please work this time oh my god

This post is for those of you who need a little (or a lot of) extra time for speaking.

For those of you who have a stutter, no matter how big or small.

For those of you who have trouble forming sounds of words sometimes.

For those of you who have to point at words and ask “How do I say this?”

For those of you who have to ask that more then once.

For those of you who’s tongues just don’t seem to work.

For those of you who’s minds work faster then you can articulate.

For those of you who’s mouths articulate faster then you can think.

For those of you who find speaking through social media a wonderful relief because nobody can hear you struggle verbally with you words if they’re reading them from a screen.

For those of you who sometimes say the wrong words, or words in the wrong order.

For those of you who have ever felt helpless.

For those of you who are often interrupted by people saying things such as:

  • “Just spit it out already!”
  • “Oh my God, is this going to take twenty minutes or what?”
  • “Honey, I love you, but please get to the point.”

This post if for those of you who have been told directly or indirectly that your speaking puts those around you at an inconvenience because they have to spend extra time that “they just do not have” to listen to you. 

This post is for those of you who have been told that your thoughts have no worth because they take you longer then others to share. 

This post if for those of you who have been told these things and similar things to them.

You are not an inconvenience. Every word you speak is a treasure, and those who do not respect you enough to give you the time you need do not deserve you.

You are worthy and deserve to be listened to like any other “able-bodied” person is.

I’m sorry some people just don’t understand that.

DRAGGING THE SIGNS
  • -Please also check MOON & DOMINANT-
  • Aries: just because you talk loud doesn't mean you're right.
  • You are very aggressive and stubborn but you can't even make a valid point.
  • Please stop acting like you "just attract drama" and "can't help it"
  • Because you create the drama and like attention ffs just be honest
  • Taurus: You are so fucking stubborn.
  • To be honest it's a pain in the ass, please learn to act less like a brat and accept that you can't be right every time.
  • Also stop acting like you are a saint, because that act doesn't really work for you.
  • Gemini: oh my lord. Fucking hypocrites, like I can't even.
  • For example; You'll get mad when someone talks shit about you
  • But when you talk shit about them it's ok?
  • You aren't God jfc, get over yourself
  • Also control your mood swings, you're confusing as fuck and that's why no one gets you
  • So fix that and stop complaining about how you and your feelings are being "misunderstood"
  • Cancer: So so so so sensitive,
  • Like it's one of your best traits but also your worst
  • You cry about everything and you always act like you're the victim.
  • Maybe it works when you're 5 but when you're all grown up people will just see you as childish and immature.
  • Playing the victim won't help you in the real world.
  • Leo: hm i don't even know where to start, you are soooo full of yourself
  • You make friends to stay relevant and when you're done with them you just drop them.
  • You are kinda loud just like Aries.
  • you'll tell someone they are pretty and as soon as they turn around you'll just make fun of them
  • Virgo: you guys always want to be in control of all kinds of projects.
  • You like to have everything clean, neat and figured out.
  • You'll boil up your irritations when someone doesn't do something your way or "the right way" and then just explode and complain about everything
  • It isn't healthy and you come off as rude and unthankful.
  • Libra: You can be so two faced, honestly you're everything that the gemini gets hated for, and most people don't even realise it.
  • You act like you're so holy but talk mad shit and create soooo much drama, but somehow manage to stay out of it?
  • Scorpio: You have terrible mood swings.
  • And it's because you act tougher than you are, but you can't keep up the facade
  • You'll act all strong and shit and like you don't have any feelings.
  • But when you're all alone you could cry yourself to sleep.
  • The most sensitive of all the signs
  • Please stop hiding it because this whole tough and no emotions act makes you look unapproachable, nobody wants to be friends with some mechanic robot with unbreakable walls around them
  • Sagittarius: You are really what people say.
  • You just don't give a single shit about anyone's feelings except your own.
  • You'll pick out someone and make them love you because it's just for "fun", but as soon as they'll say the 3 words you just flee and go onto the next one.
  • You can drop the important people in your life without a single second of doubt, you're so impulsive
  • Watch out because you'll regret it
  • Capricorn: cold shits, you are almost incapable of loving.
  • You don't focus on the people around you, people are here for you
  • And all you do is put them aside to do the things that you want.
  • Every step you take is to reach another and higher destination.
  • But one day all of that will fade away and you'll be all alone because you ignored the ones that loved you and pushed them aside
  • Aquarius: You want to be unique so fucking bad.
  • No one is allowed to do something you do or steal something you already did.
  • Everyone else is boring and not good enough and basic.
  • You cut people off as soon as they say or do anything unoriginal.
  • You look down on people and it's not attractiv, stop it please you aren't God
  • Pisces: Every sweet thing you do is fake.
  • It's just to make people feel bad for you as soon as you fuck up (and you fuck up a lot)
  • As soon as someone gets mad at you you'll curl up into a little ball and act like they're the bad guy
  • They hurt you, you did all those things for them.
  • You're the type to make people feel bad for you being an asshole
  • stop being sweet to people without really caring about the
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If I’m renewed

