please tell me if these have been posted already

COLLEGE KIDS LISTEN THE FUCK UP

Okay my dudes if you haven’t heard yet

 if you sign up for Office 365 with an email ending in .edu you will get all of Microsoft’s programs FOR FREE and better yet a lot of schools already have their .edu emails set up through Microsoft so like you already have fucking access to these programs!

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS

Let me tell you I have just been using this to type everything up on word but like I just started using OneNote to take notes and my life will NEVER  be the same.

If you’re like me and you have trouble taking hand written notes bc You want them to look pretty, you want them to be organized and the lecture skips around alot, there’s a lot of information and your hands hurt and you’re faster at typing than writing anyway 

Then this program will be your fucking savior like 

You can type as your prof talks and flips through the slides hella fast and then go back and 

-organize it,

-change colors/fonts/bold/italicize important info.

-add notes and interesting facts and stuff that will help you study

-add pictures/draw diagrams

-invite people to share and edit your notes so your study group can all pitch in and all get bomb ass grades on the final


PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TAKE ADVANTAGES OF OFFICE 365 AND GET THOSE 4.0′S BABE

anonymous asked:

How do you make pins? I been wanting to make pins for so long but idk how to even start its so confusing please help me ;_; no one wants to tell me how to make my own pins. I have my own designs and everything

Okay! This is a very long post and I’ll try to get you as much info as I can. I’ve found that the pin making community is very closed off with providing help to new creators since there’s been such an increase in people making pins. So I completely get that you’ve been having issues finding out how to start.

If you already have designs in mind the best thing to do is have them digitized if you haven’t already. The best option is to have a vector file where each of the enamel colours is on a separate layer with no overlapping of the colours or metal areas. This isn’t necessary since a lot of pin manufacturers can digitize your design from a drawing but having them do it can lead to issues and a lot of back and forth changes because they have to trace the image you give them. It’s a lot easier if you can give them a file that they don’t have to do anything with a can use right off the bat to make a mold.

Here’s a pin that I just got made recently that I’ll use as an example through this. The full design in the top left but you can see that each enamel colour can be pulled off separately and leave a solid background that shows the metal of the pin with no overlapping parts.

Also fyi I use Adobe Illustrator to do my designs.

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anonymous asked:

I know you have already done a lot of the ship posts (and they are all phenomenal and accurate af) but can you pretty please do Jesper and Wylan from six of crows/crooked kingdom? Xoxo <3 <3 I can't get enough of your writing tbh! Your such an inspiration, dude. <3 <3 <3 <3

I’m SO sorry this took so long, you’re such an absolute sweetheart and also christ I’ve never been called an inspiration before holy.. god

also heck i love wesper this is a treat

SEND ME A SHIP AND I’LL TELL YOU… 

who is more likely to hurt the other?

don’t.. do this

they’re genuinely so good neither of them would ever TRY to hurt the other, and they’re both so tender and apologetic if they ever do. I think I’m gonna have to say jesper though just because. he’s still a little stirred by his addiction (to trouble! to bringing two guns to a gun fight! to gambling! to love!) and he’s got some jealousy and sensitivity baked into him, bless him. I feel like he’d run a risk and break Wy’s heart by accident, a little bit

who is emotionally stronger?

a genuine toughie bc they’ve both survived and persevered so MUCH. I think in terms of immediate reactionary instincts, Jes is better at letting bad vibes roll right off of him. He’s made of smiles. He’s trouble and a good time rolled into a waistcoat. If you insult him he only gets stronger. Wy was raised in silk and champagne but he was raised BY an absolute monster so. he’s a very bruised peach. criticism pierces him v easily. Though in a more fundamental way, wylan has fashioned his past trauma into a shield. by the end of ck he’s building himself new emotional strength with his bare hands

who is physically stronger?

ohhh man. They’re both noodle boys. Wylan is too smart for exercise. Jesper does his fighting at a 20 metre distance from his target. Jesper is bigger than wylan but most of his size is gangly and delightful and awkward. I think jes could probably still beat wylan in a pinch, but I’m more caught up in how funny it would be to see them try to fight it out

who is more likely to break a bone? 

man I’m tempted to say jesper just bc he seems like he would be…… brittle. I think he gets into scrapes a lot. I think wylan starts to get into p frequent scrapes by nature of being the sixth crow. I think the both of them are so busy worrying about each other’s fights that they neglect their own and trip off a building or smth

who knows best what to say to upset the other? 

I think wylan can be a nasty piece of work when he’s pissed enough. like he may be a silk eared puppy but he’ll chew your shoes and track mud around if you forget to feed him. jesper doesn’t have a malicious bone in his body man, I think he’s a sarcasm queen and a joker but he’s definitely not mean

who is most likely to apologize first after an argument? 

