please yes call me a bird

Link Wears Wigs

*watching a friend shop for clothes in BotW*

me: “Wait, aren’t these bird people?”

friend: “Yes.. they’re called Rito.”

m: “Doritos, got it. So why are their headdresses displayed on wigs if they don’t have hair?”

f: “I don’t know, maybe wigs are easier to work wi-”

m: “OMG DOES THIS MEAN THAT’S NOT LINK’S REAL HAIR?!”

f: “What? N-”

m: “EXPOSED! sNATCHED!”

f: “Please, just let me pl-”

m: “DRAG HIM!!”

something I was tagged in

I was tagged by @a-bunch-of-garbage
:-))))

Name: cassy 
Nickname: sass-a-cass or cass (mostly by internet friends)
Height: 5′3"
Orientation: my URL says it all, I’m gay as hell
Favorite fruit: BLACK BERRIES FUCK ME UP
Favorite season: spring or summer, I can’t choose like yes bring the heat on please
Favorite book: probably yellow by txrches
Favorite flower: sunflowers or dandelions (yes I know they’re a weed, leave me alone)
Favorite scent: anything soft and flowery tbh
Favorite color: um, red, blue, and purple
Favorite animal: cats, birds, and sloths
Average sleep hours: i don’t sleep
Cats or dogs: CATS (sorry to any dog lovers, I love them too but cats my dude)
Favorite fictional character: probably trixie franklin from call the midwife or Kara danvers from supergirl
Number of blankets you sleep with: one, in the winter tho, I have two
Dream vacation: everywhere tbh but the beach holds a special place in my heart
Blog created: six years ago
Number of followers: 931 followers, I’m super close to a thousand, it’s lit

I tag @sapphic-tc @gfperrie @scribblesonmyskin @perriesbabes and @icecoffeekisses