please tell me how it is

anonymous asked:

My pet hate is pushing email sign ups. Like PUSHING them, if a customer refuses, fine, but Area Manager expects us to keep pushing until they say no 3 times. I hate doing that shit. It's not fair to the customer and makes me the badguy when I keep talking it up.

How I handled that situation was to when they said no i would say “would you please say that again” they would repeat no then I would go “One more time please” they would say no most kind of aggravatingly. And I would go “And that’s three times you said no so moving on to the next question.” and some would chuckle along some would get mad and I would tell them to direct complaints to the manager and even call him out for them customers. Some of the regulars would just walk up and say “NO NO NO now let me pay.”

We didn’t do that ask three times for very long.


  • Jungkook: How the hell do you get away with everything?
  • Yoongi: He’s a scheming prick.
  • Taehyung: Also I’m adorable.
  • Yoongi: That too.
  • Taehyung: *chokes*
Kids In Love

Warnings: language, unprotected sex, blowjob, bad writing
Note: yikes please please please tell me how this is (ps.this is for @sebashtiansatan)

Taking a deep breath, Y/N looks at herself  in the mirror in the room she shared with Bucky. He was coming home from a month long mission, the longest they’ve been away from each other and she had thought that a little ‘celebration’ was in order.

“The team is set to arrive in two minutes,” FRIDAY’s voice rang out through the empty room. The suddenness of the announcement caused Y/N to slightly jump, that’s what she chalked it up to because she didn’t want to admit her nerves were getting the best of her.

“Thank you,” Y/N responds. She twirls around once more and smiles, Bucky was definitely going to enjoy this homecoming.

“Let’s do this,” she mumbles as she sat at her desk, acting as if she was busy. Y/N hears the front door of the apartment open and close, her heart starts to beat faster as she hears the heavy footsteps belonging to Bucky walk towards the room. The silence that follows was deafening as she knew Bucky was standing by the door, leaning against the frame. She could feel him staring holes into her back. Y/N stands up and wipes the smirk off her face and moves around pretending not to notice Bucky.

“So you missed me?” Bucky says suddenly. Y/N gasps as she turned around, it was supposed to be fake but nothing could prepare her for the sight in front of her. Bucky was still wearing his combat uniform, making him look hotter and more intimidating.

“Cause I missed you,” Bucky says as he pushes himself off the frame and walks towards the girl who was now standing by the bed.

“Uh-huh, I missed you too,” Y/N breathes out.

“Got pretty lonely.” Bucky’s lips curled up into a small grin as he notices the effect he has on her.

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anonymous asked:

Please stop trying to get me to make a decision for you. I don't know which pair of pants or shade of lip gloss would look better on you. I didn't go into retail to somehow hone whatever fashion sense you think all us women possess, I did it to earn money. I'm not going to "help a sister out" if my knowledge in what you want me to help them with is shit. If you can't make up our mind that's your problem, so don't make it mine. I'm not going to tell you how to spend your money.

Blueberry Pie

Originally posted by intermissionpenguins

Author’s Note: Some smut with Colton Parayko because I just see his face and cry a little bit because he’s so perfect. 

Word Count: 1538

Warnings: Smut, some mentions of alcohol

“Colton, what the hell happened in here?” you snapped, seeing the flour-coated countertops in the kitchen and stacks of dishes filling the sink. Your boyfriend was sitting on the tile floor, staring expectantly at the oven.

At the sound of your voice, he jumped up. “Oh, you’re home! How was work?”

“It was fine, same old boring stuff. Can you please tell me what’s going on?”

“Well, since we’re going to your parents’ for dinner, I thought I’d bake a pie for them. Your blueberry plant was overflowing with berries and I figured I’d put them to good use.”

You furrowed your eyebrows in confusion. “Since when do you bake?”

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I had a lady the other day not only place her change on the belt, but got really passive aggressive with me after I moved it to the other side, scanned her two items, and proceeded to count the change she had laid down. She got so impatient that she started tossing down dollar bills, confusing me and making me wonder why she tried to pay in change in the first place. I’m still counting about .05 seconds later and she tosses down another two balled up wrinkly ass bills and takes her items and tells me to “keep the change”, which is about $2 worth she overpaid. I work at a supermarket with no penny jar or anything. I obviously can’t take tips, and told her as much, and to please wait while I complete the transaction, and she just kept walking right out the door. I have to assume she knows how rude she was being. Thank goodness my super was right there and told me to just apply whatever change to the next transaction. Ugh.

manysmallmangoes  asked:

When I was between the ages of 5 and 7 I had an obsession with horses as a result of the movie " spirit ". This meant I could draw anatomically correct horses age 6. When I was 8 I got into homestuck. I can't escape horses, please take pity on me for my horse story. I'm not sure why I'm telling you this. Maybe you're the new horse phase of my life?

the real problem here is you somehow got into homestuck at 8


Vernon - text
Scenario: Vernon was talking about how much he likes you in Korean, and you tell him you heard everything. So he just runs away, and you decide to text him.

(This is my first ‘text’ so please be gentle. And let me know if you want more.)

snowwolf14  asked:

Hey, I've got Clip studio paint EX and I tried everything to put on sound on my animation and I couldn't do it. Then my friend told me you somehow did that. How? Please. Tell me. ;-; It will help so much! (Thank you ;^; )

Er, sorry dude, your friend was mistaken!  Currently there is no way to add sound to Clip Studio Paint EX.  While it’s true I’ve done lipsync in CSP, that’s primarily just based on guesswork, listening to the audio and doing the animation by memory of what it sounds like.

