please turn that off

anonymous asked:

Week 14 spoilers from someone on DS: "Look like Rebecca is going to cause trouble for Robert at Aaron's surprise party (She want Robert to suffer) This is speculation, Robert did not invite Rebecca to the party Aaron have a panic attack." Looks like R is going to be a complete bunny boiler

Oh can she just fuck off please. She is going to turn bunny boiler isn’t she? Aaron having a panic attack, kinda to be expected after everything he’s been through. 

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idea: yuuri and viktor are two time travelers from different centuries who spend most of their time traveling efforts trying to reunite after a chance encounter where they ended up falling for each other

“I don’t know, Lena. Go to sleep.”

“Hana, what did I say about chips in the bed?”

“Zenyatta, what are you doing over there?”

“Lucio, could you please turn your music down?“

“Then take the covers off and go get a glass of water, Jamison!”

dad76 is tired let him rest 

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“Well, while we were preparing for the fan meeting, everyone, we were… It was a time when we were able to see how much the fans appreciate us and how much you guys really like us and how much you care about us and support us. From now on, we will show you how much we care about you guys. I will show you guys. I will show you.” - 161113 JIMIN

(tcr)

  • Griffin: "My boyfriend-to-be keeps on giving me the head lice. About two months ago I found some head lice in my hair the morning after someone I'm dating slept in my place. I did the treatment the same day. Two weeks later, slept together again and I found living lice again. It happened again yesterday, then I got the treatment again. And today as well." That's four lices. That's four different lice events. "What should I do? We're not close enough to talk about that, but I'm pretty sure he's the one giving them to me. I'm tired of doing treatments and changing tons of sheets after we're sleeping. I thought about telling him I got them somehow, and in a responsible way I'm telling him but I'm afraid he'll be turned off by me. Please help me, *frowney face*."
  • Justin: Turned off by you? He's the lice guy!
  • Travis: This is a tale as old as time. We get this question every week where people say, 'I'm sleeping with someone but at what point is it time to say I know you have lice?' Y'know what I mean? Like, yes, we will engage in intercourse and sleep in the same bed together, but we're not quite at the place where we're comfortable talking about each other's head lice?!
  • Griffin: He's probably very embarrassed about it. Here's what drives me crazy is you've done four of these treatments - if he does one, he's probably good to go at that point.
  • Travis: I don't think he IS that embarrassed, Griffin. I'm saying, maybe that's what he thinks he's bringing to the table. 'Listen, I don't have a great personality, I'm not very rich, but you know what I do have? Head full of lice.'
  • Justin: A billion little fingers to please you.
  • Griffin: Oh god!
  • Travis: We're gonna share this together, baby. You, me, and the lice.
  • Griffin: Go. Go, my little sexual servants.
  • ...
  • Travis: Call me Lice Bryce.
  • Justin: Lice Bryce, Ant-Man's shitty brother.
  • ...
  • Travis: I've also never described anyone as my 'girlfriend-to-be'.
  • Justin: Well Trav, I think if somebody gave me lice four times I'd probably keep'em in the maybe column.

okay so if you assume that in this being-tempted-by-evil wonder woman fantasy, she has arranged her hunks by bangability (and why wouldn’t she), do you think they’re in ascending or descending order? i’m assuming ascending, but you’d think she’d want the most bangable hunk to be closest to her throne. but i can’t conceive of a world where wonder woman considers aquaman to be the most bangable dude in the league. honestly even the fact that he is in fourth comes as some surprise to me. she hasn’t even replaced his axe hand with something useful, like a bottle opener. i feel like if you told aquaman about this he’d be really flattered just to have shown up. but the best part is that i’m p sure she’s officially trying to bang nemesis at this point, and regardless of what order this lineup is in, he is not in first. i’m pretty sure he’s in third. she literally just started dating the dude but if batman suggested he’d be dtf she’d drop nemesis like a hot potato. even in diana’s darkest fantasies bruce won’t take his fucking mask off and he looks like he just realized he forgot to set his tivo. diana cannot imagine anything hotter than dudes in scalemail armwarmers. that is her true dark secret.

The stages of drunkenness

While watching the glory that is episode 10 of Yuri!!! on Ice, my friends and I realized that we’re all a different stage of drunk Yuuri when we ourselves are drunk. So I decided to draw it.