I think jesper’s constantly assuming he did something wrong and he sits down with wylan 100% serious like ‘babe.. im so, so sorry. I never wanted to be the sort of person who made you look sad like that, we’re past that, I truly made a promise–’ and wy would be like ‘what no I was sad bc a screw on my flute is loose and I couldn’t practice today’. but also yeah if it’s a serious fight they make up in a rush, and they laugh at themselves, and they use their energy for something better

who treats who’s wounds more often? 

here’s the thing about the crows man, they’re always sustaining minor injuries as a team and it’s a win if they live, right? All I can picture is the roar of activity when they pull off a job and they come back limping and bleeding and swearing and crowing w joy, and jes and wy take their seats opposite each other and clean wounds, kiss foreheads, smooth back sweaty curls, squeeze hands, make promises. the routine, u kno

who is in constant need of comfort? 

uhhh both of them (it’s always both my guy jot that down). Wylan has 16 years of shitty imposed self loathing to unlearn, and traumatic experiences all over him. jes has lost a lot (including his mom) and he struggles with addiction so like. yeah they both need comfort. they both wake up w the phantom feeling of a mother’s arms around their shoulders. they’ve both seen the very worst of humanity. They’re just two nervy, high stress kids trying to figure things out

who gets more jealous? 

lmao WYLAN VAN ECK did y’all read his scenes in crooked kingdom that boy is NOT SHARING. he glared real holes in kuwei’s head guys. jesper tbh is a terrible flirt and a HANDFUL and wylan is happy. to have his hands full. no one else.

who’s most likely to walk out on the other? 

mmm nahhh

who will propose? 

u bet ur ASS it’ll be jesper. Imagine wylan’s blushing face…… he’d do it for that alone. tbh there’s probably a point in their relationship where jesper’s outrageous flirting isn’t enough to get that pretty blush from wylan like he’ll roll his eyes and shove jes in the shoulder and w/e but they have to have increasingly ridiculous conversations about kinks or w/e until that blush comes out. jesper’s like ‘dang. guess I gotta step up the romance. what’s the most romantic thing? marriage? marrying wylan? son absolutely where do i sign’

who has the most difficult parents?

lmao lm a o lmaooo Lmao LMAO lmao

who initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public? 

I feel like depending on the social climate of Ketterdam, hand holding might not be on the table?? especially for two criminals associated w the bastard of the barrel like idk man I can’t picture it. they don’t want to draw attention to themselves (well i mean. jes wants to. but they can’t). I think they’re all about sly glances and the most obvious smirks you’ve ever seen, and brushing shoulders!! brushing shoulders are their makeouts

who comes up for the other all the time? 

they’re always together man bf’s that blow shit up together and live together stay together so like they rarely have the opportunity to talk about each other. howEVER jesper probably mentions his boyfriend in the middle of a hand of poker w an inappropriate smile or gushes to w/e prisoner he’s breaking out of jail or makes Kaz’s day weird by trying to confide in him

who hogs the blankets? 

wylan is exhausted w luxury and jesper is a child who wants to be held so he rolls over and then over again so that wy always wakes up to a lapful of boyfriend and a roll of blankets and he has to wait for jesper’s heavy sleeper ass to arise so he can get up to pee 

who gets more sad? 

booooth – jesper is understated sad with a side of unnerving frowns, wylan is a wobbling mouth and clenched fists. Sometimes they stay in the Wylan Van mansion and lock the doors so the maids can’t come in, and they bring the lavish decorative pillows into a heap on the carpet and feed each other sweets and rub each others backs and laugh and laugh the darkness away. wylan sketches. jesper poses. there’s scheming & kaz impressions. jesper is a storyteller and he imagines out loud what nina or inej are up to at that very minute, controlling gravity and hearts and the sea and their lives 

who is better at cheering the other up? 

see above ^^ they both go pro at the comfort olympics. Jesper is that little bit better though. He’s a sweetheart with all the right words in his pockets. He knows how to chop wylan’s dad down like the overgrown dead tree that he is. he knows how to flirt a smile onto wy’s face. he maybe lacks delicacy sometimes, but he’s so fun and wholehearted and warm that he can’t really go wrong

who’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes?

this is canon y’all, jesper is a lecherous bastard and wylan is equal parts disdain and delight. he absolutely will slap a boy

who is more streetwise?

god bless wylan but he knows a hell of a lot less about the streets than jes. He’s learning fast by the end of ck, but he’s still very sheltered in a lot of ways. Jesper has a few years under his belt, and he’s.. like tbh he’s a part of a gang so. He’s seen a lot. He’s participated in a lot. He has a pretty steep list of kills, same as every other survivor out there. He’s detached from the deaths but he’s been on the other side of a lot of bullets that have crumpled people up and thrown them in the trash. He knows his business, too. He knows Ketterdam. Well. Wy knows the half of it Kaz wants him to see.

who is more wise?

Wylan is utterly brilliant and Jesper is wholeheartedly here for it. What was that line again? ‘you’re cuter when you’re smart’? Wylan can think his way out of just about anything, the world belongs to him. jsyk

who’s the shyest? 

