please tell me this hasn't already been done

Basically Their Relationship...
  • Jumin: Well, let's just fuck and get this over with.
  • Zen: *blushing furiously* Uhh, what?
  • Jumin: I meant fuckin' get this over with.
  • Jumin:
  • Jumin: But I'd rather do the first thing.
  • Heather McNamara: You're scamming her?
  • Heather Chandler: I was thinking more like flat out stealing from her
  • Heather McNamara: What? No way!
  • Heather Duke: Why not? We already stole Veronica
  • Veronica: Hey, guys
  • Heather McNamara: We did not steal her! Veronica's her own person, she can do what ever she wants!
  • Veronica: I wanna steal
  • Spain: Hey, Romano, you're coming to my wedding, okay?
  • Romano: Tch, you already know who you're marrying, Tomato Bastard?
  • Spain: Yeah. They're pretty hot and I love them so much.
  • Romano: Sure they are...
  • Spain: They're perfect. They make my life complete.
  • Romano: Does it look like I give a fuck?
  • Spain: So I got one question for you...
  • Romano: ...what?
  • Spain: Will you marry me?
  • Romano: ...
The signs and their horoscope for today:
  • Aquarius: There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus. Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a day.
  • Pisces: Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus; you are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiots at work say.
  • Aries: The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty-pound watermelon in your colon. Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, and give a hickey to Meryl Streep.
  • Taurus: You will never find true happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it? The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep.
  • Gemini: Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence and your love life will run into trouble when your fiance hurls a javelin through your chest.
  • Cancer: The position of Jupiter says you should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud. (Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test.)
  • Leo: Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's face (oh, no.) Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quik.
  • Virgo: All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent-- except for you. Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled upon a stick!
  • Libra: A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented that you. Laughter is the very best medicine; remember that when your appendix bursts next week.
  • Scorpio: Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window. Work a little bit harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak.
  • Sagittarius: All your friends are laughing behind your back-- KILL THEM! Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine you've got hanging in your den.
  • Capricorn: The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person (but you know they're lying.) If I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows and never, never, never, never, never leave my house again.