it in Spanish, but please, PLEASE tell me if you find it anywhere else.

And now back to your regularly scheduled programming.

Pop and Wedlock

Same Campaign as Mother of (No) Mercy.

As the group of seven, irl 5 kids (8-14) and their (40s) parents goes further into the jungle, they are ambushed by a tribe of Cliffwalk Shifters. Everyone but the Monk fails their diplomacy check, so while the tribe lets them stay in their camp that night, they weren’t too friendly towards the party.

Now I like to get the players invested in the world as much as I can, so that night, the Shifters engaged in a tribal dance around a fire with a cool thing happening at the end. I’d rolled for the 4 Shifters dancing and the best got a 19 on his performance check. With no bard in the party, I expected the characters to just watch and learn some culture.

I did not expect the Dragonborn Paladin to try to redeem himself on the dance floor.

Paladin OOC: I’m gonna try to dance as best I can to make these people like me.

Me, surprised: Uh, sure. Roll performance.

*Nat 20*

The table roars and I feel the blood drain from my face.

Me: Ok, so all of you watch as your Dragonborn friend, known for his enforcement of justice and valor, absolutely kill it on the dance floor.

Rogue: Woo, you go Tornader!

Me: The Shifters are awestruck by the performance. After a moment of talking, a young and beautiful Shifter run out of a tent and straight up to Tornader. Before any of you can react, she kisses him passionately.

Paladin OOC: What’s happening?

Me, as the Shifter chief: Well done, scaled one. For your incredible performance in our ceremonial dance, you have won the hand of my daughter, Nutmeg, and are now a part of our tribe. Though we do not know the final place of the Journey Yet to Come, I am pleased to say you shall walk it together as Husband and Wife. Congratulations, my son.

Let me tell you, the look of horror that plays out on a 10 year old’s face when he finds out he has a wife to come home to is priceless. They are still married to this day, as he doesn’t think it would look good if a Paladin went through a divorce.