please tell me some of yall read it!!

The Foxhole Court, Chapter 5 – Fun Moving Time, Fun Drama Time

In which we meet Matt, Neil’s torso makes me break out in Deadpool quotes, super-secret safes are bought to contain super-secret journals, and Kevin has a choking kink.

Sounds good? Then it’s time for Nicki to read The Foxhole Court.

Keep reading

youtube

YOOOO LISTEN HERE. IMMA NEED YALL TO SHUT UP AND PAY ATTENTION TO ME AND THIS FUCKING VIDEO FOR ONE FUCKING MINUTE. TO PROPERLY WATCH THIS VIDEO THERE ARE SOME STEPS THAT NEED TO BE DONE FIRST SO LET ME REAL QUICK TELL U WHAT THEY ARE

STEP 1: MAKE SURE YA GOT NO FOOD IN YA MOUTH ALRIGHT? BC ITLL PROBABLY FORECABLY BE EXITED IN SOME FIT OF EMOTION DURING THIS VIDEO AND I DONT NEED RUINED FOOD ON MY CONSCIOUS

STEP 2: BE REAL FUCKIN READY TO CRY ALRIGHT BE REAL FUCKIN READY

STEP 3: CONSULT UR DOCTOR IF U HAVE HEART PROBLEMS, THIS VIDEO MAY BE QUITE DANGEROUS IF U DO IDK  - JUST PLAYIN IT SAFE

ALRIGHT NOW UR READY AND BEFORE YOU BEGIN THE VIDEO, OR MAYBE DURING THE VIDEO, OR EVEN AFTER, I DONT REALLY CARE WHICH ONE - IT COULD BE ALL THREE HEY WHO KNOWS! ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ANYWAY I JUST WANNA TALK ABOUT THIS VIDEO WITH YALL REAL QUICK

WE ARE SO FUCKING LUCKY. WE ARE SOME DUMB ASS FUCKED UP ASS ANNOYING ASS BUT LUCKY ASS BITCHES. YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE WE GOT TO WITNESS THE INCREDIBLE JOURNEY THAT WAS, AND IS, HARRY AND LOUIS BEING IN LOVE. FATE GRABBED THESE TWO BY THE FUCKING WRISTS, BY THE FUCKING ANKLES, AND DRAGGED THEIR SINGING ASSES OVER TO THE X FACTOR, BECAUSE AS WE ALL KNOW, THE PREVIOUS PLANS TO MEET DIDNT GO AS PLANNED (YALL RMR THE SCRIPT CONCERT AND THAT POST THAT FUCKED ME UP REAL BAD ABOUT THEM BEIN ON VACATION IN THE SAME PLACE U KNO THE ONE)

LISTEN YALL I AINT GONNA DRONE ON ABOUT THIS BECAUSE I HAVE A LIFE AND YOU DO TOO AND NOT GONNA LIE IM A BIT TEARY EYED RIGHT NOW BUT YOU FUCKING GUYS NEEDA REALIZE THAT THEY ARE LITERALLY STILL IN LOVE TODAY. YOU SEE IN THIS VIDEO, THEY PUT MOMENTS FROM 2011 NEXT TO MOMENTS FROM 2014 AND THEIR LOVE FOR EACH OTHER HAS NOT ONLY STAYED THE SAME, BUT IT HAS OBVIOUSLY HEIGHTENED AND THAT SHIT GOT ME ALL FUCKED UP AND EMOTIONAL. 

IM JUST BEIN REAL WHEN I SAY THAT THESE TWO HAVE GONE THROUGH A LOT OF SHIT, AND HAVE GIVEN US SO MUCH MORE THAN “ONE DIRECTION” AND THE WONDER THAT IS LITTLE BLACK DRESS

THEY BROUGHT US LOVE, THEY BROUGHT US FAITH, AND THEY BROUGHT US FUCKIN HOPE, MAN.

YOU SEE THOSE SWALLOW TATTOOS? U SEEN THAT FUCKIN DEER TATTOO, WITH THE DIFFERENT EYEBROWS AND SHIT? YALL HONESTLY GONNA SIT HERE AND TELL ME THAT THIS AINT TRU LOVE STOP LYING TO MY FACE PLEASE AND THANK YOU. 

NOW WATCH THE VIDEO AND IF YOU ALREADY WATCHED IT WATCH IT AGAIN AND IF YOURE READING THIS DURING I WANT YOU TO SCROLL BACK UP AND REPLAY THE VIDEO BC YOU NEED TO WATCH IT

BECAUSE WE ARE LUCKY ENOUGH TO WITNESS SOMETHING AS PHENOMENAL AS THIS AND SOME OF YALL ARE LETTING IT GO TO WASTE