If I can belong to a sign

I am never going back

I am never going back

This song had for a very, very long time been the one song I always thought fit All Might the most (especially during the Kamino Hideout Raid Arc) from the lyrics to even the title of the song and I could never draw what I had in mind so I always put off making art for this amazing song. 

BUT I recently learned how to color panels so I’ve been working on this for like two-three weeks on and off and I’m so happy with the results oh my god please listen to the song while scrolling through this to get the full effect. 

To all non-Norsk speaking Skam fans:

I have always watched Skam without subtitles, and I just finished watching Skam with subtitles for the first time and I just found it super funny because the amount of times characters in Skam curse vs. the number of times the subtitles show it is so hilarious. Like someone in Skam will be like “Dette er så jævla morsomt oh my jævla bra, HERREGUD” (This is so fucking funny oh my fucking god, OH MY GOD) And the subtitles will be like “That is Funny.” NORWEGIANS ARE NOT THIS BORING. I do not know why I found this relevent but if you speak norwegian please tell me if you noticed this also. 

SIDE NOTE: This is NO hate to the people who translated! I know everyone is forever grateful for all their hard work and dedication to the international fandom! They also did an extremely good job. I had just noticed this and thought it was funny

Stepping on Toes - Auston Matthews

Can you please write the “the subway train is terribly crowded and you keep bumping my shoulder or stepping on my feet when the train stops and i swear to god i’ll yell at you if you do it one more time - oh wait you’re hot please carry on” au with Auston

I honestly really like this one, it’s very cute! Though it’s not totally an AU I still hope you like it! Also don’t worry requests will be open soon I promise, I’m almost at the end I swear!! Love you guys -Accius

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Kagome's Archery Confidence in 3 Stages
  • Beginning of manga: Oh uh I dunno I guess this will totally hit right? no whoops maybe I'll get it next time haha
  • Mid-manga: I'M GOING TO HIT YOU I SWEAR *internally thinks please hit please hit please hit I hope this works*
  • The rest of the manga: I swear to god if you so much as even flinch my arrow is going to be the last thing you ever fucking see and I'll aim straight for your ne-- OH HELL NO don't you DARE touch my precious dog boy like if your ugly monster claws graze a single fucking hair on his head ONE MORE TIME don't even doubt for .000002345 seconds that I'll shoot this arrow STRAIGHT UP YOUR ASS

anonymous asked:

I work at Starfucks and oh my god we had a group walk in LITERALLY a minute before we closed and locked the doors the other night like Guy: Hey are you guys open Guy to his friends: Y'all want something? Nah they're about to close but we have time. Me: (BITCH WHAT. THE FUCK YOU MEAN YOU HAVE TIME) Whenever you're ready to order let me know :))). Please. Don't do this. We want to go home. I've gotten eggnog in my eyes 3 times today. I NEED TO MOP THE DAMN FLOORS GO HOME!

like,,, look, if you make stimboards, please credit the gifmakers.

“but i save the gifs so i cant find the source!!!”

i know it’s a lot of work and can be draining, but make a notepad file.

give the gif a unique name. then copy - paste the source in the notepad. type under, below, above, next to, somewhere the name that you gave the gif file when you saved it.

people who make these gifs take time out of their day to make them–they should at least get credit for the gif theyve made.

and please oh my god, please, if you use fanart in your stimboard, credit the original artist. credit the artist. credit the artist.