Wylan absolutely what a sweetie. I mean a lot of it stems from unfortunate self esteem issues and a history of being burnt but a lot of it is pure soul deep candy sweet embarrassment and not knowing what to do w his own cute face. He doesn’t know how to deal w people a lot of the time. he knows sheet music & formulas. he does not know how to look at a boy with beautiful lips all curled up at him and not pass out

who boasts about the other more? 

jesper is loudmouthed usually and he’s that much more loudmouthed when he’s in love, catch him talking to anyone who will listen about wy’s stupid face 

who sits on who’s lap? 

jesper would definitely try it, don’t even test him, he would fold all his crane limbs into wylan’s lap and say ‘hello peaches’ and wylan would have to slide both of them onto the floor to escape his embarrassment. on a good day, jes’ll scoop wylan into his lap and he’ll feel quiet, for a while

comfort: family issues

summary: you need to take a breather from your family, for just a moment, and your boyfriend does all he can to provide that escape for you

pairing: 30sbucky x reader

word count: 816 words

warnings: hurt/comfort, family fighting

notes: this isn’t a particular request, but a lil drabble I wrote a while ago for somebody else. more notes about requesting for this series

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Home - Part 5 - Bruce X Daughter!Reader

PART 1 // PART 2 // PART 3 // PART 4

MASTERLIST

TAKING REQUESTS

FAQ’s

Summary: Life carries on in the Avengers Tower. You make new friends, and certain friendships starts to climb towards something more.

Warnings: None.

Words: 2 572+

A/N: I MIGHT HAVE WATCHED SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING LAST WEEK AND IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN RIDICULOUSLY GOOD AND I MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN MY ALREADY CRITICAL CRUSH ON TOM HOLLAND QUADRUPLED (FUCK SPELLING IDK) AND YEAH SO THAT’S THAT *intense, internal, screaming*

(Also, don’t even get me started on how cheesy my summaries always are…) So, I’m posting once again, trying to makeup for being away by posting my most requested thing ever, which is Home Part 5, if you didnt get that.

Hope you enjoy, please tell me what you think and comment “Steve “Pimp Daddy” Rogers” if you read this cause I honestly, fucking, doubt people read my A/N’s.

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ellesanimalhaven's Guide to Dirt Paths!

Hello lovelies! :D I just want to say that by making this I, in no way, feel as though I am all-knowing about dirt paths. I have been asked so many questions about my town of Kokoro, that I feel it necessary to make a big post describing all things about dirt paths (that I feel comfortable talking about). Please enjoy and feel free to correct me on any information you read below (everything will be tagged as dirt path so if any new information comes up it will show up there).

On to the guide! c: (And I’m sorry if it’s a little dry sounding, I wanted to be as clear as possible haha)

*To mention: I use the term ‘dirt path town’ to describe towns with dirt paths*

TL;DR: (use ctrl+F to find these titles)

  • What are dirt paths
  • Why should I do them
  • How to plan, start, create
  • How to maintain
  • Common questions

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anonymous asked:

Soo i have been shipping evilde for quite a while now but since vilde is lowkey cancelled since Friday I became interested in Evana. Please tell me why you ship it/reasons to ship it. This is sooo interesting and new and I'm so hyped about it. If there's a post or something that kind of sums up all the Evana content in the seasons so far it would be amazing if you could reblog it or something. Thanks already!! 💖

Hi, Anon!!!

Oh boyyyyyyyyyy, here we go.

  • Evana = easily, the most beautiful, prettiest sounding, sonically pleasing ship name you will EVER hear in your life tbh?
  • They’re an interracial wlw couple of 2 bisexual girls. And one of them is Muslim. This is HUGE? GROUND BREAKING???
  • They both know what social exclusion, isolation, loneliness, and losing your friends feels like.
  • Eva’s been practically the ONLY girl this season that’s somewhat noticed Sana’s discomfort/loneliness, and felt guilty about it.
  • In the bus meeting, Eva was the only girl to wear a colour close to black, that Sana was wearing, whilst everyone else wore white. That’s pretty telling how similar their struggles have been in terms on insecurities that come from friendships going wrong.
  • Sana literally told Eva to dump her boyfriend, and then straight away after that told her she’s the prettiest girl from the entire girl squad, and this was literally in the same week that she met Eva for the first time, ever.
  • They both are the most fucking domestic. Oh my god. Kitchen girlfriends tbh. Dancing in kitchens, or sitting on the countertops and watching the other make breakfast.
  • Eva would support the HELL out of Sana during her basketball matches.
  • Sana literally saved Eva from getting into trouble when Isak left drugs at Eva’s house.
  • They both have the most BOMB fashion sense, and their jackets? WOW. WOW WOW WOW.
  • They’re so beautiful? They just look … SO beautiful together??
  • Eva was so fucking IMPRESSED by Sana and her comeback in turning down a guy when he offered her to sit on his face?? Like Eva??? CHILL.
  • Eva was probably one of the FIRST girls who really understood a HUGE insecurity that Sana has, when she said “Sometimes, you just have to learn to trust people.”
  • Urm, they’re forever judging people together.
  • If they’re explored more, god, Eva could be SUCH a GREAT friend to Sana. SUCH a GOOD friend.
  • Eva was the FIRST person Sana texted when she suspected something was wrong with Sara’s behaviour last week.