STAGE 1 - the unstoppable dance machine (me)

STAGE 2 - the exotic dancer (@foxymaple​)

STAGE 3 - the cling (@meupetitrants)

FUN FACT: the outfits are all based on real clothes we each actually own.

some spooky scary halloween prompts (for OTPs or BROTPs)
  • we’re both at this halloween party and you are SLOSHED and your friends ditched you, i can’t leave you alone??
  • we don’t know each other but i came as (character A) and you came as (character B) and well, look at that, (character A/character B) is both of our otps…strange…we should do something about that….like make out
  • whoops you’re wearing the same costume as my best friend, i did not mean to hug you and kiss your cheek, where is my friend?? but you are so cute
  • we’re at a harry potter themed halloween party and you and i are the ONLY hufflepuffs, what the heck?
  • you come up to my door in the middle of a sea of children, aren’t you a little old to be trick-or-treating??
  • we’re both bobbing for apples and it gets super competitive very fast
  • can you please turn off “this is halloween” it’s fucking JUNE
  • you’re scared of haunted houses and halloween attractions and i don’t even know you but your friends left you behind (what dicks) so i’m gonna hold your hand and get you through this, alright?
  • ever since we were kids its been our tradition to binge watch horrible scary movies on halloween, go get the popcorn ready
  • you absolutely loathe horror films whereas i love them, can we please please please just watch one? i’ll hold you if you get scared!
  • why on earth did i think a good first date was watching the human centipede with them on halloween, they’re never going to call me back
  • there’s a costume contest at our school/campus and you’ve won the last three years…i’m determined to beat you for best costume this year
  • you’re very superstitious, so when you come over to my apartment for the first time and see i have a black cat, you start to cry and wtf i have no idea what to do?? but socks won’t hurt you, i promise?? i’ve had him for five years and he’s never brought bad luck??
  • i thought you were joking about being a witch but holy shit, you actually practice witchcraft, that’s so cool and also kind of intimidating?
  • we decided to go camping with a bunch of our friends on halloween and we’re telling ghost stories around the fire when we hear a sound come from the woods…turns out you just went to go pee, jesus, you scared us
  • you have no idea what until dawn is and you’re terrified of horror games/films and i make you play it with me on halloween, i know i’m a dick, but it’s such a good game!
  • better yet, we’re starting out youtubers and we dedicated all of october to playing scary games like slenderman, fnaf, indie games, until dawn, etc and because of our pansy ass crybabying over the horror genre we get really popular really fast?? how? why???
  • we share an apartment and you decide to go all-out decorating for halloween while i’m at work. a notice would’ve been nice before i walked into a fake spider web and cried because i thought it was real, thanks a lot
NSFW !!!
  • Me: Daddy~~~ *crawls onto Daddy's lap and wiggles myself against him, blushing*
  • Daddy: *playing a video game, raising an eyebrow at me* Yes Angel?
  • Me: *whines and grinds a bit more* P-play time~! Please~~
  • Daddy: *smirks and turns game off, picks me up and throws Me over his shoulder*
  • Me: Wha- *is cut off when Daddy smacks my ass, carrying me to the bedroom*
  • Daddy: No speaking unless if it's screaming my name. *Dom voice*
  • Me: Y-Yes Daddy~
  • Daddy: Good girl. *closes the bedroom door behind us*
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Seungkwan turned off the filter on V-app. Seungkwan ended whitewashing. Seungkwan ended whitewashing. Seungkwan ended whitewashing. Seungkwan ended whitewashing. Seungkwan ended whitewashing.                he’s an angel

40 More Writing Prompts

For another project, 40 six word sentence prompts. :)

1.   It’s crucial we get this done.

2.   No one could be as stubborn.

3.   I did well today, didn’t I?

4.   I’m missing something here, aren’t I?

5.   You did this to yourself, sir.

6.   How can you be so resentful?

7.   We can go now or later…

8.   I would never lie to them.

9.   I’ll work when I have time!

10.   If you’d ever show up, yes.

11.   Soaked to the bone, he continued.

12.   How strange it is, being alone.

13.   Please just back the fuck off.

14.   I didn’t know I was scared.

15.   After the incident, I secluded myself.

16.   Aren’t you a bit… not… qualified?

17.   Something inside of them turned off.

18.   Please, don’t turn him away again!

19.   All we need is a signature.

20.   A bit of fuel for thought.

21.   I’ve given up fighting you… today.

22.   We’ll get through this, I promise.

23.   He’s not agitated, he’s a jerk.

24.   Now, let’s unravel your theory completely.

25.   There, I fixed it… Well, mostly…

26.   Not exactly proper, is it darling?

27.   He was seduced by the possibilities.

28.   Your soul is like a pit.

29.   She did the unthinkable and escaped.

30.   Something about cats… ring a bell?

31.   He could be anywhere by now!

32.   Don’t bother, you’ll only get hurt.

33.   I regret to inform you that…

34.   Give or take twenty days between.

35.   Ignore me, I don’t know anything.

36.   I can’t say I’m in love.

37.   You don’t know what that means…

38.   Stood up to them, regretted it.

39.   Love isn’t perfect and that’s okay.

40.   Hustle people, we don’t have time!

The world is a little crazy right now and that may really be impacting your mood and feelings, however please remember to take care of yourself. Turn off the news for an hour and go on a walk or take a shower. I have been struggling with this and I want to remind you that it is ok to think about yourself a little. Keep fighting for your beliefs or continue to educate yourself but do not neglect your mental or physical health.

Hey Krist, are those big bright lights bothering the shit out of you…? I can’t see god dammit! Mr. Light Person, Ms. or Mr. Light Person, will you turn those big stupid bright alien lights off please? Thank you very much, thank you.
—  Kurt Cobain