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oh by the way, i don’t have any new art this month cause i’m putting my time into #ilujam doing a hinakoma fangame…!!! here’s some super WIPs… it will be a small 18+ visual novel that i’m writing and drawing and oh god this month is almost over pray for me

(square enix voice) please look forward to it

“Hey, so, er, I’ve never really called a member of parliament before. Do you like, pass it on to him? Like ‘hey, person voting for you is against this, please don’t do that,’ kinda thing?”
“Well, I don’t need to, because I am him.”
“…..what?”
“I’m (NAME), I’m your local member for parliament.”
“WHAT?! You’ve been answering my ridiculous questions for ten minutes! I thought you were a dude who worked for him!”
“Nah.”
“Oh god I’m so sorry you must be so busy I am so sorry.”
“No, no it’s fine! You can call any time you have questions, it’s okay.”
“OKAY GOOD THANK YOU BYE SORRY AGAIN”

More AU prompts

So my last list of unconventional aus got really popular???? SO HERE ARE MORE

“I’m the slowest on the track team and you’re the fastest and we were doing this run through the wilderness and I was super far behind so no one noticed when I fainted but then you found me when you were somehow ALREADY GOING THROUGH A SECOND TIME???” AU

“You think I’m a literal genius but we got partnered up for labs in science and OH SHIT you can’t know that literally every time I do a lab something goes terribly wrong GOD dammit I’m supposed to be the smart one” AU

“We’re sitting next to each other at a classical concert and oh my god I am so pissed at the people clapping between movements that is nOT GOOD ETIQUETTE oh shit I think the security realized I snuck in please help” AU

“I work at target and you’re doing one of those projects where you live in target for a week as a social experiment, I guess…I don’t really care, but dude you need to spread the beds the right way I keep getting in trouble and yes of course I notices you’ve been fucking living here” AU

“You’re a painter trying to sell art at the Art festival in my town and I really loved your art and I was going to buy one the next day but you were gone so now I have to go on a quest trying to find the next town the festival is in so I can find you to buy your freaking painting” AU

“You’re so freaking closed up and serious I’ve never heard you say more than two words what are you doing in this nightclub??? Oh wait dang you can dance” AU

What do you want?

I’ve realized this week that I spend a lot of time praying for things that I want (aka most of my prayers are asking for things if we’re being honest). This doesn’t mean that I look at God as a vending machine, please don’t take that away from the first sentence.

Something I’m not good at is asking for things. God’s been working on that with me too lately. So I’ve started being honest with Him about my needs and even my wants. I spouted off a semi-angry full-backhanded prayer last week that was brimming with disbelief. The kind that says, “oh yeah, if you love me so much where is my _____”. It was one of those prayers.
But this time, God gave it to me. And I was over. the. moon. 

I thought that this was it, this was my time for a relationship. This guy was everything I had wanted in a person and looked amazing on paper. Everything sounded great about him and our dates were even great. 

But as the week went on, the sparkle kind of wore off and the butterflies gradually left my stomach. I had been praying about this and I felt like God wasn’t saying to not pursue this - which surprised me even more because normally God doesn’t give the green flag & I pursue it anyways. But this time, this time God said, “proceed with caution”. So I did. I had my walls up sky high and didn’t ever really let them down. 
So as this wound down from all day texting to one snap chat a day, I was left a bit puzzled. I thought this guy was it. He was everything that I wanted.
He was everything that I wanted. 

I asked God where this went wrong because he is a great guy - he really is. But then me and God had a conversation that went a little like this:

“God, why isn’t this working? He’s pretty much everything I want and he seems so great!”

“Yes, my love. He is everything YOU wanted. But what about what I want for you? Could you imagine the person that I want you to be with? What do you think that would look like?”

So this week as I pray, I’m going to ask not for the things that I want. I’m going to ask for God’s eyes for the situations I’m facing and for the decisions I have to make. What do you want, God?

anonymous asked:

because you are hugely popular... it's like trying to work up the nerve to talk to someone at the Cool Kids Table... also I spend so much time fangirling over your writing that you are equitable to a celebrity. So I kind of want to ask for your autograph.

Oh god. I can guarantee that I want to talk to you. Seriously. Please talk to me??? I would make my day so much brighter. I love people. I love talking to people. Even if all you do is all caps at me about the mating habits of voles I guarantee I will be so excited.