THEY WOULD, JUST BE, SO SO SO SO GOOD TOGETHER. SO GOOD TOGETHER!

Hello everyone! I’m back with another advice post after so long, and I’m sorry for that >.< I was expecting to post something else, but it happened to be much tedious than I thought because it’s a special post~

AnywhOOO many of you have already been taking tests, and some of you may be struggling, so I’ve came up with these tips to improve your test taking skills. I did my best to make it as general as I could. If I missed an important part, please tell me, and I may add another tip!

Follow the directions: This is the very first thing you need to do whenever you take an exam. Sometimes we assume what we need to do, and in some occasions we get them wrong, so this might cost your whole score. Also pay attention to what the teacher forewarns about the test.

Understand the question: A skill that is extremely important to master is to understand what the question is asking and what it is looking for. For me, I’d like to underline all of the key words in the question to break it down. Sometimes I’d annotate terms with one word definitions and rephrase it to make this question as simple as possible.

Read ALL choices: Once you know what you are asked, consider ALL of the choices. They’re there for a reason! Do not select an answer until you’ve read every single option. Like the question, I like to underline the key words in every choice to narrow it down. Take note of every word, because one word can throw you off very bad. 

Elimination: After reading all the choices, but are still unsure about the correct answer, do the process of elimination, which I’m sure many of you have heard. The key to crossing out choices more efficiently is to understand them first to determine if it has a close relation to the question.

Keep track of time: Something that should be kept in the back of your mind is time. Depending on the number of questions there are on your test will determine how much time you can devote per number. Pace yourself correctly. If you’ve spent more than a certain amount of time, skip it for the meantime even if you feel very bugged about it.

Mark numbers with uncertain answers/no answer: Placing a light dash or circle around the number will make it more noticeable to you, so you won’t forget that you missed answering that question or need to re-analyze it.

Don’t hesitate to ask the teacher: If a phrase seems unclear or you might need some clarification, ask the teacher, especially when he/she encourages it. This can help you understand the question and the answer choices to come into a firmer conclusion.

Double check your answers: Please don’t turn in your exam without doing this when you still have time. I’ve suffered the consequences of not doing this, and I learned my lesson. ^^” First, go back to work with the unanswered/uncertain answers. Then, go to the first number and review ALL answers until the very end, making sure that every number has something written down. 

Hopefully these tips and strategies can help you in some way and improve your test-taking habits! I actually have a similar post that you might to check out, which is how to avoid mistakes. I may be doing more test-taking tips for different types of exams like math-based or essays. Let me know if you’d like any of them sooner! Have a wonderful day/evening!

princedorado  asked:

Can you do something cute with reader x hayseed!Junkrat for 16, please?

I had FOUR requests for Hayseed x Reader with this prompt so to please everyone I will be making this SFW/NB reader. If the person who wants a NSFW one wants to message me I can get around to doing that at some point.


Lost in a forest/corn field/etc

NB READER - SFW

The party was meant to have already started, should have been sign posted they said, big old farm house and barn you could remember your friend telling you as she placed the flyer into your hands. Lit up bright, can be seen for miles around she had added in.

So if this ‘amazing’ and ‘awesome’ party was meant to be either of those things and could apparently be seen and heard from miles around why were you lost in a cornfield? there couldn’t have been many barns around this place..

You looked down at your phone and hissed at it as the light lit up your face showing the signal was still dead as a dodo. Great, amazing, fabulous and oh so wonderful. You had no idea where you were going and no way to contact anyone.

Stumbling on some stones and over a few plants you almost tumbled head first into a clearing. It was a circle, all the corn had been stamped down, just a large hay bail in the middle, a pole with a cross bar sat in the middle.

“What…the” you had a look around it.. maybe a sign to the party had slipped down around it? 

“Lost?” came a high pitched voice that had you clutching your phone to your chest and whirling around.

A very tall figure stood across from you, it pushed past the wall of corn and limped over to the bail, flopping back and kicking his good leg. He pulled off the burlap sack with bright orange eyes, looking far more human as he did so. You felt yourself let out the breath you’d been holding.

He must have been a lost party goer too?

“Oh.. yeah, I’m pretty fucked, not from around here and well.. phones no good” you frowned and waved the phone in your hand to demonstrate

He clicked his tongue in thought and pat the spot next to him on the bail. You looked at his hand before at him, the contact lenses he wore looked so cool and creepy, the makeup on his face was amazing.. all the stiches and details..