I’m… very good at memorizing sounds, I’m afraid, and that’s all there is to it.  For moments when I can’t quite get the sound right, I use an old-fashioned X-sheet.

Sorry! D:

beantan-blog  asked:

Hi, I would like to ask, how do you screenshot without the Plumbob thingy in the pictures.. I tried switching of the "capture ui" thing, but the Plumbob just won't go away.. Please tell me thank you!

heyo, I just zoom in so you can’t see it mostly but the actual cheat is: headlineeffects off, you just press ctrl-shift-c and enter that and problem solved :)

anonymous asked:

“Do yourself a favor and stop comparing yourself to me.”

“Hey, Wilson”, called out Spider-man.

“If you’re here to tell me what a reckless, irresponsible teammate I am, and how I’m ultimately a waste of the avengers’ time and money, then please just leave it in a review on my website, or send it to my PO Box. That’s where all the hate mail goes.”

“Actually, I… I came to apologise.”

Deadpool rose his head a little, looking up at Spider-man from his seat on the curb.

“I don’t hate you, Wade.”

“You… don’t.” Deadpool said slowly, unconvinced. He waited for the catch.

“You and I are a lot alike, you know”, Spider-man said, looking down at him. He gestured at his suit, and Deadpool’s. “…And it’s not just that we go to the same tailor.”

Deadpool inwardly groaned, trying his best to resist burying his head in his hands.

“Once I was a lot like you,” the hero started, “I was –“

“A murderer.” Deadpool said.

“Well, no, a –“

“A victim of circumstance.”


“Experimented on. Tortured.”

“No, I –“ Spider-man swallowed, completely losing track of his argument. “That’s not –“

“Hey. Hero”, he said, leaving his seat on the curb. Spider-man stumbled back a little. Deadpool could make himself look so tall. “Why don’t you do yourself a favour and stop comparing yourself to me?”

God, like so much of Chidi showing affection for Eleanor is small and completely non-verbal and I just…..i love it so much.

Like the “I believe in you nerd boy” scene? The corner of his mouth kind of quirks up while she’s talking, and once she finishes complimenting him, he does this little almost head roll like he’s almost embarrassed but you can tell he’s just so pleased to have her praising him.

And then the shot goes back to Eleanor and it looks like she’s trying to stop herself from just beaming proudly at him? And it just….kills me. The way they interact with each other really makes it clear how much they shared in the last 800+ reboots, even if they don’t actually remember what happened.

anonymous asked:

I'm a pan trans guy and DESPERATE for love, but I live in contstant fear no one wants to date me because I'm trans and Idk do or how to feel.

Honestly that’s such a common fear among us. We worry that we won’t find people who love us/we won’t find dates - but please believe me when I tell you that you will.

If someone likes you as a person, they will not consider you being trans as an issue (nobody should consider that an issue tbh, but you know what I’m saying)

You will find someone- in fact I’m sure you’ll find a lot of people who like you for you, try to reassure yourself of that ☺️ -Matt

And thats how I came out to Papa about age regression.
  • Boyfriend: *Doesn't know much about the age regression* So tell me the names of your stuffies!!
  • Me: hmpf! No its weird...
  • Boyfriend: Please...
  • Me: *Sends picture of Dapper with an explanation, then Luna, Then Blunicorn*
  • Boyfriend: *Shows me a stuffed dinosaur* This is Roary...!
  • Me: *Rocking back and forth as I have an instant regression moment and I grab and put on my onesie with my pacifier*

I glance over to the side, and suddenly I’ve got over 1000 followers! Wow. Did I mention this before or did it slip past me?

Thank you all very much for coming along for the ride with me. It honestly feels like just yesterday I had people peering through what I was doing, shitposting on /v/ and tossing game ideas back and forth with everyone, wondering if I’ll ever actually put something out. And now here I am, actually making things.

Every single one of you, thank you for your continued support and encouragement. I don’t know where we’ll go next, but I’ll do my best to continue making fun and interesting things. Please enjoy, and don’t hesitate to tell me what you think of things, how you feel about things, or what you’d like to see! I can’t cover everything, but I’m always happy to shoot the shit with whoever about whatever.

Let’s have fun, mates.

  1. What’s that mark on your arm?
  2. I could have gone my whole fucking life without knowing about this but no, life hates me so now I have to acknowledge this shit
  3. Is that a gun in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?
  4. Maybe if you weren’t so aggressive towards strangers then we wouldn’t be in this mess
  5. I’m cold and i’m tired, and i’m going to kill one of you if you don’t get me some coffee
  6. I don’t really think before i act, it’s kind of part of my charm
  7. How many lives need to be ruined before you realize there is a problem
  8. Just look me in the eyes and tell me he is not the devil
  9. You look so sexy when you’re ignoring me
  10. You couldn’t handle me if i came with a user manual
  11. Hell hath no fury like a woman on her period
  12. My uterus is shedding and i will not hesitate to stab you
  13. Are you ready for an adventure ……. Nope
  14. You’re a mess…. the hottest mess you’ve ever seen
  15. I make mistakes okay? Everyone does, i’m only human….no your not
  16. Oh stop all that broken heart shit, you murdered people
  17. Why don’t you keep your hands off what’s mine
  18. Look into my eyes, you are worth it
  19. Can i have a piggy back ride?
  20. I can’t sleep can i sleep here?
  21. Just breath okay, who hurt you?
  22. Hold still
  23. Don’t you dare ever change
  24. Your kind of a douche you know that
  25. Why the hell are you bleeding?