Can some of my buddies please chime in on how approachable I am?

Fairy Tail Chapter 526

After reading this chapter I’m so confused, but a lot of things finally make sense!! Oh my God, I just read the chapter and I am trying to process everything. What I thought I knew was wrong and we find out what the last chapter was referring too. I’m going to try to write what I was thinking after each page. (This contains bad language, sorry I curse when I’m upset)

It starts with Gildarts and Cana against August. They’re still fighting but it seems none of their attacks are working.


Gildarts seems surprised that magic isn’t working on him. Is he that strong or does his ability negate magic?

He’s still going on about parent and child. What the hell. OH MY GOD! No don’t kill another parent please.

Wow that’s true though. He did leave multiple times.

Lol that’s cute that they’re having an argument when the enemy is right in front of them in the middle of a fight. Oh shit don’t go sacrificing yourself!

She called him Dad and is crying! Don’t do it!

Shit! Zeref stop. Why are you kicking him?

Oh my god! So he’s a demon? Shit so they’re not related? But he’s crying, he thinks of you like a father, you jerk!

Natsu’s right, what the hell stop kicking him. Zeref looks like he’s trying to control himself though, he’s shaking. I still believe he doesn’t want to do any of this, that it’s the curse making him do this.

Oooh Flashback! WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT’S NOT THE PROBLEM? WHEN did that happen!!!!? Wait did that happen before or after she fell asleep?!?(can I just believe that they did it before they kissed and she was still awake please! Can I have that hope and not that he did it to her after she fell asleep because that’s fucked up.) OH that’s what he was referring to in the last chapter. He wasn’t talking about Mavis but the baby. Shit this page fucked me up.

OK what up with the creepy form? Is this Larcade’s memories? Zeref looks surprised to see him.

Gildarts figured out his magic. Does that mean they can beat him?

In the fight against the Oracion Seis, no one could beat him because they didn’t use holder magic. (Shoutout to Lucy) Cana can beat him!

Cana’s tsundere is back! She loves him, look at that card! Lol it hit him in the head.

Ok it’s going back to august while the memories are showing, wait is this what I think it is? He’s going to get defeated by Gildarts though.

OK August is getting killed. Aww Zeref looks so nice. Why can’t he be like this all the time.

OH SHIT!!!?! It was leading up to that! OH MY GOD!!!?! August is Mavis’s son? What but he’s old (oh wait, if he met Zeref while Mavis was still in the crystal that means he was aging while Zeref didn’t. OK so he’s human) OH shit it makes sense why he was always obsessed with Zeref and his child’s love. Because he was the child who didn’t get any love.

OH shit guys! I can’t stop freaking out! Does Zeref really not realize that that’s he’s their child!?! Or does he refuse to accept it? The next chapter is Passion. I really want to know how August is their child. The name usually has a hint on what the chapter’s gonna be about unless it’s something else. I can’t wait for the next one though. (This arc has so many family members dying though) Mavis needs to reunite with August and Zeref.

this is truly about to be the worst intro of all time because it’s two minutes before we open for plotting & i’m too excited to function but anyway ! i’m bee, i’m nineteen, and in the pacific timezone. she / her pronouns work for me and oh my god how did i literally just sit here for two minutes without typing anything i’m gna choke .. there’s some info about him under the cut & some possible plot ideas so check those out and hmu

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I have all of the time in the world now! I can go to classes at shops and stuff I wanted to! Oh my god!

Husband and I are going to start a gym routine every morning Mon-Fri. I’m starting slow with an exercise routine.

I’m going to be working on writing out my daily schedule in my business planner. Need to stay on task! I think I’m designating Wednesdays and Sundays as my filming days for client video readings.

Thinking out loud & subject to change:
Sundays:
8-10 am: film client video readings.

Monday’s:
-gym.
-blog.
-work on e-book projects.
-email readings.
-7pm walk dogs.
-10pm meditate.

Tuesday’s:
-gym.
-work @ metaphysical shop 1-6.
-10pm meditate.

Wednesday’s:
-gym.
-film video readings @ library study room.
-7pm walk dogs.
-10 pm meditate.

Thursday’s:
-gym.
-blog & ebook project.
-work @ metaphysical shop 1-6.
-10 pm meditate.