You sat next to him and he reached over, you cried out when he pulled at the piece of paper in your hoody pocket, yanking it away and sitting back up, he unfolded it and hmmed as he turned it around.

“Ah ..I..k..know th..tha place.. y..yeah..m…mate” he nodded his head and grinned from ear to ear.

He must have had a stutter or something.. He then stood and made a show of brushing down his already very dirty and tatty trousers as he offered you a metal hand. You eyed it up… was it ok to take it? such a good prop… His fingers wriggled and he nodded his head to the side

“Come on..l..love…ya ..d..don’t wanna m…miss all t…tha fun…” he giggled.

It was scratchy and high pitched, it seemed to rattle his frame but the smile on his face, this guy was cute.. Maybe you’d offer him a drink as thanks when you got there? maybe talk more.. You pushed your thoughts aside.. it was abit too early to be thinking about the handsome scarecrow.

He grasped your hand and pulled you right up, you lost your footing and stumbled against him. He cackled and helped you stand straight, cocking his head to the side once more, another giggle coming from him as you felt the blush on your cheeks.

“Fallin’ f..fah me…” he winked. 

You tried to laugh it off as you watched those bushy brows waggle at you but he soon turned and headed off, pushing the corn apart and heading in a direction. You ridiculed yourself for acting like the typical high schooler in a movie.. 

You followed him and he grabbed your hand when you stumbled, or let you hold onto his arm as the floor started to get wet, cold and slippy. You could hear music now, lights peeking through the corn.

“Nam…names Jamison..b..by th..tha way” He offered you another grin.

“Oh and I’m-” you were cut off when he swept some corn away.

There the barn was, decorated so well, loud music and people in costumes and simple outfits alike. You sighed, the panic of being lost had been drained away completely. You stepped out and your friend saw you waving. The corn rustled behind you.

“Thank you so much Jamison, can I get you a- d…rink?”

There was nothing there, the corn just swayed, no sounds of footsteps… The handsome man had vanished..

I’ve loved reading your stories. Let me tell you mine.

by reddit user Sergeant_Darwin

I’ll be posting new, different stories on my personal blog, please be sure to follow @sixpenceeeblog

I read my first nosleep story when I was a freshman in college. I was in bed one evening, surfing the web and I decided that I wanted to scare the shit out of myself. The internet is home to a lot of strange things, as I’m sure many of you know, and I found a few of them that night—but nothing piqued my interest more than this community.

Reading all of your experiences over the years has been strangely cathartic, for I too have known horror. I’ve never been in a haunted house, or caught a glimpse of anything paranormal; I’m not even sure I believe in such things. But no demon or monster or vengeful spirit from the depths could tell me more than what I already know: evil walks among us. I have more than glimpsed it. I have stared it in the face.

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You Have Been Found: Soulmate AU (Michael Lee Brown) [Smut]

A/N: hey all! i know that this is later than i’ve posted most of my fics, but i’m in a design/tech course that ends at 8:30 and didn’t have time (or wifi). regardless, here’s a new fic! i did write this for Ben so if i left a name unchanged please tell me. love you all and requests are open.

TW: smut

Request:  Hey!!! Can I request some MLB x Reader smut? You’re amazing, and I love your work! Thank you so much!!!!!

You envied your friends so much. They had already found their soulmates and here you were, single in your black and white world. You stared at the stage in front of you. Your friends had given you tickets to see Dear Evan Hansen and you couldn’t be more excited. You finally got some time off from work so it was a nice way to relax. The understudy for Connor Murphy, Michael Lee Brown, was in for the show you were seeing. You weren’t upset, rather intrigued actually. You always seemed to like the understudies better than the main actors

You look at your phone and see something odd, the regular grey screen had a tinge of something new that you were unfamiliar with, a color. He was near. The lights went down and you turned off your phone. Maybe he was in the audience? He couldn’t be in the show itself, could he? No, the universe would never be that kind to you.

You couldn’t have been more wrong about that. The moment the lights come up on the Murphy household and there was the most handsome man you had ever seen in your life. Your vision flashed with bright and color. You kept staring into his eyes, hoping but doubting he saw you.

The show continued on and he never broke character in anyway or did something strange, which leads you to believe he didn’t even see you or that you’re not his soulmate. Intermission hit and you went out to the lobby for a bit of fresh air and to see the world around you.

.         .         .

Michael was freaking out backstage. “Will what the fuck do I do?”

“I don’t know what you mean.”

“She’s there. Somewhere in the audience she’s there. I don’t know who or where she is. It’s not like I can randomly say, “hey did someone just gain the ability to see color in the past hour?”
“Well I mean, you could. People would never let you live it down, but you could.”

“You know Will, you’re too much like Jared for your own good.”

“Look, she’ll probably be at the stagedoor or want to see you. Then just tell the doorman that if a female says they want to come talk to you, don’t shy them away as another crazy girl who wants to steal Ben’s boxers.”

“People do that?”

“You have no idea.”
the intercom comes on calling places for act 2.

.         .         .

You go to the door, “h-hi can I see Michael Lee Brown? It’s important.”

“I’m sorry ma’am but he’s not accepting visitor-”

“She can come with me. Don’t worry. I know what she’s here for.” The man who played Jared Kleinman came down, “Will Roland.”

“(Y/N) (Y/L/N)” you shake his hand.

“Well then I better take you to him.” You walk upstaris with him and wait outside his dressing room as Will goes in.

“Michael? Someone wants to see you.”

“Shit. Is it them?”

“I think. And if it is, then damn you got lucky my man.”

Will comes back out and smiles, “go and have fun. Don’t forget to wear protection!”

You roll your eyes and go in hesitantly, he was sitting on the couch in his dressing room and stands up to greet you. “H-hi…”

“Hi… you did well tonight.”

“Thanks, got a little distracted though. You know, with the burst of color and whatnot.”

You nod and go to hug him. He pulls you close to him and rubs your back, “I can’t believe this is happening… I can’t believe I found you…”

“I know… it’s amazing…” you look up at him and he strokes your cheek. You stood like this for a few moments, just enjoying being in each other’s prescence.

“Can I walk you home? I mean, it’s not the safest this late.”

“Yeah. That’d be great. Thanks.” You walk out with him and hold his hand in yours.

.         .         .

You still couldn’t believe you’d found him. You chatted while you walked and it flowed so easily, once the awkwardness stage left the two of you. Five minutes, and you were cracking jokes as if you’d known each other for years.

He walks you to your apartment door, “well, this is me…”

“When will I see you again?”
“Tomorrow? I can come meet you after your show.”

“Yeah, that’d be great. Goodnight.”

“Goodnight.” He kisses you sweetly, but with a desperate passion.

You both pull away due to lack of oxygen, “m-maybe… you wanna come in?”

“Yeah…” you open the door and lead him in.

When you were both in, he shut the door and pushed you against it, kissing you passionately. His hands went around your waist as yours went around his neck, pulling each other closer. He pulls away and starts to kiss down your neck, “you my dear, are so gorgeous.”

You moan softly and run a hand through his hair, “you’re not so bad yourself.”

He picks you up and brings you to your bedroom. The second he sits you down, his hands instantly go to the hem of your shirt and pull it off of you. Your hands do the same and you both quickly lose your clothing.

Soon you’re lying on your bed with him slipping on a condom. He slips into you easily and starts to thrust. “God, I’ve waited so long for this…”

“Me too…” you moan.

You both race towards your climaxes and cry out each other’s name when you come. He gets up to throw out the condom and goes back to cuddle you quickly. You smile and sigh contently, you can’t believe you found him. It was amazing to have someone like this in your life.

They forget to tell you
that some Tarot readings
are like Keys.
Some doors have locks
that can easily be opened
with the set you already own,
while other times
the door you are looking for
hasn’t been presented yet
for you to unlock.


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Title: Keys And Doors
Copyright: © Ivan Ambrose 2017
Deck: The Hallmark Tarot
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Jake Gyllenhaal

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Jake is a man of few words, but when i comes to you, he could talk for days. He could tell people about all the smiles you have, all the laughs. Jake could tell people about you heart, but most importantly Jake could and has told people about how you make him feel. How his life has changed since you came into it. 

The day you two met, Jake had been having a horrible day. His car didn’t start so he had to call an Uber. He then ended up being late for a meeting. He didn’t get the part he wanted in a movie and when he finally thought that noting worse could happen he spilled his drink on someone. Jake felt horrible and was ready to be yelled and and called names, but in reality all he got was a small laugh and a

“It’s okay” the niceness, the sweet laugh caught him off guard. Jake looked up and met eyes with you, he was so surprised by your response, he forgot how to speak. Slowly he got back the power to speak and the apologies came in. You still kept a smile and a positive mind, even with the coffee on your lap. Jake immediately loved that about you, and after he had finished the apologies and explanations for his horrible day he asked you out. At first it was supposed to be an apologies dinner, but ended in a real date that had a second date and a third and now 2 years later you and Jake are happy and look back to that day with a smile and a laugh. 

“From that day I haven’t had a bad day. I’ve had 2 years of all good days.” Jake was on The Ellen Show and like always talking about you. This time Ellen was the one who asked about you. She has met you before and also is a big fan of yours. 

“I’m guessing it’s thanks to Y/N” she said looking back where a photo of you and Jake was being shown. The photo was recently taken and posted by Ryan. You, Jake and Ryan, Blake had dinner together and it was taken that day. 

“Yeah, she knows how to make everything better. When ever I feel like I might be having a bad day all I have to do is call her and just the sound of her voice makes me happy” Jake said making the whole audience go aww in joy. 