Friday’s:
-gym.
-email readings.
-work on ebook project.
-10 pm meditate.

Saturday’s:
-spend morning with husband.
-clean & laundry.

As time goes by I may add another day to reading in the shop, but for now I’m doing 2 days outta the week! This Tuesday is my first day!

IMO D&D don’t know what to do with Da*nerys - they haven’t known for a while, and it shows.

every episode with her is a variation on the same theme: D*ny is in a tough spot, and the dramatic moment of the episode is her doing something Cool™. dragons !!!! fire !!!! big speeches and people bowing !!!!

there’s no interesting shock, surprise, or excitement to it anymore for me, because it happens all the fucking time. we’re supposed to be like “YES D*NY IS RIDING DROGON AND DOING A BIG WAR SPEECH FUCK YA” but literally my only reaction at the end of this episode was “seriously????? oh god please not again can she chill”. it’s frankly not climatic for me anymore, it’s just…dull. they’ve found a formula that works by making her the Queen of Big Shit Happening, and they don’t deviate from it.

( not to mention that that scene really didn’t even have a purpose bc she wasn’t in the episode at all before it - it felt so out of place and was just like……okay and? haha)

and I guess I’m more angry because I look at the treatment of other female characters who have been shoved aside - most predominantly Arianne and the Sand Snakes, and the shows absolute, utter failure with them - and how we keep getting the same fucking D*ny scenes over and over again (along with the white saviour storyline which I’ve ranted about a lot previously) and it just reminds me of how we’re losing out on some of the most amazing women of colour to have D*ny Riding a Dragon and Yelling About Stuff.

honestly it’s just so dull, and I would love if they stopped trying to shove D*ny in my face just bc she’s clearly their fave lmao.

Step 387: Be thoughtful about your friends’ money situations

For a long, long, LONG time in my 20s, I was living paycheck-to-paycheck. Like, debit card being declined at Popeyes, working an elaborate check-bouncing Walmart grift*, etc.

And some of my friends were right there with me and some of my friends had all the money they wanted and some were somewhere in between. 

I am proud to say that as of today, it has been FOUR YEARS since my debit card was declined (hold your applause, please) and I had to be like, “What? Oh my GOD, I’ve got to call my credit union, there’s been a terrible MISTAKE!” and rush off from the cashier, hoping she would assume an elite international team of thieves had drained my account.

BUT. Some of my friends have lots of money. Some have little money. Some have money but they are saving for important things. And when I propose activities I need to be mindful of that because nothing sucks more than having to say, “Uh, that … that sounds great, but, um … so how much would it be, and is there any chance we can wait until the first of the month to do it?” Believe me, because I said this many many times.

Unless you know FOR SURE that money is not a pressing concern, don’t suggest super expensive things. Maybe a $15 manicure isn’t a lot to you, but to many people that is gas money. 

If, on the other hand, your rich moneybags friend is always like, “Oh, let’s have a SPA DAY and just TREAT OURSELVES and then GO OUT TO LUNCH AT THE FOUR SEASONS!”, it is perfectly reasonable to say, “You know, Countess Sophia Von Loadedasfück, I love getting together with you but I’m on a pretty strict budget right now. Can we …”

• Go on a picnic!
• Take a nature walk!
• Split a bottle of wine at my house!
• Get together and craft!
• Etc.!

* Note: I AM NOT ENDORSING MY OLD BEHAVIOR AND HAVE LONG SINCE RETIRED FROM THE WALMART FLIM-FLAM RIVERBOAT GAMBLER CONFIDENCE WOMAN GAME. 

florist!cas who fuckin hates his job because he has to drive around doing deliveries all day every day and it’s super stressful because some of these things are time sensitive (why are there so many funerals all the time please everyone stop dying) and his gps is sHIT and the rain oh god the rain

dean who works from home and orders flowers for himself like once a week just so he can see the cute frustrated florist

one day after cas hands dean the bouquet of the week, dean just hands them right back and says, “i got these for you.”

cas immediately shoves them back at dean and yells, “i’M A GODDAMN FLORIST DEAN WHY THE HELL WOULD I NEED FLOWERS” before crushing his lips against dean’s.

the flowers get destroyed between them.

cas gets fired for not finishing the rest of his deliveries that day.