“You already know what I love you both and am a big fan of you two as a couple, so please tell me there will be wedding soon” Ellen has been saying she wants to see you and Jake get married and that she wants to be invited to the wedding. She actually wants to marry you two, but that still is debatable. 

“Oh think so” Jake said without taking a moment to think. That was it, everyone started to yell and some even jumped up from their seats. These people really loved you two together. It might be because having each other has changed your lives, your mind sets too. 

Everyone would now be waiting for Jake to propose to you, but it’s too late for that. He already asked you to marry him the day before the interview. It was all done and ready. Jake did want to tell the world that you were getting married, but you had to tell your families and friends first before rest of the world knows. None the less it still a wonderful thing and something you have to look forward to. The planning will be hard and quit stressful, but having each other by your sides, will definitely make it much easier. 

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My friend @tobeyisprochoice​ is being harassed by @doubletap-centremass (whom I can’t tag because I reported and blocked them already), who has been repeatedly telling her to kill herself on top of a number of other pro “life” douchebags who have already been hounding her nonstop on this post. Please, if you can, report all of them for harassment. Tobey doesn’t deserve this; she’s been nothing but kind and patient to even all of the people shouting abuse at her. Thank you! Proof is below the cut. Beware of MAJOR SUICIDE TRIGGERS BELOW:

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anonymous asked:

Can u teach me how to tell bangtan boys (BTS) apart. I'm only new to kpop, so I hope I'm not offending anyone!

TO ANYONE READING THIS: THIS POST IS OUTDATED, I’VE MADE A NEWER ONE HERE!

Yes of course I can teach you!!! You’re not offending anyone, we’re all very happy to get new fans so don’t worry about asking questions we’re all here to help!

Since you’re new to kpop, I’ll teach you under the assumption that you know very little about them so please bear with me if I’m telling you thing you already know :)

Bangtan Boys aka 방탄소년단 (bangtan sonyeondan) aka BTS (aka these guys have too many names) is a relatively new group, but they’ve been doing very well for rookies. They have had a debut mini album, two full length comeback albums, and two follow-up promotions (meaning they promoted one song from their debut/comeback and after that they promoted a second track from that mini/full album). They’ve also done a lot of pre-debut stuff and some unofficial MVs and mix-tapes and things, but they only have FIVE official MVs:

No More Dream (official debut)

(left to right: V, Suga, Jin, Jungkook, Rap Monster, Jimin, J-Hope)

We Are Bulletproof pt. 2 (follow up track)

(Left to right: V, Suga, Jin, Jungkook, Rap Monster, Jimin, J-Hope)

N.O (first comeback)

(left to right: V, Suga, Jin, Jungkook, Rap Monster, Jimin, J-Hope)

(wow they’re in the same order I never noticed that)

Boys In Luv (second comeback)

(left to right: Jin, Suga, Jimin, Jungkook, Rap Monster, V, J-Hope)

Just One Day (currently on-going follow up track)

(left to right: Jimin, Suga, Jungkook, Jin, Rap Monster, V, J-Hope)

Okay, now that we have the eras clear, the members!

Rap Monster (real name Namjoon)

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You can most easily recognize Rap Monster’s older pictures by his sunglasses and afro-fohawk-what-ever-you-call-it hair. He literally NEVER took off his sunglasses until their first comeback, and then for Boy In Luv he went blonde. I’d also say he’s probably got the tannest skin color. He’s the leader, and one of the rappers of BTS. He also produces/writes most of their songs (if not then he assisted) and writes all of his own raps. He taught himself english too :)

Suga (real name Yoongi)

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Suga is also one of the rappers, he writes and produces as well. You can identify him from older eras because he would usually wear some kind of weird hat, but for later comebacks not so much. He’s got this really adorable gummy smile that’s easy to spot, and reddish brown hair most recently, tho other members have similar colors so don’t learn him by that.

Jin (real name Seokjin)

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Jin is one of the vocalists, and also the ‘face’ of the group meaning he’s the prettiest. He honestly hasn’t changed much since their debut image wise…. you can identify him by his lip tbh because they’re so freaking plump which sounds really awkward but srsly look at them….

J-Hope (real name Hoseok)

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J-Hope is the final rapper/writer as well as one of the main dancers of BTS. He’s also the cutest (debatable). He’s always acting ridiculous, but actually ALL of them act pretty crazy so… that won’t help you…. For their early on promotions he would wear either a hat and bandanna underneath or a weird mask type thingy.

Jimin (that’s his real name)

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Jimin is another vocalist and dancer of BTS. He’s the one who does the abs flash in No More Dream. You can recognize him by his kinda squishy face under his eyes that makes him look a little sleepy all the time. Though he has lost a lot of that recently….

(real name Taehyung)

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V is another vocalist in BTS. The fans call him the alien because he does really weird things at really random times and no can ever seem to figure out what goes on inside his head…. that last picture is the darkest his hair has ever been and it was taken like a couple days ago. He was the secret member of BTS up until their debut, so you won’t find anything of him from their pre-debut videos. The fans were really surprised when his debut teaser image came out

Jungkook (that’s his real name)

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And last but not least~ Jungkook! Jungkook is the last vocalist of BTS. He’s also the youngest member (with Jin being the oldest) born in 1997. He’s really young for an idol >~< He used to have this adorable baby face in their early promotions but as of Boy in Luv he’s looks SO MUCH OLDER it’s rather startling actually how much he’s grown up….

So that’s BTS! I can’t tell you much about their personalities because they all act really crazy and ridiculous. You’ll know what I mean if you watch their Bangtan Bombs which is just videos of them doing random stuff backstage and what not. You can watch them on their official channel here

As for learning them, it’s understandable that you’ll get them mixed up. It’s hard to keep any kpop idols straight unless you REALLY know their face. Just study their features and their videos and you’ll find your own way of telling them apart over time :)

Some tips:

NEVER LEARN AN IDOL BY THEIR HAIR COLOR. They dye their hair ALL THE TIME. Don’t do it find something else.

DON’T TRUST GOOGLE IMAGES. If you search a group member you’ll find that ~75% are of that member and the rest are of other members and it’ll be impossible to tell who you actually are looking for if you don’t already know them.

WATCH LOTS OF SUBBED VIDEOS. You’ll learn them faster if you watch a lot of interviews and backstage footage :)

Thanks for asking anon, and welcome to kpop!!! Sorry for the super long post, I just really wanted to help you out >~<

Just a heads up that there will be 3 pages (2 this week, 1 next week) with Swap and Fell in their dresses (So make sure you still have that tag blocked if you’re avoiding it), and next week is what I’ve been calling Angst Week.

I’m hoping to post some really angsty comics. If it’s not angsty/sad to you, that’s ok, but please don’t tell me. There will be angsty stuff lasting well over a week- but I’m sure I’m already known for that xD.

But if you’re feeling particularly down and not up for angst, I’ll be tagging them as ‘Angstlad’ and ‘hisloneliness

I wont be drawing the angst on streams, so you’ll have to wait and see what it is :D.

okay so yes jonsa and j0nerys are both incest but…j0nerys is like a thousand times worse? dany’s parents were actual brother and sister. And they came from a line of intermarried brothers and sisters *excuse me while I choke back my vomit* that means that jon’s grandparents (who are also dany’s parents) are brother and sister too. PLEASE DO NOT TELL ME THAT KIND OF GENERATIONAL INCEST is comparable to jon and sansa, who are first cousins. yes, ned and lyanna’s parents were cousins but they weren’t brother and sister. plus sansa was already going to marry one of her first cousins, robert/robin arryn, and no one blinked an eye. no one even mentioned incest then

Title: The Exception
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Summary: in a town taken over by fear, a young couple tries to make their way back to each other.
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A/N: It’s been a long time since I’ve last posted something, and I gotta say it was all my fault for being too lazy during my free time XD This one is based on what Lili said about the cute moments we’re gonna have while Reversal faces the civil war, and I really hope we can get a similar scene!! Hope you enjoy it, and I’m already sorry about what you’re gonna read! Please, tell me what you think!
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It was a cold and silent night, as Elizabeth Cooper made her way through the southern part of Riverdale, with nothing but her uncharged phone in hands. She was all alone in those empty streets, facing shadows that extended for miles, and even if she was trying her best not to be afraid at that moment, Betty failed miserably whenever her ears captured a sudden noise her smart brain just couldn’t identify.

It’s just an animal, she would tell herself. A cute, defenseless animal and not the dangerous man who shot Fred Andrews and was entitled Angel of Death after spreading fear and horror around the whole town.

Oh, It was probably just a squirrel.

As she made her way to where her boyfriend was— which she was almost positive to be around that area— Betty remained alert for any sign of trouble. Her sea green eyes were widened, looking around the entire perimeter surrounding her as in a protective measure, and at the same time she was doing everything she could in order to get warmer, her perfect, pure mind couldn’t stop cursing mayor McCoy for not giving the Southside a decent street illumination.

She was definitely going to write an article about that as soon as she got home. During the long time she would eventually spend grounded, the Cooper girl would continue to do justice with her own words.

The idea of spending the next couple of months in partial house arrest, for as bad as it could seem, didn’t scare her, let alone made her regret the decision she made earlier that night. Thanks to the immature, civil war declared by the adults of Riverdale, both Betty and Jughead, for living in opposite poles of the same, small town, ended up being dragged into the middle of that mess. People gave him weird glares whenever he was around the North, and her presence around the South wasn’t really welcomed by everyone either. That situation created an indelicate discomfort whenever they visited a place that’s not Pop’s, and even if both of them loved that diner, it was impossible not to see that things were just getting worse around them.

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